" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Usopp: And so I coolly said to him, "don't you dare lay a hand on my crewmates, you sea king bastards !"

Girls: THAT'S SOOOOOOO COOOOOOL, CAPTAIN USOPP !!

Usopp: Well, to be perfectly honest, even I trembled a little during our great escape from Calm Belt... Trembling with excitement, that is !

Zoro: Ahh !!

Guy: You... You win...

Crowd: AMAZING ! THIS MAN OUTDRANK 10 PEOPLE !!

Nami: ANOTHER ONE !!

Crowd: AND THIS LADY HERE OUTDRANK 12 PEOPLE ! WHAT A COUPLE OF HEAVY DRINKERS !!

Luffy: MORE !!

Cook: Please have mercy on me...

Crowd: HOLY MOLY ! HERE WE HAVE THEIR CAPTAIN WHO'S EATEN ENOUGH FOOD FOR 20 PEOPLE ! THE COOK JUST COLLAPSED !!

"Come on... So, do you call ?"

Guy: I... I do !! Now bestow this ! Full house, aces over kings !! What do you have to say against this ?!

"But one thing... ROYAL FLUSH, MOTHERFUCKER !!"

Guy: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH !!!

Crowd: IN... INCREDIBLE !! IT'S THE SEVENTH ONE HE BEAT !! ALL THE BEST GAMBLER ON THE ISLAND, DESTROYED !!

"So, if I noted this correctly, you owe me all of your money, your house, your pants, and your soul. Come back anytime !"

Guy: Guh...

Crowd: AND WOULD YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THIS LADY-KILLER ! HE4S FLIRTING WITH 20 WOMEN AT THE SAME TIME ALL BY HIMSELF ! WHAT A PIRATE CREW !!

Igarappoï: Hahahaha ! What a festib- Ahem ! Ma-Ma-Maa~, festive night this is ! Your enjoyment means The World to us ! Truly... It means the world...

9: Umm... And so... Although we were unsuccessful in our task to secure food for the town... to make us for our blunder, we have succeeded in... Luring those pirates to cactus island... Thus ends... Our report... Yours sincerely, baby.

9: Good... if we send this to the bossu, I'm sure we'll be cleared out of shame.

Wednesday: yes. So let's hurry up and put our report in the unluckies box. they'll be sure to deliver our report, directly to the boss...

Zoro: I can't drink... Anymore...

Crowd: OHHH ! AND HE GOES DOWN AGAINST HIS 13th OPPONENT ! BUT THIS GIRL'S ON HER 15th ! HER OPPONENT IS THE SISTER !!

Nami: J... eez... So pathetic, Zoro... Hic !

Sister: It'd be best for you to stop as well for your health's sake, you know ?

Luffy: Thanks for the meal... I can't eat anymore...

Nami: Hahahahahaha !! Hahahahaha !

Crowd: She's the type to laugh when drunk ! 3 COOKS HAVE COLLAPSED NOW !!

Cooks: We're no match for you...

Nami: Ah... Feels so good...

crowd: AND SHE'S DOWN !!

"I... I think I'm gonna take a little nap, too..."

Usopp: Ah, what a great town this is !

Sanji: This is surely heaven !

Igarappoï: Looks like they've fallen asleep, after all that partying... Sweet dreams, my fellow adventurers... Oh, how beautifully the cactus rocks are, as they dance again, beneath the moonlight tonight...

Wednesday: Quite the poet, aren't you ? Mr.8 ?

Igarappoï: Oh, it's you...

9: And what about them ?

Igarappoï: They've fallen deeply... To hell, that is...

*Igarappoï, A.K.A. Mr.8*

Sister: oh dear lord. Hic ! That bunch sure knows how to eat and drink. And I was only drinking sparkling barley tea... !

8: Miss Monday.

Monday: Is there really even a need to stage this whole welcoming party in the first place ? I mean, they're only a bunch of weak-looking brats... We should've just crushed them at the harbor. The town is short enough on food as it is already. And it's not like we an count on getting that whale meat either.

*Sister, A.K.A. Miss Monday*

Wednesday: Don't you talk that way about us !

9: That's right !we tried our best, you know !

8: Now, now. Just calm down for now and look at this. I've done my homework about this crew...

Wednesday/9/Monday: W... WHAT ?! TH... THIRTY MILLION BERRY ?! TWENTY-FIVE MILLION BERRY ?!

8To judge a pirate's strength from his appearances alone is quiet foolish, miss B- Ahem. Ma-Maa~, Miss Monday.

9: Them... ?!

Monday: My apologies...

8: But in any case... They're already out cold. This should make an excellent report for the boss. Now go confiscate any money or treasures on their ship and tie them all up. If we kill them, we'll lose 30% of the bounty money. The government would rather do public executions of criminals, after all.

Zoro: Sorry but... Would you mind letting those guys sleep for a bit longer ? they're all tired from the journey over here.

"And yet... Why'd you go and wake me up, Zoro... *Yaaaawn*"

Guy: M- Mr.8 ! Ms.Monday !! Some of their crew had escaped !!

8: Why you... ! Weren't you passed out cold after all that drinking just a moment ago... ?!

Zoro: A true swordsman, never allow alcohol to take control of himself.

"So, that's how it is ? This place is a den of bounty hunters, and you take advantage of the overconfident newbie pirates who've just entered Grand Line... How cute."

Zoro: Looks like there's about a 100 of you. You'll be a fine opponent for us, Baroque Works.

9: WHA ?! HOW DO YOU KNOW THE NAME OF OUR ORGANIZATION ?!!

Zoro: Back when I was in the same line of business as you, a certain organization tried to scout me but I refused, of course. An organization whose members don't know a thing about each other's real identities, and must refer each other by their codenames. And of course, the boss' location and identity are a mystery as well. A criminal organization that asks for complete obedience from its members: baroque Works. Heh... was that supposed to be a secret ?

"Don't we ALL have our own secrets ?"

8: This is quite a shock... But if he knows our secret, then we have no choice but to eliminate them... Tonight... Two more tombstones must be added to cactus rock... !

 8: KILL THEM- ?!

9: THEY'RE GONE !!

8: WHERE DID THEY GO ?!

"Such a mystery... Your thoughts on that one, Zoro ?"

Zoro: Dunno, but I'm pretty sure we can't be that far.

"Oh well. Shall we get things started ? Since Luffy's not here at the moment, it'll be lovely to be a little more... reckless here."

Millions: YOU BASTARDS !! SHOOT !!

"Shortcut."

8: YOU FOOLS ! THEY DISAPPEARED AGAIN ! THEY'RE TOO FAST ! HURRY UP AND KILL THEM ! They're only two of them-

"Here comes the dance~, sharpen your senses~, We're out for a trance~..."

9: W- Where is it coming from ?!!

"He asks me where I am, that fool~, Thinking I am but a mere tool~..."

Million: ARG !!

Wednesday: W- What ?! How did it happens ?!

Million: I don't know, he just fell !!

"After all, I'm the vice-captain~, my power is surely not plain~..."

"You set a foot into hell~, That for sure I can tell~..."

"You may think I'm a little sly~, But tonight..."

8: Guh...

"You're all going to die~."

Wednesday: Oh no... FIND HIM !! FIND HIM BEFORE- !!!

"Too laaaaaaaate~. Gaster... THUNDER !!"

Millions: GAAHARGGG !!!

Zoro: Hey... Are you sure, that you want to add only two tomstones tonight ?

Millions: THERE HE IS !!

8: S- STOP YOU FOOLS ! ARE YOU PLANNING TO SHOOT ME TOO ?!! I SAID STOP !!

"Whew... Who would've knew his saxophone was also a shotgun... ?"

Zoro: Talks about dangerous...

9: Well, it looks like, we'll have to deal with them personally.