"All clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it."

-Marcos

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Sharaug: Marcos Landez, if you don't get in here right now and eat breakfast with your family, you run the risk of developing antisocial behaviors, scoring lower on standardized tests, and not getting into the college of your choice!

Trent: Sharaug, don't tell him that!

Sharaug: It's true, There've been studies

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Geo: How do I know you aren't just marrying me for my money?

Marie: Because you only have $50.

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Max: i typed bitch into my GPS and guess what? i'm in your driveway

Marcos:....

Max: vroom vroom motherfucker

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Mason: I'M GONNA DO IT! I'M GONNA JUMP!

Marcos: MASON GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE!

Slaughter: DO A FLIP!

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Marcos: I am not getting into any more stupid debates with you

Geo: Water is not wet

Marcos: How the fuck is water not wet?! IT'S WATER-

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Geo: Name one thing I did wrong!

Trent: Would you like to see the list

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Geo: *hugs Sharaug* I never had a real mom before, thank you for taking care of me, I love you!

Sharaug: *tearing up* No problem

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Mason: Uncle Geo has taught me so much! He's taught me how to get into porn websites, how to slap someone from across the screen, and how to get a boyfriend!

Geo: My work has been done

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Geo: My criminal record?
Geo: the only crime i've committed was killing it on the dance floor haha.
Geo: well no, actually i have killed a man.

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Marie: *gets down on one knee* Geo, will you-

Geo: Of course I'll help you up! What happened anyway? Did you trip?

Marie: I-