" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

"What is that ?"

Sanji: It's huge...

Yosaku: AGHHHHHH ! IT'S A SEA MONSTER !!!

Luffy: A cow ! It's soooo big !

Sanji: A cow that swims ? Isn't that just a hippo ?

Yosaku: WHAT'S A CREATURE LIKE THIS DOING IN EAST BLUE ! IT'S INCONCEIVABLE !!

"That's true, you usually find them on Grand Line only... Maybe that one got lost."

Yosaku: IT MUST WANT THE FOOD ! HURRY UP AND GIVE THE FOOD BEFORE IT OVERTURNS OUR SHIP !!

Luffy: What ?! GUM GUM PISTOL !!! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY FOOD !!

Yosaku: You did it, brother Luffy ! That was amazing !!

Momoo: MOOOOO !!!

Yosaku: Aghhhh ! It looks like you just made it angrier !!

Luffy: I'll sock it one more time then !

Sanji: YOU DUMBASSES ! DON'T JUST BEAT UP SOMETHING ONLY FOR BEING HUNGRY !! I'm sure it's injured somewhere so it can't find food on it's own. Isn't that right... ?

"Even if it wasn't the case, I'm pretty sure it is now, after Luffy..."

Sanji: Here, eat up... DIE !!!

Yosaku: WHAT WAS THAT ?!!

Sanji: That thing was about to eat me along the food. That's unforgivable.

Momoo: MOOOOOOOOOO !!

"Oh ? I think it's trying to sink us."

Luffy: Then I'll...

Sanji: Move over. I'll deal with it myself. COLLIER...

Sanji: Damn hippo...

Luffy: Whoa ! Alright, let's get back to lunch !

Sanji: That was a nice little exercise.

Yosaku: These people are insane...

"You tell me about it. Now to put that monster to good use."

Luffy: I can see Arlong Park !!

Momoo: Moo...

"Hey, don't get tired now, hippo, or you'll get another one."

Momoo: M- Mooo...

Yosaku: I changed my mind, you're definitely the insane one...

Luffy: Hey ! You're swimming the wrong way ! Turn to the left ! It's this building !!

Yosaku: We're gonna crash into the shore !! AGHHH !!

Zoro: Hmm ? What's that sound... ?

Villagers: Huh ? I think I just heard something really loud over by the port.

Yosaku: AGHHHH !!!

Luffy: Yahoo ! It's like we're really flying !

Sanji: That's because we WERE sent flying, you idiot !!

"Guys ? I'm afraid this boat is to heavy for me to keep flying. We're falling."

Yosaku: WE'RE GONNA CRAAAAAASH !!!

Zoro: The hell was that noise just now ? Did someone drop a bomb on this island or something ? Well, in any case, I have to hurry up or Usopp will be k-

Luffy: Oh ! Zoro !

Yosaku: Bro... !!

Zoro: THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ?!

Luffy: What do you mean ? We've obviously come to get Nami back. Haven't you found her yet ? Where's Usopp and Johnny ?

"You alright there Yosaku ?"

Zoro: Usopp ? Oh crap ! Now's not the time to be wasting time !

"Is something wrong ?"

Zoro: That idiot got himself caught by Arlong ! If we don't hurry up, he'll be k-

Johnny: HE WAS ALREADY KILLED !!

Zoro: ... Johnny ?

Johnny: It's too late... Brother Usopp... WAS MURDERED BY SISTER NAMI !!

Luffy: SAY IT ONE MORE TIME, AND I SWEAR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS !!

"Luffy, stop. Johnny's not the one at fault here."

Luffy: Well he's making up bullcrap !! THERE'S NO WAY THAT NAMI WOULD KILL USOPP ! WE'RE CREWMATES !!

Johnny: It's fine if you don't want to believe it... ! But I saw it with my own eyes... !

???: Just who did you call crewmates, Luffy ?

"Oh ? Here to see what could be left of us ? Nami ?"

Nami: What did you come to this island for ?

Luffy: What're you talking about ? Aren't we crewmates ? We've come for you, of course !

Nami: Well, you're nothing but nuisances. And "crewmates" ? Don't make me laugh. It was nothing but a stupid little cooperation.

Sanji: Na- Nami !! It's me ! Do you remember me ? Let's set sail together !

Zoro: Shut up ! Can't you see you're making things more complicated by butting in ?!

Sanji: What was that ? Don't you know Love is always a hurricane ?!!

Johnny: I TOLD YOU SO ! SHE'S A WITCH ! If it means she can get her hands on the treasure hidden in her village, she'll gladly join Arlong pirates and even kill ! She's a cold-blooded witch through and through ! You've all been deceived from the start ! And I swear I saw her stabbing Usopp !

Nami: So what ? Would you like and try to avenge him ? Let me tell you one thing. After the idiotic stunt that Zoro pulled, Arlong wants him and all his companions dead. No mater how monstrously strong you may all be, you're no match at all for the real monster.

Zoro: I couldn't care less about that. Where's Usopp ?

Nami: At the bottom of the sea.

Zoro: That's it, I've had enough of you !!

Sanji: And I've had enough of YOU !! Does a swordsman harm ladies as well, Roronoa Zoro ?

Zoro: The hell did you say ? Don't butt in when you don't know the first thing about anything !

Sanji: Heh... Aren't you quite irritable after your shameful loss.

Zoro: What ? Watch your mouth, punk. Or your head will go flying.

Sanji: I'd like to see you try, cripple.

Yosaku: This isn't the time to be bickering ! This is an emergency !

Nami: That's right ! If you're going to fight, why don't you do it somewhere else than this island ? I'd rather not have outsiders stick their noses in this island's affairs anymore ! Do you still not get it ?! I only stuck around you for the money ! And now that you don't even have a cent, I couldn't care less about you ! If it's about the ship, I'll give it back. So go find another navigator and go search for your little One Piece or whatever ! NOW GET OFF OF THIS ISLAND ! YOU'RE AN EYESORE !! Farewell.

Luffy: Nami...

"Um, Luffy ? What are you... ?"

Luffy: I'm gonna sleep.

Johnny: SLEEP ?! IN THIS EMERGENCY SITUATION ?! AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD ?!

Luffy: I don't feel like leaving this island yet. And I don't really care what's going on this island, either... And I'm sleepy. So I'm sleeping.

Nami: ... F- FINE, DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT ! YOU CAN ALL DIE FOR ALL I CARE !!

Johnny: You're all out of your minds ! It's just as that insane witch just said ! Brother Usopp's been killed, and Arlong's out to get us !

Yosaku: Just what reason do you have for staying on this island any longer ?! I, for once, believe in what Johnny said he saw !

Johnny: It's only been a short while, but I'm afraid this is where we must part. We have no desire to be hunted down and killed by Arlong.

Zoro: Fine.

Yosaku: May we meet again someday !

Johnny: Take care, brothers !

Zoro: You too !

"Well, I'm gonna stay here for a bit too. After all, it shouldn't be long before he finds us."

Zoro: Arlong ?

"Not exactly."

"Mh... There it is."

Luffy: What ?

"3..."

Sanji: Hey.

Zoro: What ?

"2..."

Sanji: You think Nami really killed long-nose ?

Zoro: Who knows ? Maybe after I called her "small-time", she got so pissed off that she really kill him.

"1..."

Sanji: Small time ?! NAMI'S BREASTS AREN'T SMALL TIME !

Zoro: Is that all you can care ab-

"... And 0. he was still alive, but you guys just killed him"

Luffy: USOPP ! DID NAMI DO THIS TO YOU ?!!

Sanji: Uh no, that was actually because of him and I.

Zoro: You mean just you.

Usopp: Ah, Luffy, Y/n ! You're here too ?

Sanji: I've decided to come along too. Nice to meet you.

Usopp: You... ! I'll kill you one of these days !! In any case, the problem is Nami. She saved my life. If you ask me, there must be some reason why she ended up joining the Arlong pirates !

???: It's useless. No matter what you do, you won't be able to change Arlong's rule.

Usopp: Nojiko.

"And who might she be ?"

Usopp: She's Nami's sister.

Sanji: N- N- Nami's sister ?! Well, it's no wonder why she's so beautiful then !!

Zoro: What do you mean, useless ?

Nojiko: Please don't involve yourselves with this village any further. I'll tell you all about how things got this way, so in return, I want you to just leave quietly.