Sharaug to Choco and Trent: Your smile? It makes my day.

Trent: Your happiness? I live for that.

Choco: Hotel? Trivago.

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Marcos on Twitter: I've been told, I'm too negative and hostile towards the the crew. So to all the members of the crew out there; if my tweets have offended you, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn't think any of you could read.

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Mason, dumping out a shopping bag full of lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.

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Marcos: You want to know what your problem is?!

Geo: I only have one?

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Kayla: Dad put me in time out again QwQ

Geo: And it was a mistake for them to leave me with you *teleports them to London*

-a few weeks later-

Sharaug: Why are the kids so eager to go to do something bad?

Trent:.....w e s h o u l d n ' t h a v e l e f t t h e m w i t h g e o

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Marcos: So, like, I'm an omnivore, because I eat plants and meat.

Geo: Oh, what am I?

Max, (mouthing to Marcos) D O N ' T

Marcos: Geovani, you only eat dick, so I'm pretty sure that makes you a slut-

Geo:

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"I'm all panic and no disco"

-Geo

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Marcos: Mason, I know you snuck out last night.

Mason: [internally] Act dumb.
Mason: Who's Mason?
Mason: [internally] Not that dumb.

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Trent: I mean, it is just a burger.

Sharaug: Just a Burger? Just a burger. Trent, it's so much more than "just a burger." I mean...that first bite-oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then...a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a...a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, Trent. This is God, speaking to us in food.

Choco: ...And you got our wedding vows off the internet.

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Geo: Come on, I wasn't that drunk.

Marie: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Geo, crying: Because you are!

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Geo: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Geo: Merry Crisis! :)

Trent, who hasn't touched the internet since 2009 when he misclicked on a pop up ad that sent him straight to a full screen furry porn video game ad and thinks vine is a spindly plant: i am indeed having a crisis

Geo:
Geo: Merry chrysler :))