" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Wadatsumi: Nnnnnnnghhhh... You just wait... !! PUFF UP !! MEGA-NYUUDOU !!

Fishmen: Wgoooooaaaa !! he was big enough already !!

Sanji: ... Is there even any point to that ?

Wadatsumi: Mpffff !! Gnffhhh !! Howd'ja like that, huh, you shocked ?! I'm a blowfish Fishman, y'know !! You totally scared ?!

Sanji: not really... And why're you talking so fast ?

Wadatsumi: 'Cause if I keep my mouth open too long all the air'll come out !

Sanji: ... The Kraken's still bigger, you know ?

Wadatsumi: What ?! DEN HOW ABOUT NOW ?!

Fishmen: AAAAAAHHH !! Move it !! He'll crush us all !! Wadatsumi-san !! Stop already !! You're crushing the guys on your own side !! Somebody help !!

Sanji: Still not as big as the kraken.

Wadatsumi: What'd you say ?! Den how about...

Ikaros: Ikaros Wings !! Pffrt ! Pffrt ! Pffrt !!

Franky: You call that "wings"... ? Sounds more like "Wind" to me !!

Ikaros: Too bad for you-hhi !! That was my squid-ink clone !! You can't go underestimating our-

Franky: Franky... FIREBALL !!

Ikaros: EEEEK !! You'll turn me into dried squid !!

Chopper: There it is !! The General's true ultimate attack !! he shoots mighty balls of flame from his chest !!

Chopper: WAIT, YOU BLEW THAT YOURSELF ?!

Dosun: You think you have time to be getting distracted, Gyaban !!

Chopper: Heavy Point !

Dosun: Nnghhh... ! He blocked my hammer with his bare hands ?!

Chopper: Owwww... I guess I could've picked a better form to face a happen...

Zoro: Hey, Chopper. The one form you had that looked pretty human... It looks more like a monster now.

Chopper: Eheheh ! I don't mind ! I used to want to be human... But that was just so I could make friends ! Now, i'd rather be the kind of monster who can help out Luffy !!

Zoro: I see...

Hyouzou: WHEN I SEE THOSE LOVELY SMILES... I JUST WANNA SLICE 'EM UP !! UWIIIIIIIIIIIHH !!

*SCHKLING*

Zoro: ... just when I'd been real nice, and given you a chance to escape from my barrier, too. Bring me the most powerful swordsman on all of Fishman island !! You're not even enough to keep me from getting bored !!

Pirates: Huh ?! Our chains came off !!

Fishmen: What's going on here ?! Who unlocked the chains on the slaves ?!

Hammond: Aghh !! What's gotten into these slaves ?!

Pirates: Was it you who did this ?! Why did you save us ?!

Robin: I can't turn down a request from a handsome man. Thank Boss Jinbe, not me.

Hammond: Oh, you're gonna regret that !! Hamo-Hamo !! I got you good !!

*Fwwwf*

Robin: Cuerpo Fleur ! This will be over quickly. Just hold still...

Hammond: Whoaa ?! When did you get back there ?! Get off me ! Who the hell are you ?! Wh- Why are there two of you ?! HEY !!

Fishmen: Ahhhh !! Hammond-saaaan !! That woman !!

Pirates: We owe you big time, lady. And you... You're gonna pay for what you did to us !! You fishy bastards ain't no tougher than us on dry land !!

Fishman: The human slaves are running wild !!

Brook: What's this ? I seem to have lost sight of him ! That interesting fellow !

Zeo: 'I'm right here, you fool... Heheheheh... But by the time you realize, you'll be long dead !!' Camouflage Carpet !!

Brook: Hmm ?! I heard a voice coming from around here !!

*SHUNK*

Zeo: AAAAGHHHHHH !! Guh... Did you see that, skeleton ?! Your blade has fallen foul of my deadly "Body Sword Crush" attack... ! Now, the tip of your blade is slightly less sharp, and it will soon enough rust away and become completely worthless-

Brook: Yes, yes, I stabbed you.

Zeo: Think what you will, for your deflgh- *cough* your defeat is imminent !! Foolish individual !!

Brook: AAAAAARGHHHHH !! 'Over these past two years... I have come to understand... the true power of the Yomi Yomi no mi... ! Though my spirit has parted from my body and now belongs to the afterlife... It remains here in this world, allowing me to live on... By producing a unique and powerful energy that is almost physical in form ! Through my music, I can touch the souls of others with this energy, drawing them into my world and even bewitching their senses !! Even if I leave my body behind, I remain visible to others as a distinct entity...'

Zeo: I AM VICTORIOUS !! A MEMBER OF THE STRAW HAT PIRATES HAS FALLEN BEFORE ME !!

Brook: ... ... I think not ! 'Yes, the power that holds me in this world... Is not organs, nor tendons nor muscles... But my very...'

Brook: SOOOOOOOOOOOOUL !!

Zeo: WHOOOOOAAA !! Wh... Whoooaaaaa ! I feel so pumped... Whoooooaaaaahh !! Yeah !!

Brook: As long as my bones themselves are not shattered... No attack has any effect upon my skeletal form !! And now it is time you learned the name of my blade, honed to perfection by Long-Arms workmanship... SOUL SOLID !!

Zeo: Ahhhh ! So... So cold !!

Brook: Each strike is imbued with my soul's own energy, inflicting upon its victims the chill of the Underworld ! Witness the terror of my icy blade !!

Usopp: Talk about a tough act to follow... ! All my crewmates have gained the skills to make it into the New World ahead... Time to show that i'm no different !!

Daruma: Awww, you worrying about your little friends now ?! Kyakkyah !! Don't worry, I'll make sure they're all nice and safe... in tiny pieces across the sea bed !! HIDARUMA CUTTER !!

Usopp: Whoaa, that's hot !! Take this !

Daruma: Kyakkyahh ! I'm starting to get the feeling... You're the weak link in this crew !! Not one of your useless shots has put a scratch on me yet !!

Usopp: Don't you worry, Mr.Mole shark...

Daruma: It's "Cookie-cutter" !! KYAHHHH !!

Usopp: ... The boring part's over. All my traps are laid. One move, two moves, three moves. On the third move, my shot will strike you down... And it will all be over for you !!

Daruma: ... What nonsense are you babbling, huh ?! Quit dreaming, you moron !! You're nothing more than a puny weakling !! Who're you trying to fool ?!

Usopp: ... You know, I really have lost my touch. Once upon a time, I used to scare opponents off with my outrageous claims alone... But now, I find myself following through !!

Robin: ... Are you holding up ?

"I'll manage... Definitely gonna need eye drops after that thing... I just hope Luffy gets an idea about what to do with it in time."

Robin: Couldn't you push it to the side ?

"Pushing to the side would mean stop propping it up... Besides, I kinda need it to stay where it is so it can be a proper set for Luffy to fight... In the meantime, i'm counting on you to keep the rabble from messing with my focus."

Luffy: Who Hody really is... ?! Bro-Hoshi !!

Fukaboshi: Hody is... A monster shaped by his environment... !! The new Fishman Pirates were twisted into what they are by the hatred around them. They fear above all else but the bitter grudge of their predecessors may one day be forgotten... They have become desperate and reckless in their desire to ensure that the hatred they have earned does not fade away... !! They want to see humans as evil, in order to justify their own mad crusade !! They seek only carnage, not even caring for the well-being of their fellow fishmen !!

Hody: NGHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHH !!

Fukaboshi: What happened to you, Hody Jones, to drive you to this ?! What in the world did the humans do to you ?!

Hody: ... ... Nothing. We were chosen by the heavens. Granted this power... To bring down judgement upon humanity !!

Fukaboshi: They have no experience of humanity... No reason of higher purpose behind their actions. THEY ARE DRIVEN BY BLIND AND EMPTY HATRED ALONE !!

Hody: JAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!

Shirahoshi: Hody-sama has transformed into an even more unsightly form... !

Arlong: Human beings are an inferior race. Don't forget this, Hody. Humans are evil. This is a Holy war !! long ago, those trash known as human beings... Looked upon our kind, who had been blessed by the heavens with superior strength... And were filled with envy and fear ! They chose to persecute us !! The humans, who rule over the world above like vermin... They used their sheer, their only advantage over our kind... To exile us to the ocean floor !! Curse them with all your hearts... !!

Hachi: Nyuu ! There's a human man I've known for a long time. His name's Rayleigh. He's not like most humans, he looks at me without the slightest scorn in his... Nyuu ? Hody... ?

Hody: I don't like listening to your stories, Hachi-san... ! They make me feel sick.

Fishmen: HEY, GUYS !! THERE'S A HUGE RUCKUS UP ON THE ISLAND !! QUEEN OTOHIME WAS MURDERED BY A HUMAN !! You see ?! This is what the humans are like !! they don't even show any mercy to the Queen, and she was kinder towards them than anyone !! If the royals still refuse to take revenge upon the humans after this... then I've lost all respect for the people in charge of this country !! THIS COUNTRY CAN GO TO HELL FOR ALL I CARE !!

Hody: JAHAHAHAHAHAH !! The woman who brought shame upon our nation... Has been punished by the Heavens !!

Dosun: It's only right for human-loving fools like her to die, Dosun !!

Hody: the time for revenge... is now !! The Heavens have chosen us... Granted us the power that we need !!

Daruma: Kyahh... !! Can this be... ?!

Ikaros: Is this the legendary... ?!

Dosun: How did you get your hands on it, Dosun ?!

Hody: Can you reproduce it, Zeo ?

Zeo: I'll see what I can do.

Hody: Everyone here in the Fishman District is unhappy with this country. It won't be hard to convince them to join us. THIS IS A HOLY WAR !! BEGIN THE PREPARATIONS !! WE'RE GOING TO SLAUGHTER THOSE HUMANS ONCE AND FOR ALL !! We are the chosen ones !! Chosen to deliver justice !! To avenge all those who have gone before us !! The day of judgement draws near !!

Hody: Jahahahah !! FILTHY INFERIOR BEING !! WE WILL LAY DOWN OUR LIVES IN THE NAME OF RETRIBUTION !!

Fukaboshi: We were too late... before we knew it, the Fishman District had drifted beyond our reach... It had become a den of discontent, deaf to all that we had to say... And as this lawless unrest grew and festered on the ocean floor below us... We failed to do anything but ignore the danger that it presented... !! We paid attention only to outward appearances... And convinced ourselves that we had moved on... !!

Otohime: I know it must be difficult... But no matter how much anger and hatred you bear towards these humans, you must not pass it on to the children...

Fukaboshi: WE WERE TOO LATE TO REACH OUR OWN PEOPLE !! THIS WAS WHAT MY MOTHER FEARED THE MOST !! THE FIRST DANGER WE SHOULD HAVE CONFRONTED WAS THE THREAT THAT CAME FROM WITHIN !! OUR MOTHER WAS KILLED BY THE BITTER HATRED THAT LURKED WITHIN FISHMAN ISLAND ITSELF !!

Otohime: No matter who... Is responsible for this... Please do not feel angry on my behalf...

Fukaboshi: I think she may have understood this all along... !! But somewhere in my heart, I still harboured resentment towards the humans ! The regrets of the dead belong to the dead. This hatred is a twisted illusion prolonged by the living !! I was unable to fully abandon my resentment of the humans, and this led me to overlook the threat that lay within the Fishman district... !! By the time we realized our mistake, they had grown too powerful for us to resist !! At this rate, the hatred that we bear towards the humans will doom us all !! Straw Hat... I beg of you !! WE HAVE NO NEED FOR THE PAST !! RETURN IT ALL TO NOTHING !!

Fukaboshi: Take the Darkness that shades our island from the sun's light... And destroy it once and for all !! Use the power you possess... To return Fishman Island... TO NOTHING !!

Hody: EMPTY WORDS, FUKABOSHI !! Our grudge against the humans will never fade !!

Luffy: ... Bro-Hoshi !! if you say I can do whatever I like... then don't worry !! From the moment we set foot in that plaza... My crew and Jinbe had decided together... That we weren't going to let anybody harm Fishman island !! Leave it all to me, Bro-Hoshi !! We're friends, right ?!

Minister: ... 'How could we ever have mistrusted this man... ?!

Guard: Guys, what are you stopping for ?!

Citizens: ... I'm... I'm gonna stay on the island... !!

Guard: Wh- What are you talking about ?!

Shirahoshi: Luffy-sama, the Noah is surrounded by air !!

Luffy: Yeah !! Cry-Hoshi... You just stay close to me. I won't let you get hurt. I'll finish this up nice and quickly !!

Hody: I won't let you finish anything !! We have the power granted to us by the Heavens !!

Luffy: Gear Second... Armament ! Gomu Gomu No...

Hody: THIS TIME, I WILL TEAR YOUR FLESH APART-