I have no idea what one-shot to do right now, so for the purpose of updating this book, I shall do a random... something.

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Paw Patrol pups as the things Chance (my new puppy) do:

Chase: chases after a ball like it's some sort of prey

Marshall: trips over nearly everything

Skye: tries to get to high places

Rocky: whines and cries while taking a bath

Rubble: buries himself under a pile of clothes

Zuma: loves going to the bathroom to sleep

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Marshall: How would you rate the pain?

Zuma: Zero stars

Marshall:

Zuma: Would not recommend

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Ryder: What's up, pups?

Ryder: And no, I won't accept sky as an answer.

Rubble: I'm good

Skye: The air

Rocky: Air is... all around...

Skye: Exactly my point

Zuma: The ceiling

Marshall: Chase's drone

Chase: Did you just-

*Chase's drone zooms by*

The pups: *chases after the drone*

Ryder: *sighs*

Ryder: I just want to check on everyone but it became a meme instead

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Rubble: Why can't some dinosaurs clap?

Rex: Because their hands are too short-

Rocky: Because they're dead.

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Marshall: Sweetie's trying to kill me!

Chase: Don't be silly, she's not trying to kill you...

Sweetie: Yes, I am

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Chase: Can you describe the dogs that hurt you?

Marshall: Yes.

Marshall: They were not very friendly.

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Rubble: If vegetable oil came from vegetables, and coconut oil came from coconuts, then does baby oil-

Chase: Please stop.

Rocky: No, let him finish.

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Tracker: What do you have there?

Carlos: Soy milk.

Tracker: Hola, Milk! Soy Tracker!

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Everest: How much cake can I have?

Jake: One piece.

Everest: Does a whole cake count as one piece?

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Ryder: What's on your mind, Rocky?

Rocky: If you sat on a voodoo doll of yourself, will you still be able to stand up?

Ryder:

Ryder: Next time, I'm leaving you to your thoughts.

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Zuma x Marshall, Mighty Pups version

Zuma: *shoots water on Marshall*

Marshall: What the heck, Zuma?!

Zuma:- It looked like you needed it.

Zuma: You're smoking hot

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Rating some famous pairings in the fandom:

Chase x Skye: 9/10

Not really my ship, but they do look cute together.

Marshall x Everest: 10/10

One clumsy and insecure dalmatian plus one confident and happy-go-lucky husky? I stan.

Zuma x Rocky: 8/10

I love gay pairings, but these two seemed more like best of friends for me.

Marshall x Skye: 7/10

Definitely can't see this.

Chase x Marshall: 12/10

Favorite. Ship. Ever. love them both as brothers in all but blood, and as a couple. They balance each other and despite their opposite personalities, they fit with each other like pieces of a puzzle.

Chase x Everest: 8/10

German Shepherds and Huskies are both big dogs, so somehow I can see this happening.

Rubble x Skye: 5/10

Please don't. Rubble is too young for all of this. Besides, the age gap is big.

Everest x Skye: 6/10

I'm not against lesbian ships, but I see this more as a best friend relationship with Skye helping Everest adjust to the city life.

Rocky x Marshall: 7/10

Cute, but not really my thing.

Chase x Zuma: 8/10

I stan, but in real life, this dynamic won't work.

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How I see the pups:

Chase: slightly arrogant, loyal, a bit insecure but a great leader, battle smart

Marshall: kind of shy, insecure, clumsy, secretly smart, happy until striked down

Skye: the second most extroverted on the team, social, kind of girly

Rocky: book smart, resourceful, actually very shy

Zuma: confident, happy-go-lucky, daring, adventurous

Rubble: insecure because of his age, strong physically, mentally, and emotionally due to his time as a stray

Everest: very dedicated to her job, caring

Tracker: trusts everyone unless given a reason otherwise

Tuck and Ella: very protective of each other, has a great sense of duty

Rex: courageous, would befriend anyone, a little lonely on the inside due to his disability

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I don't know why I did this, to be honest.