Madison: What's your gender?
Oliver: Doll
Madison: No, I meant what's in your pants?
Oliver: 27 knives and a handkerchief, what do you want from me?
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Sharron: Okay but, why do humans cut down bird's houses
Sharron: Just to make birdhouses???
Coral: How high are you?
Sharron: 5'1
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Carnes: Oh sorry, I fell asleep while waiting for you to make me a sandwich
Coral: Go back to sleep, and starve.
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Tsuki: Here's a tip for when life gets too stressful:
Tsuki: Breathe in. Grab a shovel. Go to the forest. Bury yourself. Never return.
Crimson: You're a terrible advice giver
Tsuki: I know
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Crimson: Give me a synonym for chaos
Sharron: Jamie.
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Fenton: If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?
Artemis: ....I am locking the fridge at night
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Lucas: I would die for you
Jane: Then perish
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Oliver: There are 7 chairs with 10 kids, what do you do?
Adrien: Have everyone stand
Takashi: Bring 3 more chairs
Jamie: Stack up the chairs on each other and sit on it in front of the children
Calix: Make them all sit on the floor
Idiot: Kill 3 kids
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