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Your POV:

Prisoners: It's the head-guard, Sadi !! It doesn't matter push through !!

Sadi-Chan: SILENCE !! Call me Sadi-Chan !! AROUSAL MANIFESTO, RED WHIP DEMON !! How dare you do that Mmmmm~ To my cute servants !!

Prisoners: GYAAAAAAHH !! UWAAAAAAAH !! WAAAAAAHH !!

"That little... It's not Darkness, but I'll have no regrets hitting that one hard !"

Ivankov: Wait !! I told you to go forward, didn't I ?! Yeeehaaaaw !! Make way, eccentric girl !!

Sadi-Chan: Mmmm~, silence ! It's you, Miss Ivankov... You ambiguous anarchist !!

Ivankov: Nfufu, ambiguous, you say ? At the moment, I feel so much like a woman ! Yeeehaaaw !!

Luffy: Haa... Eh ? Who's that ? She talks like Iva !

"Don't bother, Luffy. With Ivankov around, there are question you should not ask. Focus on the stairs !!"

???: THIS IS THE FORTRESS OF HELL !! NO MATTER WHO COMES, THEY SHALL NOT PASS !!

Luffy: What's with him ?! He opened the gate !

Inazuma: Hannyabal ! he's the vice-warden of the prison !!

Hannyabal: Look !! There are over a thousand members of the prison bazooka squad in position on the stairs to level 3, all armed with prison bullets !! THERE'S NO WAY OUT FOR YOU !!

Guards: UWOOOOOH !! The vice-warden has his Naginata, Kessui the vampire !! He's serious !! We can count on him !! He's strong !!

Hannyabal: Strawhat ! Your acts of piracy are unprecedented !! To ensure a bright future for the feeble citizens, I will enforce the menalty in the warden's place !!

Luffy: Move !

Hannyabal: NO WAY !!

Hannyabal: YOU KNOW IT !! HANNYA CARNIVAL !! INFERNO HELL CART !!

Luffy: Gah ?! Hot ! Hot ! You bastard ! If you don't move, I'll send you flying !! i'm going to save Ace !!

Hannyabal: Don't make me laugh !! It would be pathetic for the vice-warden to be beaten that easily !! Hm ?

Luffy: Gomu Gomu...

Hannyabal: It's... IT'S NOT OVER YET !!

Guards: Warden Magellan has arrived ! Warden Magellan !! Hurry !!

Magellan: Where are the leaders of the riot... ?!

Guards: We can barely hold them off, even with vice-warden Hannyabal's help ! They're in front of the stairs to level 3 ! It's on the opposite side of the floor, so it's quite far !! please hurry !

Guards: FOLLOW THE VICE-WARDEN !! DON'T FALTER !!

Hannyabal: Not... NOT YET !! NOT YET !! WAIT !!

Jinbe: Luffy !

"Don't. No one is to meddle in this. Just because we are considered criminals, he think of us as nothing but wretched individuals. If we were to go down 20 on one on him, it would just give him reason."

Jinbe: That's...

"he knew he can't win... But he's still getting up again."

Guards: V... Vice-warden Hannyabal !! Please stay down... You'll die !!

Hannyabal: You bastards... Who cause nothing but trouble outside... Pirates and rebels ! You want to save your brother ?! The scum of society has no right to say such petty things ! If you get out, people would be so horrified that they wouldn't be able to sleep at night, from fear of losing their loved ones !! This is the fortress of hell, built to shut away the worst criminals and protect the peace for the masses !! if it were broken, the world would fall into the depths of fear !! You won't take one step out !!

Guards: V- Vice-warden... !

Luffy: My brother's life is precious to me !! So move it !!

Hannyabal: ... idiots just won't listen...

Guards: V... Vice-warden... Help us !!

Hannyabal: Wh- What ?! What's happening ?! Bazooka squad ! Eh ?!

???: Give it a rest; Don't talk about justice and evil ! In this world, no matter where you look... THERE'S NO ANSWER, YOU IDIOT !!

"The guy from Jaya..."

Guards: VICE-WARDEN !! BAZOOKA SQUAD !!

Blackbeard: Oh ? Hoho, we've got a hell of a crowd here. Looks like you were in the middle of something... Zehahahaha...

Jinbe: Teach !! Why are you here ?! No, I suppose I should call you Blackbeard !!

Blackbeard: Jinbe... haha, hey, that's dangerous. Why don't you lower that fist of yours ? I guess you and Ace were close, but don't you think you're barkin' up the wrong tree ?

Luffy: Blackbeard ?

Ace: I'm chasing a serious criminal... I hear he's been calling himself "Blackbeard" lately.

???: A MAN'S DREAM... WILL NEVER DIE !!

Nyon: I heard that a pirate named Blackbeard beat Fire Fist Ace, and was made a new Shichibukai...

Luffy: You're Blackbeard ?!

Blackbeard: Hmm ? Yeah, I guess I never introduced myself. Zehahahahaha... !! It's been a while, Strawhat Luffy !! I never expected you to be my squad captain, Ace's little brother ! But, can you really afford to stay ? Your brother's execution is going to start any minute now ! Zehahahahaha !!

Blackbeard: I only heard this later, but the guy who took down that former Shichibukai Crocodile over there, wasn't that your vice-captain ?! I was aiming for a spot in the Shichibukai then. The easiest way was to take your heads and prove my strength to the government.

Blackbeard: I'll kill Strawhat Luffy and his crew up ahead in water 7, and give them to the government as a souvenir !

Ace: ... First, there's no way you're strong enough to take him on. Second, there's no way I'll let you do that... Luffy's my little brother !!

Blackbeard: But fate... Was kind to you ! Ace had been chasing me for what I did on Whitebeard's ship, and he was your brother ! When he learned I was going to kill you, he just couldn't retreat ! Get it ? If he let us go... Not only would he sully Whitebeard's name, but his little brother would be killed as well !

Van Augur: There are no coincidences, only fate. In other words...

Doc Q: Ahh... You really, have amazing luck... *Cough* !

Lafitte: Now that the captain has officially become a Shichibukai, we no longer need either of you alive.

Burgess: Uhahahaha !! Your brother put up a hell of a fight !!

Blackbeard: You should go visit his grave and say thanks ! If he didn't show up, you two would be the dead ones !

Luffy: ... ... THEN WHY DON'T YOU TRY ME NOW !!

Blackbeard: DOWAAAH !!

Van Augur: Captain !!

Blackbeard: GUWAAAAAH !!

Luffy: I WON'T LET ACE DIE !! GOMU GOMU... JET-

"Luffy ?!"

Luffy: GYAAAAAAHH !!

"Blood... But he's made of rubber..."

Luffy: Guh... Gomu Gomu..."

"Luffy, stop !! We've got higher priorities right now, remember ?! First we need to save Ace, then we'll beat the crap outta the one responsible for this whole situation !"

Luffy: NGUUUUUUUUH !!

Jinbe: Ever since he was on old man Whitebeard's ship, he's been a mysterious man !! I don't know what he's doing, but right now, he's strong enough to beat Ace !! Don't waste your time and energy here !! Letting your emotions get the best of you and fighting him isn't going to help Ace escape !!

Luffy: Haa... Haa...

Blackbeard: You're stronger than I thought... Your Haki is stronger than before, too.

Crocodile: You said you're "Blackbeard", right ? I heard that a no-name pirate from Whitebeard's crew took my place... isn't that strange ? Why are you here when the marine headquarters should have summoned you ? You've already thrown away the Shichibukai title you coveted.

Blackbeard: it's all part of my plan, though I've run into some snags. But I see no need to tell you about that, Mr.Crocodile.

Crocodile: No, I guess not... And frankly, i'm not interested.

Blackbeard: You've got no manners.

Prisoners: MAGELLAN IS HERE !! CHIEF WARDEN MAGELLAN !! THIS IS BAD !! QUICK, RUN AWAY !! TO LEVEL 3 !!

Blackbeard: Magellan... ?! So he finally shows up ?

Guards: Chief warden Magellan... ?! Thank god... !! the warden has arrived !!

"Shit... We were dawdling here for too long !! Luffy, get going already !! I don't think even a miracle could bring you back from a second dose of poison !!"

Prisoners: get upstairs !! To level 3 !! the bazooka squad's gone !! the path is open !!

Jinbe: We're lucky you broke through the defenses at the stairs.

Blackbeard: Zehahahaha ! Same here ! This panic is perfect for us !

*SCHBROOOOOOOM*

Prisoners: ANOTHER DEMON BEST GUARD !! IT'S THE MINOTAUR THIS TIME !!

Bonclay: EHHHH ?! Didn't we beat that guy ?!

Crocodile: He recovered, of course. That's an awakened Zoan fruit ability. Their have stupidly extreme stamina and resilience.

Bonclay: TH- THESE GUYS ATE DEVIL FRUITS ?!

Crocodile: if we keep wasting time, the three from before will be back up too.

Bonclay: EHHH ?!!

"But I think now's not the time to be afraid of them. We can take care of these just as easily as before, but... the real boss of hell is coming quickly..."

Guards: Chief warden Magellan !! We've received information that Blackbeard has appeared at the stairs to level3 on this floor... !!

Magellan: he should have run into Shiryu... Was he defeated ?

Intercom: This is the monitor room !!

Magellan: What's wrong ?

Guard: I- It's bad... ! The main video dendenmushi was taken out ! And the monitor system for the entire prison is down !! Furthermore, all communication lines to marine headquarters and the government have been cut !! We're completely cut off from- GUARG !

Magellan: hey ! What's wrong ?! What's going on over there ?! Who did this ?!

Shiryu: ... Don't tattle, or Magellan will come here...

Magellan: No response... Someone go confirm the situation ! We're in trouble here... If Blackbeard has arrived on this floor, that means he broke through the gates to level 2... !! We're not catching any breaks at all... ! A single rat has turned into this gigantic mess !!

Buggy/Three: TOTALLY, TOTALLY~... TOTALLY, TOTALLY~... YAAAAAY !! YEEHAWW, WE'RE LUUUCKY MEN~ !!

Buggy: ALRIGHT !! YOU BASTARDS !! TO LEVEL 1 !! AND NOW WE'RE HEADING OUT INTO THE SUN !!

Prisoners: UWOOOOOH, OUR BLESSED SAVIOR !! CAPTAIN BUGGY !!

Luffy: I'll definitely save Ace !!

Blackbeard: Zehahahaha... Yeah, I won't tell you that's impossible. Nothing is impossible in this world. The Sky island was real, right ? One Piece is the same ! It definitely exists !! ZEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !! LOOK FORWARD TO IT, YOU GUYS !! IN JUST A FEW SHORT HOURS, WE'LL PUT ON A SHOW THAT'LL SHAKE THE ENTIRE WORLD !! ZEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!

"... Forget him, Luffy. ONWARD !! TO LEVEL 3 !!"

Blackbeard: Zehahahahahaha... Wanna know the last thing Ace said to me ? "You're very lucky it was me you had to deal with. If you went after Luffy, you'd all get butchered down instantly".

"... I'm taking notes for later. Everyone will get what they deserve in the end. Fate or not."

Blackbeard: Zehahahahahaha, you'd better be careful, if you don't want a second one to get-

*F-TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Sadi-Chan: Mmm~ ! Help me ! Chief warden !! That Okama queen Mmm~ Got me !! So humiliating !! there's no point in living if I'm not dominating !!

Magellan: Sadi-Chan ! Get her down from there.

Guards: yes, right away.

Blackbeard: Zehahahaha... Are you Magellan... ?!

Magellan: ... Blackbeard ?

Blackbeard: Indeed !!

Blackbeard: Oh... GYAAAA, IT HURTS !! I'M SUFFERING !!

Magellan: I have no time to hear why you came here... !

Blackbeard: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH !! WHAT IS THIS... ?! POISON ?! DAMN IT !!

Magellan: Hannyabal... You stood your ground well. I'll take care of the rest, don't die on me. if you die here, who will succeed me once i'm gone ?

Magellan: ... ... ... STRAWHAAAAAAAAT !!

"Gh... That's Magellan !!"

Magellan: I WILL NEVER LET YOU OUT OF HERE !!