" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

*The ship sails on. Today's climate is... *

"ACHOO !! It's freezing !!"

*... Winter. With a little spring from time to time.*

Luffy: There we go. Done ! The man who fell from the sky, Mr.Snowman !!

Usopp: Hahaha... Such childish snow games... Behold ! My masterpiece in snow art ! The snow queen !!

Luffy: Holy cow, that's amazing !! And you even made a king next to it !

Usopp: A king... ? I didn't..

"T- T- That's not an ice statue... Y- Y- Yet... That's j- j- just me..."

Zoro: Zzzz...

"H- H- How can he s- s- s- sleep so carelessly h- h- h- here... ?"

Luffy: SNOWMAN PUNCH !!

Usopp: The hell was that for ?!

Luffy: Gahhhh ! Mr.Snowman !!

Nami: Geez, how can those two be so lively when it's cold out ?

Sanji: Nami ! How much longer shall I continue my snow shoveling of love~ ?

Nami: Until it stops snowing, Sanji.

Sanji: Yes, ma'am~ !

9: hey you. Doesn't this ship have a heating system or something ?

Wednesday: It's really cold.

Nami: SHUT UP ! YOU'RE NOT HERE AS OUR GUESTS ! GO OUTSIDE AND HELP SHOVEL THE SNOW OR SOMETHING !!

Nami: Lightning... ?! Just what's going on with the climate here ?! It was clear and warm just a second ago... It's exactly as Crocus said. The seasons and climate here on Grand Lien are beyond messed up !

9: It seems you're underestimating Grand Line quite a bit. And you've left your rudder alone for awhile now, you sure that's alright ?

Nami: Awhile ? But I just checked our directi- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!

"W- W- What is it ?!!"

Sanji: What's the matter, my beloved Nami ?!

Nami: This can't be happening ! Turn the ship around 180 degrees ! Hurry !!

Usopp: 180 degrees ? Why are we turning back ?

Luffy: Did we forget something ?

Nami: No !! the ship turned ITSELF around and is now heading directly away from our destination ! I only took my eyes off of the Log Pose for a second and the waves were so calm too.. !

9: Looks like you've been played by the waves. Are you really a navigator ?

Wednesday: That's the kind of ocean this is. The wind, sky, waves, and even the clouds... You can't trust any of them. The only thing you can trust out here is in the direction your Log Pose points ! Do you understand ?

Nami: STOP ACTING SO HIGH AND MIGHTY AND START HELPING OUT !!

Nami: Catch the wind from the right side ! we'll use it to turn the ship around 180 degrees to the left !

Usopp: Got it !

Sanji: JUST LEAVE IT TO ME, NAMI !

Nami: And be quiet !!

9: What a violent woman...

"hey, wait ! The wind just changed !"

Nami: that can't be !

Wednesday: Ah, the first breeze of spring.

Nami: WHAT ?!!

Usopp: ZORO, WAKE UP ! WE'RE IN AN EMERGENCY !!

Zoro: Zzz.

Luffy: Hey, I see a dolphin jumping over there ! Let's go check it out !

Nami: YOU JUST STAY QUIET !!

Usopp: The waves are getting higher !!

Sanji: And now there's fog !!

"ICEBERG SPOTTED AT 10 O'CLOCK !!"

Nami: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS OCEAN !!

"EVERYTHING !! WHAT DO WE DO NOW ? WE JUST GRAZED THE ICEBERG !!"

Luffy: THERE'S WATER LEAKING IN THE LOWER DECK !!

Nami: HURRY UP AND SEAL IT UP THEN !!

Usopp: On it !!

Nami: The clouds are moving too fast !

"RAISE THE SAILS ! THE WINDS ARE TOO STRONG !!"

Sanji: Everyone eat up and energize !

Luffy: Got it !

Sanji: You're eating to much !!

Nami: Oh no !! THE SAIL'S TEARING !!

"WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LEAK ON THE LOWER DECK !!"

Usopp: DAMMIT !

Sanji: Nami, where's the compass pointing to now ?!

Nami: IT CHANGED AGAIN !!

Luffy: WHAAAAAT ?!!

Zoro: Yaaawwwnnn... Ah, that was a nice nap. Hm ? Hey, come on now. I know the weather's nice and warm but don't you think you're being a bit too lazy ? Are you sure we're going the right way ?

Everyone: 'You son of a...'

Zoro: And why are you two on our ship ?

9: YOU NOTICED NOW ?!!

Luffy: We're heading towards their town right now.

Zoro: What, so we're giving them a ride ? It's not like we're obligated to or anything.

"All those questions have a single answer... Luffy."

Zoro: Figures... But, there's something sinister about your faces... What did you say your names were again... ?

9: M... Mr.9...

Wednesday: And I'm Miss Wednesday

Zoro: Right... Something about those names have been bugging me ever since I heard them... I feel like I've heard it before... Or not... Well, in any case-

*BONK*

Nami: Did you have a NICE nap ?! You wouldn't wake up no matter how hard we tried... !

Zoro: Huh... ?

"3... 4... 5... And 6. I win, she hit him more than 5 times."

Usopp: Damn it.

Nami: DON'T LET YOUR GUARDS DOWN, EVERYONE !! YOU CAN NEVER EXPECT WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN OUT HERE ! I finally understand just how terrifying this ocean truly is, as well as why they call it "Grand Line" ! I UNDERSTAND BECAUSE ALL OF MY NAVIGATION SKILLS HAVE FAILED TO WORK !!

Usopp: Uhh... Are we gonna be fine ?

"Is South Blue worst than West Blue ?"

Usopp: I... Don't know ?

"there you go."

Nami: We'll be fine ! Things will work out one way or another. And as a proof of that, look ! The first step of our journey, is over.

Luffy: It's an island !! I see giant cacti !

"So THIS is Whiskey peak..."

9: Thank god we've arrived alive !Now then, we ask you to please drop us off here !

Wednesday: thank you for taking us here, my honeys ! If fate wills it, then let us meet again !

Both: Bye-Bye baby !

Nami: ...Huh ?

"And now they're gone... Just what is up with those two..."

Luffy: Forget about them !! prepare to land !!

Nami: There's a river up ahead. Looks like we can dock inland.

Usopp: T- There wouldn't be any monsters on this island now, right... ?!

Sanji: Considering this place is Grand Lien and all, I'd say there is a good possibility.

Luffy: Well, we can always run away if that's the case.

Nami: Wait just a second. Don't forget that we have to stay on this island for a certain amount of time;

Luffy: Why ?

"Weren't you listening, Luffy ? We have to record this island's magnetic field in the Log Pose, before moving on to the next. And since the recording time varies for each island... Well, I guess you got it by now."

Usopp: T- Then even if we come to a horrible monster-filled island that we want to run away from, it's possible that we'll have to stay on it for several days... ?!

Nami: That's about it, right.

Luffy: We'll worry about it when it happens. So let's just go already ! It'd be weird not to go in when there's a river waiting in front of us !

Nami: For you, maybe...

Zoro: No, what he says is right. There's no use in worrying about it so let's just go.

Sanji: I'll protect you, Nami !!

Usopp: H- H- Hey guys... listen... I uh... I think I've developed a Can't-enter-islands disease...

"Fine, let's go in then."

Usopp: I'm serious, guys, my can't-enter...

Nami: Ready ? Be prepared to fight or run at a moment's notice.

???: Huh, isn't that a pirate ship ?

???2: Hey ? You're right !

Zoro: ... I can hear people. But the fog's too thick to see them.

Usopp: People ?! You sure it's people ?!

???: Go tell the others ! Pirates are here !!

"Should we worry about that ?"

Crowd: WELCOME !! TO THE TOWN OF WELCOMING, WHISKEY PEAK !! PIRATES !! WELCOME TO OUR TOWN !! WELCOME TO GRAND LINE !!

Luffy: Oh ?

Usopp: Huh ? Not only are there no monsters, but there's people greeting us...

Sanji: What's going on... ?

"That was... probably the last thing I'd expected..."

Crowd: LONG LIVE THE BRAVE HEROES OF THE SEA !!

Sanji: T- There's a bunch of lovely ladies too !

Usopp: Talk about a warm welcome ! Looks like pirates really are the people's heroes !

Luffy: Yahoo !

Igarappoï: Welg- Ahem ! Ma-ma-maa~. Welcome. My name is Igarappoï. You may be a little shocked at the welcome, but this is Whiskey Peak, a town of liquor and music. Hospitality is our middle name. If it's fine liquor you want, we have an ocean's worth. So please, I cordially invite you to our banquet, and hope that you may entread- Ahem. Ma-ma-maaa~. Entreat us with tales of your adventures.

Luffy/Sanji/Usopp: GLADLY !!

Nami: The idiot trio... By the way, how long will it take for our Log to record this island's magnetic field ?

Igarappoï: Log ? Please put aside thinking of such weary matters for now and focus on resting from your journey ! Everyone ! Prepare the banquet !! And let us sing to our heart's content for these adventurers ! Alright, time for a party !!

*Clack clack clack clack...*