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Your POV:

Guards: FIRE !!

Crocodile: ... Heh.

Guards: F- Fire !! Use the prison bullets !!

"Just try it !! Gaster thunder, SECOND DOWNPOUR !!"

Guards: UGYAAAAA !!

Jinbe: Fishman Karate... Arabesque brick Fist !

Guards: Ugyaaa... Eh ?

Guards: Uwoh !! Wh... What was that punch ?! W- We can't fight against them !!

Guard: Don't falter !! We need to hold out until reinforcements arrive !

"Not happening. The only real danger down there is Magellan, so we can't afford to let him catch us."

Luffy: You didn't fight him down there ?

"With Ace as a hostage, there's only so much I can do... Our best chance would be to attack the ship escorting him, or use the chaos caused by Whitebeard at Marineford directly."

Manticores: Camisole...Long Johns...

Three: Hm ? Looks like something's going down... Look, Buggy... I can hear their transmissions... What's going on in the prison ? The guards and the Blugoris are going somewhere.

Intercom: Everyone to level 4 !!

Buggy: There's something happening on another floor ! This is our chance ! Are you guys ready ?

Prisoners: You bet ! These wax keys really are something else, Mr.3 !

Buggy; Chased by wolves on level 5... Hugging the walls, avoiding detection... We crept along for 20 hours on our big adventure, and we finally made it back to level 2.

Three: Just one more push to the outside world !!

Guard: Vice-warden, this is the monitor room ! Something's weird...

Hannyabal: What's wrong ?! Eh... Oh, no, this new head-dress is actually...

Guard: No, I'm talking about level 2. I can see a shadow that looks like a prisoner sneaking about ! It looks like a prisoner !!

Hannyabal: WHAT ?!

Prisoner: Oh thanks !

Prisoner: Save your thanks for Captain Buggy, our savior.

Hannyabal: Level 2 guards, what are you doing ?!

Guards: Sir ! As you ordered, we're heading directly to level 4 !

Hannyabal: No !! Look over your floor !!

Guards: The floor... ?

Buggy: 'Gyahahaha, looks like Lady luck is finally smiling on us, partner. If we raise a riot here, we can take that chance to sneak onto a marine ship.'

Three: 'Yeah, and then we'll complete our escape ! Mr.2 and these two idiots might be dead already. And even if they're alive somehow, they'll spend the rest of their lives here.'

Buggy: 'My condolences to them, but we're in the clear !!' COME ON, YA BASTARDS !! THIS IS OUR GREATEST CHANCE !! IF YOU WANT TO TASTE THE OUTSIDE AIR, THEN RUN WILD !! IT'S KICK-OFF TIME !!

Prisoners: UWOOOOHHH !! OUR SAVIOR !! CAPTAIN BUGGY !!

Guards: Th... THIS IS LEVEL 2 !! THE PRISONERS HAVE BROKEN OUT OF THEIR CELLS AND ARE RIOTING AGAIN !! PLEASE SEND THE BLUGORIS BACK !! WE CAN'T SUPPRESS THIS !!

*Tink*

Prisoner: Ohh !! The keys ! Thanks, ma- UWOOOH !! CR- CROCODILE ?!

Crocodile: I'm thinking of blowing this joint... But I need some manpower. How about it ? You in, Mr.1 ?

Bonez: ... Yeah, I'll go with you. I was just getting bored of this place... Boss.

Guards: THIS IS LEVEL 4 !!

Hannyabal: What's wrong NOW ?!

Guards: THE OKAMA KING IVANKOV AND INAZUMA, ALONG WITH MR.2... THEY'VE APPEARED WITH REINFORCEMENTS !!

Hannyabal: Re... Reinforcements ?!

Guards: They have with them... Well, I can't believe my eyes !! They're with the prisoners who were demoned away, who've been missing for decades !! There's no mistakes !!

Hannyabal: WHAT ?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ?!

Luffy: Bon-chan, you got tension too ?!

Bonclay: JEEEEEEZ !! I'm in tip-top condition !! NGEH !! Why are you here, Mr.1 ?!

Bonez: ... ...

Luffy: Who's that ?

Bonclay: He got beaten by that swordsman guy in Alabasta.

Luffy: Oh, I don't know him.

"He must be pretty strong, if Zoro had to go so hard on him..."

Guards: WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS ON LEVEL 4 !! SEND REINFORCEMENTS TO LEVEL 2 TOO !!

Hannyabal: Uuhh !! What do I do ?!

Ivankov: Emporio face growth Hormones !! UWOOOOO !! It's hot in here !!

Guards: It's no good !! We can't stop them !! The prisoners who disappeared are... Well, their dressing code doesn't make any sense !! WE CAN'T STOP THEM !!

Luffy: HERE WE COME MARINE HEADQUARTERS !!

Onigumo: It appears that Impel Down is currently experiencing the largest prisoner riots in its history... And they're led by none other than Monkey D. Luffy... Take a good look at the sky. It'll be the last time you can. You will be restrained on the execution platform, so you won't be able to look up, ever again.

Ace: ... ... ...

Onigumo: This is Vice-admiral Onigumo. Marineford, prepare to open the Gates of Justice.

Officer: FLEET ADMIRAL SENGOKU !!

Sengoku: What's wrong ?

Officer: Haa... Haa... We can't find him !! We have five hours until Ace's execution ! We have no idea when Whitebeard will appear, so we're entering the most dangerous time !! Even so, we've searched the entire island... AND THE ROYAL SHICHIBUKAI BLACKBEARD IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND !!

officer: Furthermore, a single battleship without any clearance has just reached Impel Down !! It seems crazy, but we believe that it's...

Sengoku: ... ... ...

Guards: Pl... please wait !! We haven't requested any reinforcements !! We're currently in an emergency situation, and there's nobody to take responsibility ! We're trying to obtain confirmation from headquarters right now !!

Blackbeard: I don't care about that. Aren't we on the same side here... ?

Guards: But for pirates, no matter the circumstances, the prison has... Eh... Eh ?! UWAAAAAAAHHH !!

Blackbeard: Don't hold out on us, we're on the government's side here. Man, does this place have a gloomy feel ! Zehahahahaha...

Guard: Reporting !! The soldiers on the battleship Blackbeard came on have been wiped out !!

Guards: Stop, you bastards !!

Blackbeard: ... LIBERATION !!

Soldiers: Hey ! Hang in there ! It's the guards who disappeared a second ago !!

Guards: Darkness... Pulled into... The darkness... !!

Guards: THEY'RE INTRUDERS !! The royal Shichibukai Marshall D. Teach, aka Blackbeard and his pirates !! They've entered the prison and are clearly hostile !! their objective is unknown !! Please, your orders... Guwaaaaaah !!

Hannyabal: 'It- It's over !! My life is over ! No, wait !! It's only just beginning ! My dark life of being unable to become warden... Is starting now... !'

Guards: Vice-warden ! Keep it together !!

Hannyabal: Strawhat Luffy is on Level 4... !! Buggy the Clown is on level 2... ! And the Shichibukai Blackbeard is at the gates !! HOW DO WE RESPOND TO THIS SITUATION ?!! ... ... ... Let's go back to the monitor room and have a snack.

Guard: PLEASE GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF !! WE NEED TO PROTECT IMPEL DOWN !!

Hannyabal: You can say that because you don't have any responsibility !!

Magellan: Hannyabal ! Can you hear me ?

Hannyabal: Ah ! Is... is that Warden Magellan ?! Where are you ?!

Magellan: I've just taken care of some idiots on level 2.

Hannyabal: EH ?!

Magellan: I've also sealed off this floor, too. The others will be dealt with soon enough.

Prisoners: Captain Buggy !! There's a giant ball of poison in the doorway !!

Buggy: Damn, you, Magellan !! That makeshift thing !!

Three: This is bad !!

Magellan: I have no idea why Blackbeard attacked. I don't want to do this, but... We have no other options. We can't ask for reinforcements from marine headquarters, we need to pull through on our own. Move to suppress the prisoners on level 4 with all available forces ! I'm on my way as well. Hold on until I make it there... !!

Hannyabal: ... UWOOOOHH, WARDEN !! Hey !! Warden !! for the Warden, hip hip hurray !! Warden !! warden !!

Guards: Let's go, quickly !!

Shiryu: Ahh, that was getting old...

Shiryu: Infinite boredom really makes you want to die. But I hope you aren't just letting me out when it's convenient, just to put me back in a cell later. Magellan...

Magellan: You're still on death row; you just have your sentence postponed. You don't have any more chances.

Shiryu: yeah, that's true... I'll keep that in mind.

Guard: Your sword, head guard Shiryu.

Magellan: Take care of Blackbeard.

Shiryu: Got it. It's been a while... Since I've held a sword.

Shiryu: My apologies for cutting you down...

Luffy: hey, crab man !! Where are the stairs to level 3 ?!

Inazuma: To the left !!

Newkamas: We've taken the guard room !! The keys are ours now !! if you want to escape, get out of your cells !! This is your big chance to escape !! let's go together !!

prisoners: Uwoooo, thanks for letting us go !!

*BROOOOM*

Newkama: Uwaah !! Damn, it's the Blugoris !!

Saldeath: Go wild ! Blugoris !!

Guards: Head jailer Saldeath !! Thanks !! Blugoris, get that giant-faced Okama king too !!

Ivankov: i'm not giant-faced !! I used my face growth hormones !! Hell...

Ivankov: YEEEEEHAAAAWW !!

Guards: UWAAAAH !! Ehhh ?! The entire Blugori squad was defeated with on attack !! I have no idea what's going on !! What's that ?!!

Ivankov: Strawhat-boy !! Bone-boy !! Don't you stop !! We'll take care of the guys in the back ! Keep on moving forward !! Keep on going up !! Go !!

Luffy: Got it, thanks !!

Prisoners: GYAAAA !! IT'S THE DEMON BEAST GUARDS !! ALL THREE OF THEM !!

Guards: All right !! Reinforcements !! Sadi-Chan came to help !!

Jinbe: Go, you two !! I'll support you ! i'm not of much use on land, though...

Luffy: Really ?! You look plenty strong to me !

Sadi: Let's go !! Demon beast guards !!

Prisoners: GUWAAAH !! GYAAAAHH !! DOAAAAAAH !! UGYAAAAHHH !!

Crocodile: ... Weaklings...

Prisoners: Guaaaahh !! they're too strong !! The guns and cannons aren't working !! Help !! We can't fight them, run !! UWOOOOHH !! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE !! They're way stronger than the Blugoris !! RUN !

Sadi: Ummmmmmm~ I can't get enough of these screams !

Prisoners: GYAAAAAHH !! HELP ME !! HE4S KILLING ME !!

Luffy: Gear Third ! Gomu gomu... Gigant...

Jinbe: Fishman Karate, "Five Thousand tiles"...

"Gaster... "

Crocodile: ... ...

Guards: GO GET 'EM, DEMON BEST GUARDS !!

*F-TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Guards: RAISE THE DRAWBRIDGE !! DON'T LET THEM CROSS !! THERE ARE ONLY FIVE OF THEM !! STOP THE BLACKBEARD PIRATES !!

Guards: FIRE !! We've confirmed that they've betrayed us !! Blackbeard isn't on our side !!

Shiryu: What're you talking about, "Betrayed" ? They were pirates from the start, weren't they ?

Guards: H... HEAD GUARD SHIRYU !! When did you get out ?!

Shiryu: There are... Five enemies... ?

Blackbeard: Looks like someone dangerous showed up... is that Magellan... ?

Shiryu: Marshall D. Teach... ! Blackbeard, right ?

Blackbeard: Zehahahaha ! Yeah, that's right !! Who're you ?!

Guards: WE'RE DONE FOR ! THE DEMON GUARDS WERE BEATEN, THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP THEM !!

Prisoners: FORWARD !! THE DOOR TO LEVEL 3 IS CLOSE !! Break through !! they've got nothing left !!

Guards: Dammit !! Their numbers are still increasing !! How do we stop these guys ?!