Incorrect quotes #3

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Madison: What's your gender?

Oliver: Doll

Madison: No, I meant what's in your pants?

Oliver: 27 knives and a handkerchief, what do you want from me?



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Sharron: Okay but, why do humans cut down bird's houses

Sharron: Just to make birdhouses???

Coral: How high are you?

Sharron: 5'1



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Carnes: Oh sorry, I fell asleep while waiting for you to make me a sandwich

Coral: Go back to sleep, and starve.



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Tsuki: Here's a tip for when life gets too stressful:

Tsuki: Breathe in. Grab a shovel. Go to the forest. Bury yourself. Never return.

Crimson: You're a terrible advice giver

Tsuki: I know



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Crimson: Give me a synonym for chaos

Sharron: Jamie.



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Fenton: If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?

Artemis: ....I am locking the fridge at night


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Lucas: I would die for you

Jane: Then perish


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Oliver: There are 7 chairs with 10 kids, what do you do?

Adrien: Have everyone stand

Takashi: Bring 3 more chairs

Jamie: Stack up the chairs on each other and sit on it in front of the children

Calix: Make them all sit on the floor

Idiot: Kill 3 kids

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