Gabby: We've received some dares from Lynn-chan and Rococo and today, Lucas will be fulfilling those requests ^^
Lucas: But I'm busy :(
Gabby: With what?
Lucas: Uh.....with my duties as a noble
Gabby: Don't lie to me, I saw your rip apart your chores list again
Lucas: Fine >:(
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01: Do a split
Lucas: My legs are going to ache after this
Madison: Sir, you may need to change clothes first
Lucas: Why? What's wrong with what I'm wearing?
Madison: I don't think those shorts can handle vigorous activity
Lucas: Nonsense, this is going to be fine
Madison: *sighs* Bien, je ne t'empêcherai pas d'avoir l'air d'un idiot
(Translation: Fine, I won't stop you from looking like a fool)
Lucas: What was that?
Madison: Nothing
Lucas: If you say so
Lucas: *jumps up a bit then lands on the floor doing a split*
Lucas: I did it-- uh..... Madison....
Madison: What is it, my lord?
Lucas: I think I felt my shorts rip a little
Lucas: This is embarrassing, help me!
Madison: *stifling her laughter*
Lucas: Madison!
Madison: Pfft, sorry, young Earl *carries him*
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02: Eat spaghetti with a spoon
Madison: Here you go *puts a plate of spaghetti on the table*
Lucas: Did you make this?
Madison: No, it's made by the new cook, Rococo
Lucas: Thank goodness--- I mean, thank you for giving it to me
Lucas: *picks up a spoon* I'm hungry, I have no time for this
Madison: A dare is a dare
Lucas: *desperately tries to make the noodles stick on the spoon*
20 minutes later.....
Lucas: *throws the spoon aside* Screw this *eats it using his hand*
Madison: Sir, you're getting sauce on your clothes
Lucas: I don't care, I'm starving
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03: Slap Madison
Madison: I'm pretty sure Rococo hates me
Gabby: Who doesn't?
Madison: Ouch
Lucas: I'm sorry for this *slaps her*
Madison: Ow! I think my cheek is bleeding
Madison: Did you get your nails done?
Lucas: Yes, they're really sharp and polished
Madison: . . . . Lucky me
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04: Give your parents a call and tell them that they're the worse for leaving you behind like that
Lucas: I'm gonna die
Madison: Don't exaggerate things--- nevermind, I agree with you
Lucas: *dials his parent's number* Wish me luck
Mrs. Wilson, from the other end: Who is this?
Lucas: It's me, Lucas
Mrs. Wilson: Oh, it's just you. What is it?
Lucas: *gulps* Listen, I'm tired of you people treating me like I'm some sort of worthless puppet you can just throw around whenever you please!
Lucas: So do us all a favor and disappear! *Ends the call*
Madison: Congratulations, young lord---
Lucas: *hides under the bed* I'm dead meat
Madison: It's not that bad. But then again, Duke and Duchess Wilson are pretty horrible
Lucas: Stop scaring me like that!
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05: Wear long pants for the whole entire day
Lucas: Hmph >:(
Gabby: You need this dare, wear trousers for once in your life
Lucas: I don't want too, they're too warm and stuffy
Lucas: I definitely like shorts better
Gabby: Dude, you're a noble. Have some DIGNITY
Lucas: Eh.....nah
Gabby: . . . .
Gabby: Just put these on *hands him some long pants*
Lucas: *puts on the pants* I'm disliking this already
After 24 hours......
Gabby: Okay, time's up---
Lucas: *cuts the pants short* Sweet relief!!
Gabby: You have got to stop doing that
Lucas: Hm....no :)
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06: Try to act merciful for once
Lucas: Ugh, fine *hops off the maid he was sitting on*
Maid: Thank you, my back was aching
Madison: But what about the other maid? I thought you were supposed to punish her because of theft?
Lucas: I would LOVE to poke her eyes out and watch it bleed, but unfortunately I can't
Madison: So, we'll just let it slide this time?
Lucas: yes.
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07: Order takeouts by yourself (I have a feeling you have not done this before)
Lucas: I haven't, but how hard could it be? *Takes out his phone*
Lucas: Hello? Is this the pizza place?
Cashier, on the other line: Yes. What's your order? Make it fast, I was in the middle of hating my job
Lucas: Gee, so whiny
Lucas: Anyways, I'll order one pizza
Cashier: What type?
Lucas: Um.... anything will do as long as there's no anchovies or onions
Cashier: Mm, okay
Lucas: How long will it take to arrive?
Cashier: 30 minutes
Lucas: Is there any way to make the time shorter?
Cashier: Look, kid, just wait.
Lucas: But--
Cashier: I don't care *hangs up*
Lucas: . . . .
Lucas: I hope they get fired
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08: Don't bother little vampy for the rest of the day
Lucas: Aww :(
Lucas: But he makes such a great chair
Gabby: You have got to stop sitting on his lap
Lucas: Eh, no. It's comfy there :)
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09: Throw a strawberry pie in your face
Lucas: You have got to be kidding me
Lucas: *grabs the pie and smashes his face into it* Adrien might try to eat me now :(
Adrien: Ew, no. I like pie on a plate, not on the face of a shameless noble
Lucas: Phew :𝖣
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