Originally requested by a fellow human, @jessiebeanie123

Enjoy~♡

Asmo: MC

Asmo: MCCCC

Asmo: ANSWER ME

MC: what

MC: I'm in the middle of 'pranking Mammon that I'm dying so I can prove that he actually loves me and doesn't want me to die' scheme

Asmo: hun we all know that Mammon loves you more than he loves his Goldie

Asmo:  anyways, I have some tea to spill

Asmo: and you're the only one i can talk to about it

Asmo: so sit your ass down for a minute and listen to my rant.

Asmo: I overheard Lord Diavolo and his butler talking last night

Asmo: ITS ABOUT LUCY

MC: oh fuck I think Mammon saw me for a sec

Asmo: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING

Asmo: anyways, I heard that Lord Diavolo and Lucifer went out with each other.

Levi: ok whaT

Asmo: oh hi Levi didn't see you there

Asmo: LEVI?!

Levi: you forgot that this gc is actually for alll of us to see?

Asmodeus removed Lucifer

Asmo: there :)

MC: There's a tattletale here

MC: Satan :)

Satan: I WONT TELL, BEEL WOULD THO

Beel: since when have i been going around telling people's secrets?

Beel: Belphegor looks suspicious

Belphie: i dont TELL people about secrets, you know that?

Belphie: My speciality is sleeping, not spreading gossips.

Belphie: now LET ME SLEEP.

Beel: okay then

MC: Mammon is still asleep and snoring, please don't wake him up I'm trying to prank him.

Asmo: Levi

Asmo: i don't trust you so please get out.

Levi: whaaaaat

Levi: i CAN be trusted

Levi: I WON'T TELL A SOUL

Asmo: hm

Asmo: i don't trust you

Asmodeus yeeted Levi

Asmo: there we go

Beel: ok now continue

Asmo: so i overheard their conversation

Asmo: it seems that Lord Diavolo asked Lucifer out on a date. They were going to that new fancy restaurant in town.

Asmo: Don't believe me? I saw them kiss. On the front porch. HOLDING HANDS WITH EACH OTHER.

Belphie: so they wENT OUT?

Satan: WHAT THE FUCK

Beel: I'm happy for him, lets congratulate the man.

Satan: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

Belphie: and he said he didn't have any feeeeelings for Lord Diavolo.

Asmo: wait a second, where's MC?

Mon: MC HERE

Mon: i stole his D.D.D lmao

Mon: lemme just empty the chat for a sec

Asmo: wow you actually did it

Belphie: what did she do again?

Asmo: she's trying to prank Mammon so that she could prove that he actually likes her.

Beel: but we all know that Mammon loves u already MC

Satan: he has your pictures in his D.D.D.

Mon: wow, really?

Mon: OH MY GOD HE'S AWAKE

Mon: I NEED TO RUN BEY

Asmo: You can't run from him now sweetcheeks

Asmo: k I'm adding Luci back.

Asmodeus added Lucifer

Asmo: congratulations, brother!

Beelzebub added Levi

Levi: and what did i miss? EVERYTHING

Beel: I'm happy for u Luci. Take good care of the man bro.

Belphie: CONGRATS LUCI

Satan: kill me already.

Luce: what in Devildom are you guys talking about

Asmo: you went on a date with Lord Diavolo~

Luce: WHAT. NO.

Beel: but Asmodeus saw you kissing him at that restaurant.

Satan: AND HOLDING HANDS WITH EACH OTHER

Satan: EXCUSE ME I NEED TO VOMIT

Mon: so

Mon: what did i miss?

Asmo: what happened to MC?

Mon: she's fiine

Satan: NO SHE'S NOT

Satan: you TIED HER UP IN A FUCKING CHAIR

Mon: pfft, where'd ya get that idea, Satan?

Satan: I PASSED YOUR ROOM 6 MINUTES AND 45 SECONDS AGO.

Belphie: that is some way to count the time

Beel: what'd you expect, that's Satan.

Luce: Okay to make things clear, i did NOT go on a date with Lord Diavolo.

Asmo: yeah, keep lying Luci~

Lord Diavolo joined the groupchat

Asmo: ahh its the man!

Mon: i am so confused

Levi: me too. I'm going to sulk in my bed now.

Mon: boutta torture this little girl here, bye yall.

Dia: pfft

Dia: You have fallen for my tricks!

Luce: and i thought Mammon was the worst demon i have ever laid my eyes upon.

Dia: oh, you don't mean that, Luci~

Luce: my Lord.

Luce: this isn't appropriate.

Dia: Anyways, what you boys saw were the opening ceremony for an Italian restaurant in town.

Dia: oh and the kiss and holding hands? That was just a little trick with magic~

Dia: in conclusion, you've fallen for my tricks. Thank you for listening.

Lord Diavolo yeeted himself out of the groupchat

Luce: now you've heard it.

Asmo: oh

Beel: that was awkward

Belphie: congratulations on the ceremony then?

Satan: whaT

Luce: we didn't go on a date, it was Lord Diavolo's idea to trick you all since Lord Diavolo was bored. And he asked me for help.

Satan: IT WAS A PRANK

Mon: SHHH KEEP IT DOWN A LIL SATAN MC IS SLEEPING

Asmo: now what are you going to do?

Mon: im gonna throw her outside the window :3

Beel: MAMMON NO

Belphie: ok, im off to my bed, goodnight.

Satan: ITS MORNING

Luce: someone please save the mortal.

Luce: and you

Luce: stop playing with your phone and do your homework, the one reading this.

Luce: i can still see you.