Yandere!Marcos: Who needs to buy red paint when you can use the blood of your enemies?

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Choco: [Starts screaming]

Sharaug/Trent: whoa there buddy, what's that all about?!

Choco: sorry, i just remembered my whole entire life

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Sharaug: just be yourself. say something nice.

Marcos: which one? i can't do both

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Yandere!Marcos: i set fires to feel joy

Slaughter: that's adorable

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Geo: [throwing rocks at Marie's window]

Marie: you have a phone for a reason!

Marie, leaning out the window: DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

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Max: hail satan
Geo: snow satan
Madison: rain satan
Sharaug: tomorrow, there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
Choco: it'll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

Marcos: i hate you all

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Marcos: any word ending in -ie is cute tbh

Marcos: cookie, sweetie, babie, die

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Sharaug: describe your most recent leadership role

Geo: sometimes at crosswalks, i'm the first one to start jaywalking, and everyone follows me

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Trent: don't do it!

Geo: Watch me!

Geo:

Geo: the only thing that's stopping me is the potential prison food

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Marcos, tears in his eyes: My dad was killed last night......whoever did it deserves to die, he may not have been the best dad but he was mine....I know I don't like it when you kill people but I'm allowing you to kill the bastard her murdered my father

Slightly, nervously sweating:....y e a h...s u r e m a r c y

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Geo: i'm playing a drinking game. it's called "every time i feel depressed, i take a drink"

Trent: that's already a game, it's called alcoholism

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Marcos: ATTENTION!

Sharaug: What?

Marcos: I don't know, I just need attention

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Slaughter: i want to name my daughter mayonnaise and shorten it to may

Slaughter: may isn't short for anything, so no one will ask what her full name is, but she'll constantly live with the knowledge that she's named after a condiment

Marcos: I'm dating a super villain