Nicole: I HEAR IT!

Lance & Laurance: what?

Nicole: the bug <_< >_>

Lance: oh for Christ's sake stop with your bug paranoia

Nicole: BUT THE ONE IN THE KITCHEN WAS A BIGGER VERSION OF THE LITTLE ONE! It looked like a roach >___<

*at the same time*
Laurance: it wasn't a roach though...
Lance: IT. WASN'T. A. ROACH.

Nicole: BUT IT LOOKED LIKE ONE. The oval bod-

Lance: YES BUT IT HAD LONG LEGS. Roaches have smaller legs

Nicole: THAT MAKES IT WORSE!

Laurance: how is it that a woman like YOU, is scared of a bug

Nicole: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

Lance: to be fair that looked more like a spider/roach

Laurance & Nicole: yeah, yeah that's right

Lance: I wonder if spiders & roaches do the frick frack

Laurance & Nicole: ...

Lance: and like get it on?

Laurance: really now?

Lance: BUT ANSWER MY QUESTION! I'm legit curious, do roaches and spiders do the thing?

Laurance: WHY?!

Lance: NO ONE ANSWERS ME!

Nicole: STOP BEING GROSS!

Lance: a simple "yes" & "no" can suffice holy crap.

*pointless arguing about bugs*

*hours later*

Nicole: like tarantulas being in that category... Errr what was it... Reptiles?

Lance: did you SERIOUSLY, just call a tarantula a reptile

Nicole: UGH THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT!!! I KNOW WHAT REPTILES ARE!

Lance: yeah, SNAKES, LIZARDS, FROGS... Snakes, lizards, frogs...

Nicole: And CROCODILES

Lance: TURTLES!

Nicole: CHAMELEONS

Lance: DRAGONS

Nicole: ...

Lance: THEY EXISTED OKAY ASK ZAY

Laurance: oh for the love of God...

Lance: AND EELS

Nicole: UGH EELS ARE FISH YOU IDIOT! FIIIIIIISH!!!!!!!

Lance: DAMMIT!

Laurance: CAN WE PLEASE DROP THIS SUBJECT ALREADY!

Nicole: YES!

Laurance: *quietly to her* you kinda brought this onto yourself ya know...

Nicole: ;-; I know

Lance: fine, but no one has answered me my question...

*at the same time*

Laurance: please don't
Nicole: UUUUUUUGH!!!!

Lance: DO roaches and spiders do the thing?

Laurance & Nicole: ...

Lance: perhaps today that's Valentine's Day...

Laurance: PRECISELY BECAUSE IT'S VALENTINE'S SHUT UP AND STOP TALKING ABOUT GROSS CRAP!

Lance: alright alright, but just ANSWER MY QUESTION

Nicole: *plugs headphones*

Laurance: *packs bags & leaves*

Lance: well damn I'll just ask Jordan *calls Jordan* Yo Jordan

Jordan: yes?

Lance: Do spiders & roaches do the thing?

Jordan: what thing?

Lance: ya know, the frick frack

Jordan: Lance what the hell

Lance: YES OR NO?

Jordan: IDK I'M NOT A DANG BUG!

Lance: put me on speaker

Jordan: *sigh* I have a bad feeling about this *puts him on speaker*

Lance: HEY ZAY!

Zay: WHAT?

Lance: do spiders and roaches do the frick frack?

Zay: you know that's a GOOD question

Jordan: I highly regret this decision...

Jade: Bugs CAN crossbreed but I'm not exactly sure about roaches & spiders. That's weird.

Jordan: ;-; stop this conversation please...

Zach: it's a good question though

Zay: I KNOW! That's what I'm saying!

Lance: MY FREAKING POINT EXACTLY.

Jordan: EVERYONE LEAVE! *hangs up call with Lance & kicks everyone out of the house*
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