It's all Gravity Falls AU cause I can, I wanted to, so I did

Geo: Stop making puppy-dog eyes at me. I'm trying to fucking kill you.

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Geo: You seem a decent fellow...I hate to kill you.

Person: You seem a decent fellow...I hate to die.

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Trent: You have that look in your eye.

Geo: What?

Trent: You know, that 'I'm about to do something that makes me a bad Geo' look.

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Geo: My killing methods are simple

Geo: Seduce them so hard that don't know what's happening

Geo: Then kill them

Geo: But the last time I did it Marie got jealous, it was scary

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Trent: Is it possible to look insane and humble at the same time or can you only be one?

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Geo: Me? Mentally Unstable? Absolutely.

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"You don't talk much, huh? That's OK; I talk enough for two people."

-Elena

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"The worst thing about this planet is that all my least favorite people live here."

-Elena to Gideon

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"You are entirely too enthusiastic about this apocalypse of mine."

-Trent to Geo

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Geo: Idk why people keep saying it's a mistake to us, I mean, we may try and take over your mind so that we can try and take over the world but I don't think we're that bad-

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Dipper: I don't have 'authority issues.' I have one authority issue, and that is that I should be the authority.

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Kayla: you're pretty annoying

Geo: Thank you

Kayla: why are you thanking me? I just insulted you

Geo: all i heard was "you're pretty" i'm focusing on the positives of life

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Stanford: You're the only sane person left in this town

Choco: Bitch you thought

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Choco, first time seeing Trent: you're so cute

Trent: i am not cute! i am mysterious and dangerous! i'm a shADY AND SUSPICIOUS CHARACTER

Choco: adorable

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Government: Is Stan Pines here?

Stan: *crashes through the window to get out*

Elena: He just left ;_;

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Dipper: y'all are so excited for the aliens but do you realize they're gonna kill us all right?

Mabel/Elena/Kayla: that's the exciting part