Mason: Boy, did I get in trouble today. Wow.

Marcos: What happened?

Mason: I don't even want to talk about it.

Marcos: ... Did it have anything to do with all those sirens around noon?

Mason: I SAID I don't want to talk about it!

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Geo: [signs legal document with a glitter gel pen]

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Sharaug: In French, you don't say "I miss you", you say "tu me manques", which means "you are missing from me", and I think that's beautiful.

Madison: In America, you don't say "you all", you say "y'all" which means "you all", unless there's more people, then you say "all y'all", which means "all you all", and I think that's beautiful.

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Sharaug, to Geo and Marcos: No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritualistic animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas

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Geo, about to get in trouble by Sharaug: Okay. I know you're mad, but before you say anything, yes, I screwed up. And yes, you warned me. And yes, I don't know where I'm going with this. But I do know this: I have reached the end of my sentence.

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Slaughter: What if instead of "seven minutes in heaven" there was a "seven minutes in hell" and what you do is you put two people in a closet together for seven minutes and they have to beat the absolute shit out of each other

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Trent: Geo, this is a crime scene

Geo: *with alcohol from the victims kitchen* what, is this the murder weapon? get off my dick!

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Trent: I feel sad. Nobody loves me.

Sharaug: Bold words from someone within my hugging range.

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Sharaug: i think you have PTSD.

Geo: yeah i have PTSD, proficient talent for sucking dick.

Sharaug: i think we also need to talk about your use of humor as an escape mechanism.

Geo: i don't think you understand how genius what i just said was.

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Geo: Yeah sex is cool but have you ever woke up from a dream and went back to sleep and the dream picked up where it left off.

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Choco: *makes a mistake*

Sharaug: Don't worry! It's not a big deal! We can fix this! We'll figure it out!!

Sharaug: *makes a mistake*

Sharaug: I am irredeemable worthless garbage and I want to die

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Madison: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.

Marcos, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Coffee: Dying sucks! How do you idiots cope with mortality?

Marcos: Violent outbursts.
Geo: General sluttiness.

Madison: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

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Marcos: This party sucks dick

Slaughter: It's not the only thing sucking dick

Everyone:

Marcos:

Marcos: This is why we can't go out anymore