GB!Geo is Gwen and GB!Marcos is Makayla

Person: How do you feel about Marcos?

Zuri: He's absolutely amazing! A wonderful person to live with! :D

Zuri: *looks both ways*

Zuri, whispering in their ear: I'm lying....

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Marcos: I CAN RUIN YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!

Sharaug: This is one of my sons, and I'd say he's pretty nice, I love him

Marcos: YOU ALL SUCK

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Madison: I have good intentions!

Madison: And bad intentions...

Madison: I suppose I have gad intentions

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Madison: Wanna go ruin someone's life?

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Me trying to understand Be More Chill: So there's an evil tik tak from Japan that'll make you popular by hurting you emotionally but is really just trying to take over the school?

Me: huh

Me: Seems legit

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"I have been trying to get on jury duty every single year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for - that is the life!"

-Madison

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Geo: You know you're a bitch right?

Marcos: It was my nickname in the class yearbook. Ah, memories...

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Gwen: A guy should mess up your lipstick, not your mascara.

Makayla: Mess up my lipstick and people will watch your body get scooped out of a river on the news.

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Max: I'm sorry, can you stop doing that weird thing with your face?

Marcos: ...Crying?

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Marcos: What's happening?

Trent: I think they're laughing at you.

Marcos: That's never happened before. I don't like it.

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"You know, if I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Trump, Putin and you, I'd shoot you twice."

-Geo to his owners

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Marcos: Geo sneezes like a girl!
Geo: How about I pound you like a boy?!
Geo:
Marcos:
Geo: t h a t d i d n ' t c o m e o u t r i g h t a t a ll

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Marie: Could you please not Geo this into a worse situation than it already is?
Geo: Hold on, did you just use my name as a verb?

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Thomas: This should be easy! Like riding a bike!

Kayla: I broke my arm riding a bike

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Geo: My mother always told me that good news is always bad news in disguise.

Marcos: Was this before she abandoned you?

Geo: Yes it was

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Marcos: I'm universally popular and well-liked. Why would anyone wanna kill me?

Trent: I can think of a few reasons.

Max: Definitely.

Geo: Shitloads.

Zuri: ...You annoy people...