Deathbringer: Are we really going to let Firefly keep Apple?

Glory : We kept Mango .

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Glory: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Firefly: Rude.

Apple: That's fair.

Deathbringer : Not again.

Mango : Are you going to want this back?

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Deathbringer: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

Firefly: Tubular AF!

Apple: Mood to the max!

Glory, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.

Mango , just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.

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Glory, trying to convince Mango to be good: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Firefly: And loud!

Apple: And grumpy!

Deathbringer : And oblivious to reality!

Mango :

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Glory: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Firefly: Have everyone stand.

Apple: Bring three more chairs!

Deathbringer : The most important ones can sit down.

Mango : Kill three.

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Glory: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Firefly: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Apple: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Deathbringer : I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Mango : I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Glory: You're a loose cannon, Firefly.

Firefly: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Apple: I think you play by your own rules.

Deathbringer : No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Glory: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Firefly: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Mango is a loose cannon.

Mango : *smashes a chair*

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Deathbringer: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Firefly: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Apple: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Glory : I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Mango : My moral code, is that you?

Deathbringer:

Deathbringer: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Glory: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Firefly: Nope, absolutely not.

Apple: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Deathbringer : I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Mango : I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Jimba: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Glory: Time for plan G.

Firefly: Don't you mean plan B?

Glory: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Apple: What about plan D?

Glory: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Deathbringer : What about plan E?

Glory: I'm hoping not to use it. Mango dies in plan E.

Jimba: I like plan E.

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Glory: I CAN'T DO IT!

Firefly, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Glory: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Apple: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Glory:

Glory: I appreciate it,

Glory: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Deathbringer : Glory-

Glory: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Jimba : Glory we gotta-

Glory: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Glory: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Glory, motioning to Mango: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Glory: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Firefly: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Apple: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Firefly, learn to listen.

Deathbringer : What if it bites itself and I die?

Mango : That's voodoo.

Jimba: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Firefly: That's correlation, not causation.

Deathbringer : What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Mango : That's kinky.

Glory: Oh my God.

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The squad right before Glory's wedding*

Firefly: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Apple: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Deathbringer : Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Mango : I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Jimba, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

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Mango : You think I really give a fuck? I can't even read.

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Mango : Goodnight moon.

Mango : Goodnight tree.

Mango : Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

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Mango : Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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Mango : I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Mango : Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

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Mango : bitches b like "im baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm bitches

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Mango , playing a VR game: You see, that's the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It's PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.

Mango : BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...

Mango : YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Mango *

Mango : Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Mango : I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Mango : BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Mango : Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Mango : So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Mango : If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Lightning strikes Mango *

Mango : Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

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Mango : You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.