Wanda wants the loop father

Wanda wants to end all of humanity

🎶Songs🎶

https://youtu.be/k2z34nkfA9Q

https://youtu.be/fx2EKZiTCZ8

🦎Quotes🦎

Ethan: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Wanda is? Because Wanda is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

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*Ethan is crying after a breakup*

Wanda: There there, Ethan.

Ethan, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?

Wanda: Great question—

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Ethan: Can you cut me some slack, Wanda? I'm sort of in love.

Wanda: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.

Ethan: I'm in love with you.

Wanda: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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Ethan: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.

Wanda: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.

Ethan: ...

Ethan: You mean ring bearER, right?

Wanda: ...

Wanda: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Wanda: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Ethan: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Wanda: Stop.

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Ethan: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Wanda: This is a lie.

Wanda: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Wanda: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Willy: How are you today?

Wanda: Please don't make me think about my life.

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Willy: Kill me nowwwww.

Wanda: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

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Wanda: What? I'm not aggressive!

Winston : Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Wanda: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

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Winston : Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?

Wanda: Never seen one.

Winston : Okay, I mean, there's a lot of things that you can't see that are real.

Wanda: What can't I see?

Winston : You can't see gravity. That's real.

Wanda: Yeah, I can drop an apple.

Winston : Fuck.

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Winston : The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Wanda.

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Wanda: I can never give Winston shit because I'm jealous of them. They look at their life and say, "Sweet! This is perfect!"

Wanda: I look at my life and say, "Welp. Time to get drunk."

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Winston : Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.

Wanda: Winston , NO!

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Wanda: I can never give Winston shit because I'm jealous of them. They look at their life and say, "Sweet! This is perfect!"

Wanda: I look at my life and say, "Welp. Time to get drunk."

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Winston : honk.

Wanda: WHAT.

Winston : HONK.

Wanda: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

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