" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/voice-off

Your POV:

*BOOOOOOOOM*

"ZORO !!"

Zoro: Uuughh... !

Luffy: Haa... ! Hey, Zoro... ! He got you so bad you can't even more... ?!

Sanji: Don't worry about him, Luffy !! We have to beat that first !!

'... There's no way the injuries from Thriller bark healed yet... To think I'd be dead in his place... But that thing... What the hell is it, to look exactly like Kuma ?!'

Franky: STRONG HAMMER !! FRANKY BOXING !! BUHEH !!

Robin: Spider net.

"Be careful ! His fists aren't anything to sneeze at, either !"

Brook: Look out below !! Here I go !! SWALLOW BOND AVANT !!

*CLONG*

Brook: Huh ?! I've stopped !! Wait, wait, that looks bad !!

Usopp: Sure kill... ATLAS COMET !!

*BOOOOOOOM*

Brook: T- T- T- That was scary !! Th- Thank you !!

Chopper: Huh ?! He... looks kind of strange !

Usopp: What... ?! Bombs work on him now ?!

"It's because one got directly in his mouth ! His outside might be hard, but he still bleeds !"

Franky: Just like me, he had weapons placed in his body... But he was originally a human being !

Sanji: Nami, look out ! He's spotted you !!

Nami: Oh, no !!

"Oh no you won't !! Gaster... HAMMER !!"

Usopp: ALL RIGHT !! The beam exploded in his mouth !! He blew himself up !!

Nami: Hey buddy, sorry for interrupting your break. But, you should look out for lightning !!

Brook: It's working !! That's great !!

*BTOOOOOOOOOM*

Usopp: OWAAH !! NOW HE'S JUST RUNNING WILD !!

Sanji: If he's getting desperate, then it's over !!

Zoro: Hey !! Send him this way... !

Sanji: Stubborn bastard. Diable Jambe !

Franky: Haa... All right ! Looks like he's finally coming apart ! Just one more push !!

Zoro: Demon spirit, Kyutoryu...

Brook: Wha ?! What is that ?!

Chopper: More Zoro's appeared !!

Zoro: Asura...

"The final stretch ! Luffy, ready for some Shichibukai sandwich ?!"

Luffy: You bet !! Gear third !!

"That's all I wanted to hear !! Here we go ! Gaster... GRAND PILLAR SURGE !!"

Luffy: Gomu gomu... GIGANT !! RIFLE !!

Franky: Haa... He's stopped... That bastard !

Usopp: Well, that's... As expected...

Nami: He looks like he'll start moving again... Creepy...

Usopp: If that happens, we're done for... I... I'm so exhausted, I can't move a muscle.

"We should really focus on running away... Instead of fighting... We won't keep up for three days like that..."

Robin: But we should get rid of the people that we can, since they'll just come after us later anyways...

Zoro: But... Just what was that guy... ?!

Franky: If he's an "Enhanced human"... Then that means he was originally a human who looked just like Bartholomew Kuma... twin brothers, or maybe they just modified someone who just happened to be a super lookalike... That would be the most probable way... Whatever the case, you can't just make a "person"... !

'... ... PX-4... ? What is that... ?'

Luffy: Haa... Let's just... rest for a minute... I didn't think that... We'd be fighting at full strength all of a sudden... !

"As much as I'd love to... We better hide the body and get out of here as soon as possible... if someone finds us right now, they'll get us all in one shot."

Luffy: Haa... That's true... But just give me a second here...

???: JEEZ, LOOK WHAT YOU GUYS HAVE DONE !!

Usopp: Eh... ? What ?! Another enemy ?! Where's that voive coming from ?!

Chopper: Above !! Look up !!

Luffy: ... ?! Who's there ?!

???: Hey, hey... You're looking pretty pathetic, PX-4 ! Building one of you Pacifistas costs as much as a battleship ! Jeez, what am I supposed to report to Vegapunk now... ?!

Chopper: UWAAAAH !! THERE'S ANOTHER SHICHIBUKAI !!

Usopp: Cou... Could that be the real one ?!

"i don't think that's something to focus on ! Real or not, we're not in shape to fight another one !"

Robin: Did he say... Pacifista, just now ?

Nami: Maybe that's the name of the one we beat...

Franky: Who are you "Broadaxe" ?!

Sentomaru: ... Who do you think you are, calling me by my weapon's name ? It doesn't matter what you ask me, I've got nothing to tell you !! i'm a hard man who's the best guard in the world ! Even my mouth is hard !

Usopp: ... You won't even tell us your name ?!

Sentomaru: I have no reason to answer you... I thought I told you, I'm the man with the hardest mouth in the world, Sentomaru.

"... So, Sentomaru, huh... ?"

Sentomaru: I said that because I wanted to. I wasn't answering your question.

"is that so... ?"

Sentomaru: Let's start, PX-1 !!

*BTOOOOOOOOOM*

Sanji: he's shooting beams from his palms, too ! They're not paws... !

"So a third one... Even worse, the one we beat was called 'PX-4'... Meaning that counting out the real Kuma, there's at least two more of these..."

Zoro: Now's not the time to worry about that. We need to focus on our safety ! If we fight again, someone's going to get seriously hurt !!

"And before we run into the admiral... Everything but Sakazuki..."

Luffy: yeah... We're running !! We can't stay together !! Split up and run away !!

Usopp: Sounds like a plan !!

"Monster Trio, we split too ! Protect those who can't fight !"

Sanji: All right ! Are you okay ?

Zoro: Shut up !!

Sanji: Nami, I'll protect you !! Even if it costs me my life !!

nami: Okay, thanks ! let's hurry up and go !

Franky: if you're prepared to give your life, why don't you go act as bait, for the rest of us ?

Sanji: This offer's only good for ladies, asshole !! You can look out for your own life, pantyman !!

Usopp: Zoro, you'll protect me with all your strength, right ?! Right ?! Please !!

Zoro: Uhh... !! Hang on ! Usopp, I'm already...

brook: Please do not worry !! I will cover you ! 'The truth is, when you went against that Shichibukai at Thriller Bark, I saw the entire thing'...

Zoro: I see, thanks !

"We're escaping this way ! Don't look behind, and don't slow down !"

Robin: yes !

Chopper: Those beams are scary !!

Luffy: EVERYONE !! MEET UP IN 3 DAYS AT THE SUNNY !!

Sentomaru: They're splitting up !! Pursue them, PX-1 !! Don't let them get out of Grove 12 ! It'll just be more trouble !!

Usopp: Sure kill ! SUPER SMOKE STAR !!

Usopp: HERE'S OUR CHANCE !!

Brook: Yohoho, you're very reliable !!

*BOOOM*

Franky: No, the bridge !! Here he comes !!

Nami: Nooo !! Why sis he here ?!

Franky: Hey, what are you doing ?! Don't push me !!

Luffy: he went over there ?! Are they okay ?!

Sentomaru: Now is not the time to be worrying about others !! I do not bear a grudge against pirates, but-

Luffy: Gomu Gomu... GATLING !!

"W- What ?! What did he do ?!"

Sentomaru: You've got some good attacking power ! But my guard is the world's best !!

Luffy: Owww ! There's something weird about his techniques... !!

"Luffy... He's hurt ?! Is that..."

Sentomaru: I'll tel you now, I don't have a devil fruit ability !

Chopper: What ?! This guy's strong, too !!

*BTOOOOOOOOOOM*

Usopp: ZOROOOO !! WHAT ?! WHO ARE YOU ?! Get back !! Get away from Zoro, you stupid bastard !!

Brook: Z- Z- Z- Zoro !! Zoro got hit by a beam !! Hey, Zoro !! hang in there !!

Sentomaru: ... Jeez, you're late ! So you're finally here, Uncle Kizaru...

"Kizaru ?! GUYS !! GET AWAY FROM HERE !! THIS IS THE ADMIRAL !!"

Usopp: EHHHH !! AN ADMIRAL ?!!

Kizaru: ... It's already too late for you... A bounty of 120 million... "Pirate hunter Zoro"...

Zoro: Damn it... !!

Kizaru: A one-hit KO... You must have been tired. Go ahead and rest for a while.

Franky: hey, he's got beams, too !! this is bad, we've got to do something !! if he takes another one at that range, he'll die !

Luffy: This is bad !! Zoro's in danger !!

Usopp: Damn it !! Why ?! Nothing hits him !! Move that leg !!

Brook: I can't gut him either !! What do we do ?!

Kizaru: It's pointless... I ate the "Pika Pika fruit"... i'm a "Light-man", Logia type.

Nami: It can't be ! he'll die !

Chopper: Zoro ! Get away !!

Sanji: He's already at his limits !!

Robin: Veinte fleur !

Kizaru: I won't let you move... It's useless. Now, you die !

"ZOROOOO !!"

Kizaru: ... So, you're making an appearance... ? "Dark King" Rayleigh !

Rayleigh: You shouldn't be plucking young sprouts like these... Their time, is just beginning !!

Luffy: OLD MAN !!

Kizaru: I kept on hearing that you were on this island, but to think, you're really here... I never thought you would be looking our for small-fires like these. A pirate to the end, eh, Rayleigh... ?

Ray: if you would kindly tear up my wanted poster, then I could live out my retirement in peace.

Kizaru: Your sins as a pirate won't disappear. Not to mention you were one of the Roger Pirates. But, if we tried to capture you here, even we... Would need to make certain preparations...

Usopp: Th... Thank god, Zoro ! That old man is really something !

Brook: That body that I couldn't touch no matter how I tried... he stopped him... How ?!

Rayleigh: Now, is there any way that you could let them go, Kizaru ?

Kizaru: Give me a break... If I don't get them, then the Marine would lose face with the Tenryûbito of Marie Geoise. Won't you stay out of my way ?

Luffy: USOPP, BROOK !! GRAB ZORO AND RUN !!

Usopp: LET'S GO, BROOK !!

brook: Right !!

Luffy: EVERYONE !! THINK ONLY OF GETTING AWAY !! RIGHT NOW, WE CAN'T BEAT THESE GUYS !!

Kizaru: Ignoring us... That makes me mad.

Nami: Franky !

Franky: Haa... I'll use all the cola I have... ! This is my last attack !! COUP DE... VENT !!

Franky: How's that ?! Did you feel that one, stupid bastard ?!

"NOW, RUN !! AND DON'T LOOK BACK !!"

Luffy: THANKS, OLD MAN !!

Rayleigh: Sure ! i'm praying for your safety !

Usopp: Uwaah, it's so bright !!

Brook: It's light !! Is something coming ?!

Kizaru: Whoa there... !!

Rayleigh: You're not going anywhere... ! it's been a while since I've held a sword.

Kizaru: Ama No Murakumo. (One of Japan's 3 imperial treasures.)

Kizaru: Fuu... Well, this is trouble. And I came here so casually, too...

Rayleigh: Life always throws you curves, Kizaru !

Sentomaru: Looks like that's the real "Dark King". This is the first time I've ever seen anybody stop my uncle ! But Zoro, one of the 100 Million heads, is right there... PX-1 !! Roronoa is on his last legs ! Start from there !

"Shit ! he's targeting them ! Luffy ! You go on ahead ! I'll be fine !"

Usopp: GYAAAAAH !! HERE HE COMES !!

"GIGANT CRUSHER !!"

*SCHBROOOOOOOOOOOOM*

"FLY, YOU FOOLS !! DON'T EVEN THINK OF FIGHTING IT !!"

Kizaru: ... My subordinates are pretty strong themselves...

Luffy: It doesn't look good over there !

Sentomaru: You don't have time to be looking out for them ! I never even used my broadaxe...

Chopper: Luffy !! Why are his striking attacks working on Luffy, who's made of rubber ?! Damn it !!

"GAAAAAH !!"

Chopper: ... DAMN... !! EVERYONE'S GOING DOWN... !!

Robin: You can't, Chopper !!

Chopper: STOP, YOU GUYS !!

Nami: Chopper... !!

Franky: From that time... !!

Sentomaru: What the hell is this ?!

Chopper: BUOOOOOOOOOO !!

Robin: ... Haah.. I'd heard about it, but... Luffy !! Look out !!

Usopp: Chopper... !! How could you do that again... ? Guys ! Get up... ! We've got to get out of here, quick... !! That beam is coming again !!

???: Wait... PX-1 !

Usopp: EEEEHHHHH ?!! ANOTHER ONE ?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE ?! I'M SICK OF THIS !!

"No... This one's the real deal... Not some copy..."

Kuma: So, I see you're still alive.

Zoro: ... Thanks to your mercy...

Usopp: Hey, this isn't the time for a chat !

Kuma: If you were to take a trip, where would you like to go... ?

Usopp: GET AW-

"... Eh... ?"

Usopp: ... WHAT ? ZORO ?!! ZORO ?!!