Laurance: *Sitting on the couch with Emily & Caroline*

Emily: *Spills her drink* Oh fuck.

Laurance: Em, what did you just say..?

Emily: Fuck.

Laurance: ...And who taught you that word?

Emily: You.

Laurance: ...When?

Emily: You say it all time, especially when talking to your brothers.

Laurance: ...

Caroline: What does fuck mean?

Laurance: DON'T SAY THAT WORD, I'VE ALREADY RUINED EM, NOT YOU TOO.
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