Badgerclaw: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited

Flowersmoke: If?

Chiveear : Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.

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Badgerclaw, texting Flowersmoke: Flowersmoke! Help I'm being kidnapped

Flowersmoke : Where are you?

Badgerclaw: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Flowersmoke: I'll call Chiveear .

Chiveear , answering their cell: Y'ello?

Flowersmoke: Where's Badgerclaw? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Chiveear : Badgerclaw? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Chiveear :

Chiveear : I'll call you back. *hangs up*

Chiveear : THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Badgerclaw: WHO ARE YOU?!

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Badgerclaw: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Flowersmoke: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Chiveear : In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Badgerclaw: Flowersmoke, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Flowersmoke: I don't know, love you, talk to you later

Badgerclaw: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Chiveear .

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*The group is getting into the car*

Badgerclaw: I'm driving.

Flowersmoke, out of view: Shotgun!

Chiveear , turning to face Flowersmoke: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Flowersmoke: WOAH-

Flowersmoke, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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Badgerclaw: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Flowersmoke does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?

Chiveear : If Flowersmoke were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Flowersmoke jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Badgerclaw: You jump off a cliff!

Chiveear : Gladly. Provided Flowersmoke did first.

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Badgerclaw: They stole from me first!

Flowersmoke: Mhm.

Badgerclaw: Stole my heart...

Chiveear : It is still illegal to commit murder.

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Badgerclaw: I know you snuck out last night, Flowersmoke.

Chiveear : Play dumb!

Flowersmoke: Who's Flowersmoke?

Chiveear : NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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*Badgerclaw and Flowersmoke sitting in jail together*

Flowersmoke: So who should we call?

Badgerclaw: I'd call Chiveear , but I feel safer in jail