3rd P.O.V.

Peter was listening to music, Flash was annoying the avengers, making them think what the hell was tony thinking bringing spiderman here. Flash was talking to Vision about his breakup with Wanda.

"Don't worry about her man, I mean come on bitches right?" flash said, failing to cheer up Vision.

"You're a bitch spidery." Peter said, taking off his earbud. "Don't listen to this asshole Vision, After listening to your story I don't think Wanda is right for you."

"Wait, you were listening?" flash asked.

"Oh to him, not to your web shitting ass." Peter said cheerily.

"what is your problem with me." Flash demands getting sick of the disrespect.

"I don't know bug shit maybe because you put me in jail asshole."

"It was an accident, I mean come on if you see a psycho clown wielding a baseball what would you do."

"Maybe listening to the witness, like you should have done , they tried to tell you that."

"That did not happen." Flash tried to make sure no one heard this.

"Wow smell worse your bullshit or you breath, wait I got that wrong you breath or your bullshit." Peter said mockingly.

"I don't need to take this from a crossdressing clown." flash sneered.

"This coming from the guy who fuck spiders." Peter sassed back, making avenger chuckle a bit.

"Stop saying that." Flash tried to keep Peter from ruining his chance with the avengers.

"But dude you admit, here I got it on tape." Peter pulls out his phone and plays the message with Flash's voice. I. Definitely. Make. Love. To. The. Spiders. After it ended Black widow gave an amused and weird look to Flash.

"Gimme that back." Flash tried to get the phone but got kicked in the nuts by Peter.

"Nope." Peter went back to listening to some music.

Time skip

"Alright team, remember what we talk about." tony starts. "Spidey you stay back and just web up people, Peter you just stay back and shoot ok."

"Sure thing, boss, then I chopped off Cap's dick right." Peter pulls a knife, making the guys flinch and Black just chuckled amused at the reaction.

"What no god kid no, just stick to what I said, we get cap and his team then try to get them to sign the Accord."

"If not then it dick chopping time." Peter pulls out his knife again.

"Someone please take that knife from him."

"I Like to see yall tried." Peter got in a fighting stance.

"Peter give your knife to the widow." Tony said, Peter pouted but handed his Knife to the widow. "Ok any other crazy idea they wanna share."

"No, but when lunch?" peter asked randomly

"After we get a cap." Tony replied. "Ok anyone else no then let go."

The team left the jet and headed to the airport.

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