" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Usopp: Wh- What do you mean, ghost island ?!

Chopper: Hey, hey, where is that ghost from before ?! Is he still on the ship ?!

Zoro: No, he went to the island. He probably lives there.

"... So that vibration from before was the sound of that gate closing... We were 'eaten' by that island..."

Luffy: Eaten ?

"Yep. Hard to see due to the fog, but there are walls attached to it. Most likely surrounding the entire island."

Robin: Meaning, the ship is confined by the walls that surround the island...

Usopp: I see... That's why that skeleton told us to get out of here asap !!

"So this island is just wandering around... What for... ?"

Franky: If the island keeps on moving, we cannot lower the anchor because we're in the middle of the sea.

Usopp: H- Hey ! Why would you want to anchor ?! We've gotta escape ! We have to get out now, or we'll be cursed !!

Nami: Listen guys. I... I seem to have contracted the "Can't go on the island" disease...

Chopper: Me, too !! I have it too !!

Luffy: All right ! Take the ship to the island !!

Usopp: DID YOU CONTRACT THE "ALWAYS READY FOR ADVENTURE" DISEASE OR SOMETHING ?!! Hey, think it over, Luffy !! Look at it ! That creepy building is a real "Haunted house" !! You're underestimating the "Evil spirits" !!

Luffy: What are you talking about ? I'm taking all the necessary measures possible. I'll catch that ghost from earlier and feed it.

Usopp: YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING THIS !!

"No one's asking you to go on the island. You can stay here and keep an eye on the ship."

Luffy: Anyway, we have to get our precious crewmate back. Sanji !! Gimme pirate bento !!

Usopp: Our crewmate... I OBJECT !! If that skeleton joins the crew, I'll be too afraid to sleep at night !!

"Worse than that time I put a blaster right in front of you as you woke up ?"

Usopp: ... Let me think about that one...

Robin: The bento is ready.

Sanji: You guys ! Make sure to protect Robin-Chan !

Franky: Exploring an unknown island sure is exciting !

Nami: Wait, you're going too ?!

"I have something to settle with that ghost... I know I can't hit it, but when it comes to being annoying, I know no master... I'll exorcise it by being even more obnoxious than it !!"

Robin: Fufu...

Franky: Great ! Now then, we'll be using a small boat to land. But there's still something special that I haven't shown you guys yet. The soldier dock system: "Channel 2" !!

Luffy: 2 ?!

Franky: This system has five channels. There are two "O", "1", "2", "3" and "4" ! Each dock has a different function !!

Usopp: You showed us the paddle wheel of 0, 1 and 3. But you told us 2 and 4 were still empty.

Franky: Uhahaha, they're so special that I kept them secret. You don't want to land in it ? Just try riding it first !!

Usopp: Bring it on !!

Franky: Soldier dock system: "Channel 2" !! Set sail !

Franky: MINI MERRY II !!

Usopp: GYAAAAAH, MERRRRY !!

Chopper: WUOOOH !! MERRRY !!

Franky: It's a "Paddle-Steamer" for four people !!

Usopp: IT'S MERRY !! Merry reincarnated as a small boat !!

Nami: I never thought you would be hiding such a nice little present !! Thank you, Franky !!

Chopper: Yaaay, it's small, but it's Merry !!

Zoro: That's a nice gesture, Franky.

Sanji: if that's our shopping boat, I don't mind shopping any longer !

Luffy: Lemme ride it ! Hurry !!

Franky: just wait a moment. We'll ride in it soon enough. Just let them have some fun now. I showed you 1 and 3 before, so now all the systems are ready. Channel 0 !! Assistance paddle wheel !! Channel 1 !! One person waver: White wooden horse I !! Channel 2 !! Four people shopping boat: Mini Merry II !! Channel 3 !! Scouting submarine: Shark Submerge III !! Channel 4 is still empty, I swear ! But depending on the needs during our trip, I might put some weapons in it ! For now, that's it for the "Soldier Dock System" !! Each channel can be considered as a supporting soldier for the Thousand Sunny, our mother ship !!

Luffy: I love the way you think, Franky !!

Franky: Yeah, I'm the best there is this week, nmmmmm... SUPER !!

"... What's taking them so long... We can't even see them anymore..

Nami: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH !!

Sanji: Na- Nami-San ?!! What's going on ?!!

Zoro: What happened ? We can't see a thing because of this fog.

"I think it came from the island."

Luffy: You guuuys !! Heeeey !! Hurry up and let me ride Merry !!

Sanji: What are you saying !! You should worry about Nami-San !!

"Shouldn't you worry about Usopp and Chopper too ?"

Robin: That scream just now... Were they cursed or killed by ghosts... ?

"Now's not the time to jinx bad stuff. let's bring the ship closer."

Luffy: Eh ?! The anchor just dropped !! No one touched it though !!

Franky: ... There's no way the cog-wheel could be loose, it's brand new... !

"Anyway, raise the anchor again, or the ship will lose its balance !"

*Clunk*

Zoro: Hey, the hatch opened by itself ! Did anyone touch it ?!

Sanji: No... No one was even near it.

Luffy: Hrm ?

Sanji: hey, Luffy !! Why are you joking at a time like this ?!

Luffy: Noh, iss noh hat !! Ah hihint huu anyhin !! (No, it's not that !! I didn't do anything !!)

Sanji: You didn't do anything ?! Then what's with that mouth ?!

Luffy: BHA !! UWAH !!

???: GRRR...

Sanji: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU FOOLING AROUND ?!

"... Was that an animal sound... ?"

Franky: HEY, WATCH OUT !! What are you doing ?!

Zoro: Sorry !! My katana just... !!

"Everyone stay still and away from each other ! We're not alone here anymore... There's something, or someone other than us on this deck right now."

Franky: is this a ghost's doing... ? Or is it a devil fruit user a something... ?

Luffy: I did feel something touching me.

Robin: And there was a bestial howl earlier... That's weird...

"We're only supposed to be 6 here... But I can clearly feel a seventh presence around..."

Sanji: Shit ! Anyway, although this place sure is weird, I'm more worried about Nami-San and the others... !! I'll leave the ship to you guys !! I'm going to the island to save them !!

Zoro/Luffy/Franky: EEEH ?! HOW LAME !!

"Yeah, figures. Whatever is on the deck doesn't want us to reunite with the others."

Luffy: Hey, Sanji !!

Sanji: Ku... !! What was that just now, dammit !!

Zoro: You said "Hogeeeh".

Sanji: SHUT UP !! YOU SHOULD BE IN THIS SITUATION !!

Franky: they don't want us to leave the ship... ?!

"A ghost can't touch anything... I don't really know what we've got here, but it's definitely alive..."

Zoro: What are their intentions... If they want to kill us, they can attack us or something.

Sanji: WHAT'S HAPPENING ?!

Robin: Something's... Grabbing me !!

???: GRRRRR !!

Sanji: And it's enjoying it, that bastard !!

*F-TWOOOOOOOOOOM*

???: GRAAAOOOOWTCH !!

"Follow the scent of fried meat !!"

Luffy: There really was a bestial howl !! Could it be beast ghosts ?!

"Waves ! Artificial waves from inside these walls !! the ship's drifting away ! Where did that motherfucker go ?!"

Zoro: We have higher priorities ! Hey, "Hogeeeh", raise the anchor so we can control the ship !!

Hogeeeh: DON'T CALL ME HOGEEEH, PUNK !! But we can't leave Nami-san and the others !! Usopp, Chopper, say something !!

"Hey Franky, is there any secret weapon that could be useful right now ?!"

Franky: All right ! We have the "Projecting surprise swimming pool" !!

Zoro/Luffy/Sanji: Sounds like fuuuun !! NO WAY, YOU IDIOT !!

"Okay... We tried waiting for them, but now we've got no choice..."

Sanji: Plus, there's no way this ship can get away from this giant spider web.

Zoro: Even the skeleton guy's ghost ship...

"Even the mini Merry... Usopp, Nami and Chopper should have come back by now, but everything's in the spider web..."

Zoro: Conveniently, the entrance to the island is inviting us. Right at our front... I can almost see ghosts beckoning to me.

"Well, they went so far to welcome us with a red carpet, it would be rude of us to decline."

Luffy: What are you jabbering about, you're coming too ! We don't have time to lose here ! C'mon ! The bento is divided already !

Sanji: Why is there suddenly a staircase going down ?

Luffy: No matter how you think about it, this is the entrance, there's no other option...

*Grrr*

"... I think there's something waiting for us down there..."

Cerberus: GROOOOOOOO...

Sanji: Eh... Cerberus ? That's supposed to make hell safer ?

Robin: Oh, it's cute.

Franky: Is it trying to pick a fight ?

Zoro: How impertinent...

Luffy: Oh. Is it tasty ?

"Wolf meat is tough as hell."

Zoro: It looks like it wants to fight. In that case...

Luffy: No, wait. Let's try to tame it.

"I'm not sure about this one... It may be a dog, but it's not any dog... But maybe if it's a Greater Dog..."

Luffy: Exactly. Dogs are dogs. There, there, there. Shake.

Franky: ... Right after he was warned...

Luffy: There, there, good boy. There, there, there... That's it, let me go slowly... You're a good boy... YOU BASTARD !! Down.

"Erm, I don't think you're supposed to proceed in that order, but... Good enough, I guess ?"

Robin: Aside from that, what terrible wounds. It's a wonder that it's alive.

Sanji: Even still, you talk about wolf, but there's fox mixed in... It's not even a valid creature anymore.

Luffy: if something this interesting popped out as soon as we entered, then I'm looking forward to this island !!

Franky: Once we leave the moat, the forest is in front of us...

Sanji: NAMI-SAN, HEEEY !! NAMI-SAN, WHERE ARE YOU ?!!

"Looking again, these looks less like wounds and more like surgical stitches... Who on this island would create something like that ?"

Robin: You seem to have no energy, Cerberus...

Zoro: You guys shouldn't sympathize too much with the losers, it'll affect his pride.

Luffy: ... Huh ?

"... A tree with the face of an old man and a unicorn having a drink together... Even I couldn't think of a lamer pun..."

Luffy: I CAUGHT IT !!

Franky: Me too !! These are rare !!

Tree: WUOOO, please let us go !!

Luffy: You guys !! Do you want to be pirates with-

Zoro/Sanji/Y/n: NO WAY !!