Marcos: pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.

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Geo, to his past owners: A human heart cost $442,000 and I gave you mine for free you ungrateful ass BITCH.

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Max: [Hands baby Thomas to Marcos]

Marcos:

Marcos: [Hands the baby back] What am I supposed to do with this?

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Marcos: Can you do me a small favor?

Slaughter: I'd literally kill for you, but go on.

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Max: you know you can die from that?

Geo: [smoking a cigarette ] that's the point.
Marcos: [drinking alcohol] we're trying to speed this up

Madison: [eating raw cookie dough, nodding]

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Marcos: How long are we gonna fucking stand here and let him do that?
Trent: Just give him a minute...

Geo: [pushing on a door that clearly says pull]

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Max: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Trent: Maybe a bit tipsy
Marcos: Drunk
Madison: Wasted
Geo: Dead

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Marcos: I sure showed those guys, huh?
Marcos: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?

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Sharaug: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Geo: Okay, But in my defence, my friends bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Sharaug: That's not what I wanted to-

Sharaug : You drank SHAMPOO?!

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Sharaug: our child said a bad word in class.

Trent/Choco: where the fuck did they learn that?

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Trent: Hey Sharaug, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Sharaug: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Trent: literally all you has to say was no

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Geo, first time seeing Marie: HUSH HUSH HUSH

Geo: BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH

Geo: YOU ARE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH!

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Sharaug: You don't like to admit it but if anyone else was tough on Max, you'd beat them up.

Marcos: Psh, no-

Max, coming in looking sad: Someone said they'd kick my ass today.

Marcos, Rolling back his sleeves: Not if I kick their ass first.

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Trent: Why does Max look so sad?

Madison: He took one of those "What Celebrity are you?" Quizzes

Trent: And who'd he get?

Geo, laughing: Marcos

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Trent: These types of things are usually hit or miss-

Sharaug, Choco, Geo, Coffee, Z, and Kayla, in unison: I guess they never miss, huh?

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