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Your POV:

Sanji: ... You okay ?

"That was catharsis by proxy~..."

Luffy: ... Sorry, guys... I heard that if I hit that guy, they'll call in a marine admiral...

Zoro: Seriously. Because you send him flying, I couldn't cut him myself...

"Hey, he should be grateful, Luffy just saved him from a gruesome death."

Nami: Hachi ! Hang in there !

Hatchan: Nyuu... What have you guys done...

Nami: Well... It's Luffy, so there's no helping it !

Franky: Well then... All right, we know what to do.

Chopper: I think it must be somewhere backstage ! The key to Camie's collar ! I need to take care of Hachi's injuries, so you guys take care of it !

Pappag: ... You guys.. !!

Roswald: ... Charlos !!

Sharlia: BROTHER CHARLOS !! EVEN HIS FATHER HAS NEVER LAID A HAND ON HIM !!

Roswald: WHY, YOU !! HOW DARE YOU COMMONERS TOUCH MY SON ?!!

Audience: AAAAAAHHH !! HE ANGERED A TENRYÛBITO !! GET OUTSIDE !!

Roswald: WE ARE THE DESCENDANTS OF THE CREATORS OF THIS WORLD ! DO YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN BECAUSE YOU ATTACKED US ?! Ah ?!

Sanji: Don't point these toys towards my captain.

Guard: Bastard, get away from Saint Roswald !!

*F-TWOOOOOOOM*

"GO !! Get Camie free !!"

Franky: All right !! leave it to me !!

Guards: Capture those pirates !! You fools, that's just a damn fish !!

Sanji: Are there any special orders, vice-captain ?

"Free Camie, and escape. I don't care the casualties you cause, as long as it's not civilians."

Zoro: Finally something I will enjoy.

Roswald: You bastards !! Are you going to resist us to the very end ?!!

Luffy: Camie's not something you can sell !!

Roswald: CALL AN ADMIRAL AND THE BATTLESHIPS !! SHOW THEM WHO THEY'RE DEALING WITH !!

Audience: A PIRATE ATTACKED A TENRYÛBITO !! A BATTLESHIP IS COMING FROM THE MARINE HEADQUARTERS !!

Hatchan: Camie !! Just wait right there !!

Camie: Okay !! Hacchin !! Everyone !!

Riders: it's already a mess down there. A wave of people is coming out of the entrance ! Anyway, get in there !! ... Roger that !

???: EH ?! Wait, don't roger that !! I don't want to !!

*CRASH*

Audience: GYAAAAAAH !! More flying fish !!

Riders: All right ! Go get 'em !!

Brook: I'm off !

Robin: Thank you !

Usopp: WHEN DID I SAY I WANTED TO JUMP ?!!

Disco: Damn it !! protect the mermaid with your life !! The bid was 500 million Berry !! 500 Million !!

Roswald: i'll have those women stuffed, and I'll turn those men into slaves with nothing but skin and bones !

Usopp: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!

Sharlia: FATHER !!

Usopp: Ow ow ow... Geh ! Sorry, mister !

Guards: E... EVEN SAINT ROSWALD !! THESE PIRATES JUST DUG THEMSELVES EVEN DEEPER !! THEY'RE ALL INSANE !!

Luffy: Usopp ! Robin ! Brook !

Brook: My apologies for being late !! Excuse me !!

Usopp: Where's Camie ?!

Luffy: Over there !! As soon as we get that bomb off her neck, we're getting out of here ! Battleships and an admiral are coming !

Usopp: EEEEH ?!

Law: The marines are already here, Strawhat.

Luffy: Who are you... ? And what's with the bear ?

"Trafalgar Law, from North Blue... Bounty of 200 Million."

Usopp: WAH ?!

Law: The marines have been here since the auction started. They've surrounded the auction house. After all, they have a base right here on this archipelago.

Luffy: Eh, really ?!

Law: I don't know who they wanted to catch, but I'm sure they never dreamed that someone would actually attack a Tenryûbito. Fufu... You've shown me something interesting, Strawhats.

Luffy: The bear's a pirate, too ?!

Disco: P- please wait, princess Sharlia, that item hasn't been paid for yet...

*BANG*

Sharlia: Shut up, you commoner !! I'm going to kill the mermaid they're trying to save !! Die, you damn fish !!

"Yeah, I don't think so..."

Sharlia: Do you even realize what you're doing !! You're going against the blood of the creator !!

"Sorry, we're pirates... We don't give a fuck."

*F-TWOOOOOOOOOOM*

Guards: PRINCESS SHARLIA !!

???: You see, my dear giant ? This place is completely messed up. The auction's over, and I've stolen their money... Looks like it's time to do some gambling.

Giant: You're a pretty sneaky old man... Were you just here to get some money ?

???: Well, I was hoping to steal some more from whoever bought me.

Rayleigh: Just think about it... Who would possibly want an old man for a slave ?! Wahahaha ! Hm ? Looks like we're getting some attention.

Guards: ... ?! What's with that old man and that giant ?! Aren't they auction items ?! How did they get out of the cage... ? How did they open the locks ?! What do we do ?!

Guard: What... ? We're not trained to capture people !! And we don't stand a chance against a giant who isn't chained !

Hatchan: Ra... Rayleigh !

Chopper: Eh ? That's the coating guy ?! Which one ?!

Rayleigh: Ohh ?! Is that Hachi ?! Hey, it's been a while ! What're you doing here ?! Where did you get that wound ?! Ah... No, no need to say it. Hmph... Hmph, hmph...

Rayleigh: I see... In other words, you've gotten yourself in a real mess, Hachi...

"Yo."

Rayleigh: Aaaand here goes my good mood. Well, since you guys helped him out, then...

Usopp: Eh... ? Eh ?! What ?! What did he do ?!

Sanji: Who is that old man... ?!

Rayleigh: That straw hat... Suits a fearless man... I've been wanting to meet you, Monkey D. Luffy.

Pirates: THIS IS AWFUL !! THIS TOWN IS ON TROUBLE !! THE ENTIRE ARCHIPELAGO IS IN DANGER !! STRAWHAT LUFFY ATTACKED A TENRYÛBITO !! THEY WERE AT AN AUCTION HOUSE ON GROVE 1 !!

Pirates: HE DID WHAT ?!

Pirate: KIDD AND LAW WERE THERE, TOO !!

Bege: ... How's the coating of the ship going ?!

Mafioso: Completed yesterday !

Bege: We're launching for Fishman island immediately !! We can't handle an admiral coming down !

Mafioso: Yes sir !!

Bonney: That freaking moron ! His captain is an idiot, too !! if I see them in the New World, I'll kick their asses !!

Urouge: What a troublesome crew... !

Drake: Everyone, work on preparing the ship for sail !

Pirates: Yes, sir ! Right away, Captain Drake !

Drake: Now...Who's going to come... ?

Apoo: The situation's how it is... they're not going to just round up everyone they see, right ? they'll be after Strawhat Luffy. I kinda want to see what an Admiral is like.

Pirates: Apoo, what are you saying ?! Let's get out of here !!

Pirate: Captain Hawkins !!

Hawkins: Calm down... Today isn't my day to die.

Sengoku: ... It's that brat again... ! Again and again... ! there's something wrong with that entire family... !

Officer: Reports indicate that, along with the Strawhat pirates, the pirate Eustass Kidd, and several of his crew, as well as Trafalgar Law and member of his crew are there. In all, 14 pirates with bounties have been confirmed, and 6 of them are rookies with bounties over 100 million.

Officer: of course, the primary offender is Monkey D. Luffy, who caused harm to one of the Tenryûbito. Communication with the garrison at the human shop... Erm, the "Public Employment Office" has been cut. We believe they've all been taken out... More importantly, with three Tenryûbito taken hostage, this is a disastrous situation, the likes of which we've never seen before.

Sengoku: Have they made any demands ?

Officer: No, not yet... !

???: Whatever the case may be, the fact remains that the attacked the World's nobility. there's no way that we can't respond. Sengoku...

Sengoku: Kizaru...

Kizaru: I'll go. And I'll be right back. Please be at ease.

???: Fufufufufufu !!

Disco: this is no laughing matter ! isn't this your shop ?! Haa... haa... Mister Doflamingo, where are you... ?! Confidence in the shop will be gone... And knowing Saint Roswald's family, they'll try to blame us for this... !! You have to do something !

Doflamingo: Fufufufu... You know, the human trade is already old news, idiot... ! We're in the age of "Smiles". Don't call me ever again... Disco, i'll leave the shop to you ! Fufufufu.

Disco: Eh ?! What ?! You're just going to abandon me ? In the midst of the worst disaster we've ever faced- !!

Doflamingo: Shut up. You're a pain in the ass. You... While you were blaming for your own misfortune, a new era has been drawing closer, Disco. Right now, I... No, right now, we, are being called by the marine. How do you see this playing out ? The Whitebeard pirates, VS, the Marine HQ and Shichibukai !!

Marine: Please evacuate as quickly as you can ! Don't stand around and watch ! These are dangerous people we're dealing with !!

Audience: There are still cheap slaves inside !

Officer: have the mortars arrived ?

Soldier: Sir ! For the most part ! We're setting them up now. Also, we've received word from headquarters that Admiral Kizaru is on his way ! But the troops accompanying him...

Officer: ... ?! Those ?! Those things are coming here ?!

Soldier: Yes ! It looks that way... !

Pappag: Hey, hey, gramps, don't be reckless !! It's gonna explode !!

Chopper: The slaves' collars explode ! We've seen it ourselves !!

Brook: I saw it, too ! That collar really is bad news !!

Rayleigh: It's all right, just stay still.

*PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI*

Pappag: No ! We told you, you can't take it off without the key !! It's already sounding ! What're you doing ?! We're done for ! You won't make it in time !! CAMIEEE !!

Nami: It came off !

"You guys clearly have no idea of who you're dealing with."

Franky: Hey, hey !! What was that ?! The collar and cufs are already gone ?! Look ! I found the keys and everything !!

Camie: Um... Thank you !

Rayleigh: Oh, good work, but it's fine. You take this girl...

Franky: What the hell was that ?! What's going on here ?! Who the hell are you ?!

Usopp: What... ?! What did he do ?! That old man did something weird again ! He took off the collar with his bare hands !

Franky: hey, soon-to-be slaves, the buyers have all run off. You guys should get out of here, too.

Usopp: if that old man also took out all of the guards at once, then maybe he's using some kind of magic or demonic power, right... ?! Maybe he's got a devil fruit or something ! Luffy, what kind of guy is he ?

Luffy: I really don't know him !

"He's just a coating craftsman. Nowadays, at least. Also, earlier... That was Haki... Though, I've never really looked this stuff up..."

Rayleigh: Oh, my bad. You guys... Are you pirates who just hung around to watch... ? If you withstood that so easily, then you guys aren't lightweights either.

Pirate: Th... That was close... I blacked out for a second...

Law: I never thought I'd meet someone like you in a place like this...

Kidd: "The Lord of the Underworld", Silvers Rayleigh... ! There's no mistaking it... Why is a legendary man like you here... ?

Rayleigh: On this island, I just own a coating shop. And here, I'm just called "Ray"... Don't just go around calling me by that name. I'm already an old man.. I'd like to live a peaceful life.

Rayleigh: Don't go dying on me, all right ? Hachi. I always tell you not to walk around this island, don't it I ?

Hatchan: Nyuu, I'm sorry...

Rayleigh: Thank you, guys. You saved my friend.

Luffy: So what do you mean you wanted to meet me, pops ?

Rayleigh: Hmm... We'll talk later. We need to get out of here first...

"That I couldn't agree more. And preferably before an Admiral decides to stop by."

Officer: ATTENTION, CRIMINALS ! Release the Roswald family at once !! Soon, an Admiral will arrive ! I suggest you surrender now !! Otherwise, who knows what'll happen to you !! You, rookies !!

"Ah, piss."

Law: Looks like we're involved now... They totally think we're accomplices.

Kidd: I got to see just how crazy Strawhat Luffy is. No complaints here, but I'll pass on taking on an admiral...

Rayleigh: Ah, I won't be using that "Power" any more, so I'll leave it to you guys. it'll just make my life harder if the marines figure out who I really am.

"Oh, don't worry about that, I'm pretty sure that old fart over there already know you're here."

Rayleigh: Probably, but he's also the one who won't come after me.

Kidd: Well, the longer we wait, the more soldiers there are. I'll be leaving first. we'll even lend you guys a hand ! We'll clean up out front, so you guys rest easy.

Soldiers: They're coming out !! Get ready !! Those are the top dogs.. their advance guard is coming out ! From the right, they're worth 255 Million, 300 Million, 315 Million, and 200 Million !

Luffy: You guys... Can just stand back.

Kidd: I thought I told you to stay back.

Law: If you try to order me around again, I'll start with you, Eustass.

"You kids stop bickering, and watch how grown-ups handle this kind of stuff."

Nami: They're all so simple !

Usopp: hey, it's gonna be a big mess outside ! Let's use that chance to escape ! We can't just stand around here !

Zoro: let's go. We'll break through with one push.

Sanji: All right.

Rayleigh: Well then... If we get separated, meet up back at Grove 13.

Zoro: Got it.

Usopp: YOU DON'T GET IT AT ALL !!

Rayleigh: Hey, giant, what about you ?

Giant: I'll stick with these other slaves and escape somewhere.

Rayleigh: I see. Try not to stand out to much. Be careful.

Giant: Old man ! Strawhats ! If I ever meet you guys again, I'll repay this debt ! Thank you !

Slaves: Really, thanks !! Thank you !!

Usopp: yeah, don't mention it.

Chopper: Why are YOU saying that ?!

Officer: MORTARS !! FIRE !!

Luffy: Gomu Gomu ! BALLOON !!

Kidd: Repel.

Law: Room ! Shambles.

"Up."

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Officer: Be careful !! The cannons won't work on these guys !! ALL FOUR OF THEM... HAVE DEVIL FRUIT POWERS !!