Adrien: SOMEBODY HELP ME!!

Adrien was currently tied up on a tree. Lucas had burst in his home and decided to tie him up with some rope just to annoy him.

Most of the servants were at the market, except for Calix. When the remaining servant heard his master, he immediately ran to where he is.

Calix: Master, what's wrong?

Adrien: What's wrong?! Can't you see that I'm tied up here!

Adrien: Hurry up and help me!

Calix: I'll help, you. But first, say the magic words

Adrien: Magic words......?

Calix: Yes, just a few simple words

The vampire took a deep breath before letting the words escape from his mouth.

Adrien: CALIX! I ORDER YOU TO GET YOUR LOUSY SELF OVER HERE AND FRICKIN SAVE ME!! I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY, HURRY UP AND MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL FOR ONCE IN YOUR GODDAMN LIFE!!!

The servant froze. Adrien panted out of exhaustion.

A few seconds later, Calix started swooning.

Calix: Y-yes, my lord. I'll help you at once

He untied the ropes and set Adrien free.

Adrien: Did you seriously enjoy that?

Calix: Of course I did, I like it rough. Now if you want to, I could even let you hit me with a stick

Adrien: I'll pass on that. Now go back to work

Calix: Aww :(