Flykit : Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Cinderkit : It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Flykit : Three of us saw it, Cinderkit . How do you explain that?

Cinderkit : *points at Fogkit * Sleep deprivation. *points at Ivykit * Paranoia. *points at Adderkit * Delusional personality disorder.

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Fogkit: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Ivykit: Several traffic violations.

Adderkit: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Cinderkit : Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Flykit: Also, that's not our car.

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Fogkit: You kidnapped Ivykit? That's illegal!

Adderkit: But Fogkit, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Ivykit, or destroying our dreams?

Fogkit: Kidnapping Ivykit, Adderkit!!!

Cinderkit : Fogkit, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Fogkit: What, to kidnap people?!?!

Cinderkit : To work together!

Fogkit: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

Flykit: Fogkit, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.

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Fogkit: What does 'take out' mean?

Ivykit: Food.

Cinderkit: Dating

Flykit : Murder

Adderkit: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Flykit : Favorite horror movie?

Cinderkit : It

Fogkit : Saw

Ivykit : Annabelle

Adderkit : High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

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Flykit : So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...

Ivykit : I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!

Adderkit : In your pantry!

Flykit : Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?

Ivykit : Is your friend here?

Flykit , motioning to Cinderkit : Yeah.

Ivykit , to Cinderkit : You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(

Fogkit : Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-

Fogkit : HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!

Fogkit : NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN

Everyone else: No.

Fogkit , to Ivykit and Adderkit : YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS

Ivykit : YAAAAAAAAY!

Adderkit : THE PRESTIGE!

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Flykit : What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Cinderkit : Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Adderkit : Socks are Feetie Heaties

Ivykit : Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Cinderkit : Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Adderkit : Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Ivykit : Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Fogkit , annoyed: You are disappointments

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Flykit : Are we really going to let Cinderkit keep Fogkit ?

Ivykit : We kept Adderkit .

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Flykit : I'm an idiot.

Cinderkit :

Fogkit :

Ivykit :

Adderkit :

Flykit :

Cinderkit : If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Flykit : We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Fogkit will and will not eat.

Cinderkit : Grass? Yes!

Flykit : Moss? Yes!!

Cinderkit : Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Flykit : Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Cinderkit : Worms? Sometimes!

Flykit : Rocks? Usually nah.

Cinderkit : Twigs? Usually!

Flykit : Adderkit 's cooking? Inconclusive!

Ivykit : How did you... test this?

Flykit : You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.

Ivykit : ... I don't know how to feel about this.

Adderkit : IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Flykit : Bye Cinderkit ! Bye Fogkit ! Bye Ivykit ! Bye Adderkit ! Bye Cinderkit !

Fogkit : You said 'bye Cinderkit ' twice.

Flykit : I like Cinderkit .

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Flykit : You're a loose cannon, Cinderkit .

Cinderkit : No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Fogkit : I think you play by your own rules.

Ivykit : No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Flykit : Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Cinderkit : No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Adderkit is a loose cannon.

Adderkit : *smashes a chair*

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Flykit : Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Fogkit : This knife is actually a magic wand.

Adderkit : Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.

Ivykit : *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Cinderkit : What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Flykit : Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

Cinderkit : Tubular AF!

Fogkit : Mood to the max!

Ivykit , annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.

Adderkit , just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.

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Flykit : What's something you guys are better than Cinderkit at?

Fogkit : Mario Kart.

Ivykit : Yeah, video games.

Adderkit : Emotional vulnerability.

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Flykit : Good morning.

Cinderkit : Good morning.

Fogkit : Good morning.

Ivykit : You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Adderkit : MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Flykit : Nothing in life is free.

Cinderkit : Love is free!

Fogkit : Adventure is free.

Ivykit : Knowledge is free.

Adderkit : Everything is free if you take it without paying.