Jordan: *Sitting on the couch while Laur and Lance are doing stupid shit in the kitchen*

Emily: Mom, I can't sleep.

Jordan:I thought Laur told you to go back to bed...?

Emily: But I told you! There's a monster under my bed!

Jordan: Is that monster scarier than your father when he's pissed?

Emily: ...

Emily: *Goes back to bed*
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