No P.O.V.

"alright guys, This is Peter Quinn." Tony introduces Peter who is jamming to some music. "And the one who is nursing his head is Spider Man."

"Why the hell did you hit me with a baseball bat?" Spiderman whines/snarls at peter.

"Well it either that or shoot ya." Peter replied.

"why would you shoot me?" he yelped.

"Because, I wanted three shots at ya."

"I thought you meant by punching me."

"Spidey last time I punched ya it hurt like hell, Why would I punch ya again three times? Peter asked in a deadpan voice.

"Tony was that kid really gonna shoot him?" Rhodes asked.

"Yeah, took almost five hour to convince me not to." Tony replied, rubbing his head a bit.

"Why does Peter want to shoot Spider man?" Rhodes asked

"Ok, get this found that Peter Quinn was stopping a bank robbing. After he was finished the web for brains showed up and decided to put the wrong person in jail. Rhodes I don't know about you but if dumb asshole throw you in jail for 4 months on stopping a crime then yeah I'm probably want free shot on the guy as well." Rhodes nodded in agreement. "Hey kids stop fighting and come meet the team." Tony said

"Ok/I'm not a kid Mr. Stark" they both said.

"Whatever Spidey, Kids meet Black widow, War machine, vision and Black panther." Tony introduces.

"Question, did you get bitten by a radioactive black widow and gang spider as well?" Peter asked cherry.

"No, but I'm guessing that's what happened to him?" Natasha asked, pointing to Spiderman Peter nodded.

"Way to try to give my Identity Freak." Spider man sneered, trying to make Peter look bad In front of the team.

"I didn't even say your fucking name asshole." Peter said in disbelief. "And watch web for brains. I still have two shots left."

"ooohhh, I'm so scared." Spider man sarcastically

"Oh careful now or daddy Isn't here to save you." Peter said insanely while raising his baseball bat.

"oh I am my daddy." Spider Man replied in a less intimidating voice. His eyes widen when he realize what he just said after a few awkward silence Peter Burst out laughing.

"What...what the fuck in you just say....oh my god, did you guys heard that." Peter kept laughing like there was no tomorrow. Black widow giggles a bit, Rhodes struggles not to laugh as well.

"Ok let please get in the jet." Tony said trying to calm his headache.

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