Lance: *Sitting on the couch next to Laur*

Nicole: *Coming up behind him* Lance.

Lance: OH SHIT-Ahem, what?

Nicole: Can we make a deal?

Lance: Sure...?

Nicole: If I make out with Laur for one minute, you have to kiss a guy of my choice.

Laurance: Please no.

Lance: Fine.

Laurance: LANCE, YOU FUCKING *** ***** **** ****

Nicole: This is weird...

~Time skip to after the minute*

Laurance: I can never look at my sister the same way again.

Lance: Oh my God, you actually...Okay, which guy?

Nicole: Laur.

Laurance: OH GOD NOT AGAIN.

Lance: Okay then. *Sits facing him* *Kisses him*

Laurance: ....*Dies*
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