Ella: Brother, how's hell like?
Ezra: Better than being here with you, Eleanor
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Tsuki: So far you've tried socializing, talking to human beings, and trying out pick up lines
Tsuki: Is there anything you're good at?
Matt: Breathing
Tsuki: Matt, you have asthma
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Random person: I like you, and I mean it sincerely
Timmy: Pfft, that's ridiculous *starts laughing loudly*
Timmy: I'm not interested, now get lost
Misaki: Way to go, Timmy!
Misaki: I mean, that was the right thing to do, since your heart is already taken.... you know....
Timmy: What are you saying you lecherous--
Misaki: I am talking about Momo obviously
Timmy: Oh....her...yes... of course
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Lucas: If I had a glass of water and you were on fire....
Lucas: I'd drink the water and laugh at your face
Adrien: Can I please just have a normal school day with you?
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Kasuke, making pancakes: I can do this! Now I just gotta flip it....
*The pan disconnects from the handle*
Kasuke: . . . . Once again, I give up
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Sharron: You're so annoying, I should've left you at the police station
Jamie, smiling at him: But you didn't
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Elsie: What if they had butter in cans?
Calix: That would be a shame, since we can't microwave them anymore
Oliver: Good morning to everyone except these two morons
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Madison: Why won't you love me back?
Oliver: Madison, if I had to enumerate all the things I don't like about you, it will take us all day. Now leave
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