Tito: What time is it?

Fernando : I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out

Fernando : *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Belleza : WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Fernando : It's 2 am

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Tito: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Fernando : *turning to Belleza * How tall are you?

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Fernando : Is stabbing someone immoral?

Belleza : Not if they consent to it.

Tito: Depends who you're stabbing.

Siniestra: YES?!?

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Siniestra: Can I be frank with you guys?

Belleza : Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Tito: Can I still be Tito?

Fernando : Shh, let Frank speak.

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Siniestra: Wake me up...

Belleza : Before you go go!

Tito: When September ends...

Fernando : WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

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Siniestra: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Belleza : Put spaghetti in it.

Siniestra: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Tito: Put spaghetti in it.

Siniestra: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Fernando : Put spaghetti in it.

Siniestra: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Siniestra: You know those things will kill you, right?

Belleza , pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.

Tito, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

Fernando : *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Siniestra: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Tito: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Belleza : I personally was created in a lab.
Fernando : I just straight up spawned lol.

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Siniestra, Tito, and Belleza are sitting on a bench
Fernando : Why do you guys look so sad?
Siniestra: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Fernando sits down*
Tito: The bench is freshly painted.

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Siniestra: I just ended a four year relationship.
Tito: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Siniestra: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Belleza and Fernando fighting from across the room*

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Siniestra: Yo is Fernando sleeping or dead?
Tito: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Belleza : Yeah, so did I.
Fernando : Okay first of all, fuck you-

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*Siniestra's helping Tito out after they get injured, while the others are watching*

Belleza : How does Tito look?

Fernando : A little better than you, actually.

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Siniestra: Tito, I'm sad.
Tito: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Belleza : Fernando , I'm sad.
Fernando , nodding: mood.

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Siniestra: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

Tito: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Belleza ?

Belleza : Probably "road work ahead".

Fernando : I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Siniestra: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Tito: Plane tickets?
Belleza : Concert tickets?
Fernando : Prostitution?
Siniestra, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

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*Siniestra is cooking*

Tito: Any chance that's for me?

Siniestra: It's for Fernando . I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.

Belleza : I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Siniestra: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Tito:

Belleza :

Fernando :

Everyone Else At Siniestra's Surprise Birthday Party:

Tito: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Siniestra, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Tito, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Belleza , pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Fernando , trembling: What are we playing