Madison: I'm bisexual and confused
Madison: not confused about being bi, I just never know what the fuck is going on

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Zuri: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Trent: Have everyone stand
Max: Bring three more chairs
Marcos: The most important ones can sit down

Geo: Kill three

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Marcos: well arn't you sugar and spice and everything nice.

Geo: well arn't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything... uh...

Marcos: no, go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll stop ruining your life right now.

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Zuri: Must you always attack us with words?

Marcos: Do you want me to use rocks?

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"Do you know what you need? A high-five. In the face. With a knife."

-Madison

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Geo: I eat Cheerios because they're heart healthy!
Geo: and my heart has been severely damaged
Geo: so Vanessa if you're out there-

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Madison: You deserve an award for putting up with me

Geo: You are the reward Madi

Marcos: You deserve an award for putting up with me!

Geo: Hell yeah I do. You're a real bitch sometimes.

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Geo: I'm VERY laid back. I only care about two things.

1. Every person on this earth and their opinion of me
2. The crushing psychological weight of being alive

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Geo: I'm not touch starved but if you hold me I will N O T let go

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Marcos: You can't just set all your problems on fire.

Slaughter: You'd be surprised how many of my problems are flammable.

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Madison: The more I'm around people, the more I question my sexuality

Madison: I like my black coffee like I like my men

Coffee: But you don't like black coffee

Madison: Exactly

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Geo: Well, well, well, wellwellwellwellwell, well...

Trent: You forgot what you were going to say didn't you

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Geo: I get really offended when people tell me I'm going to Hell for being pans because I feel like they're overlooking all the other perfectly valid reasons that I am going to Hell.

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Kayla: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Thomas: Are- are you okay?

Kayla: Geo stole my fucking garlic bread.