" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Luffy: let's go !

Usopp: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!

Sanji: W- WHAT ?! WHAT'S GOING ON ? THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, LUFFY ?! HEY ! LET GO OF ME ! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA ?!!

Usopp: YOU'RE BREAKING MY NOSE !!

"Sail ?"

Zoro: Raised !

"Anchor ?"

Zoro: Lifted ! We're ready to take off at any moment now !

"Good ! Luffy went to retrieve the last two, so-"

Luffy: I brought the guys ! But they're still sleeping !

"No time to wake them up now ! Throw them onboard, we need to leave now !"

Nami: We can't look for him !!

Vivi: But I can't just leave him here...

"What's wrong ?"

Nami: She says her duck is missing and won't come even after whistling

!

"You mean that duck ?

Karoo: Quack !

Zoro: He was on the boat even before us.

Nami/Vivi: THAT'S where you were ?!

Vivi: Turn the boat around to head down this river and we should be able to reach the ocean ! We have to leave as quickly as possible !!

"We're off !!"

Luffy: hey, so how many guys are coming after us ?

Vivi: I can't say for sure. there's reportedly 2000 people working for Baroque Works, and towns like Whiskey Peak aren't uncommon either...

Nami: You mean we could have a 1000 people after us ?!

Vivi: It's possible considering how serious knowing the boss' real identity is...

"is the boss some kind of gay stripper with candyfloss hair ?"

Vivi: Uhhh... No... ? How did you think of that ?

"... How did I... ?"

???: How foolish... Thinking a decoy would work...

Sanji: WHAT'S GOING ON ?! WHY DID WE HAVE TO SET SAIL SO SOON ?! CAN'T WE STAY AT LEAST ONE MORE NIGHT ?! THEIR PARTY WAS A BLAST AND THEY HAVE SO MANY CUTE GIRLS !

Usopp: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU HAVE NO IDEA IF WE'LL EVER COME ACROSS A TOWN AS NICE AS THAT ONE ! So let's take things nice and easy ! We ARE pirates, you know ! I MEAN, THE SUN HASN'T EVEN RISEN YET !! COME ON, LET'S GO BACK !!

"I think we should explain them..."

Nami: Consider it done.

"You're giving a whole new meaning to the sentence 'pounding facts into your skulls', Nami..."

???: Be careful not to crash your ship into the rocks near the shore. And congratulation on your escape~.

Zoro: WHA ?!

???: What a nice ship this is.

"You have three seconds to decline your identity and the reason of your presence here. Any more and you're dust."

???: My, aren't you a lively one. I just wanted to tell Miss Wednesday, I met up with Mr.8 just a little while ago...

Vivi: Are you saying... It was you who did that to Igaram... ?!

Luffy: Hey ! Why are you on our ship anyways ?!!

Vivi: ... yes... WHAT ARE YOU DOING ALL THE WAY OUT THERE, MISS ALLSUNDAY !!

*Baroque Works vice-president, Miss Allsunday*

Nami: Who is it this time ?! Whose partner is she ?!

Vivi: She's Mr.0's partner... She's the only one who knows the boss' true identity, which is why Igaram and I tailed after her, to find out who the boss was as well !

Allsunday: Well technically, it was more like I LET you tail after me.

Luffy: Oh, so she's a good guy.

Vivi: I already knew that ! And I bet you're the one who told the boss that his identity was leaked !!

Luffy: Oh, so she's a bad guy !

"That doesn't make any sense... You purposely let them follow you, endanger the boss' identity... What exactly is your objective ?"

Allsunday: Now, now... No need to get so worked up. I only let you follow me because you looked so desperate... And it was just too amusing to observe, a single princess who foolishly thinks she can take on the entire Baroque Works organization and save her kingdom...

Igaram: Take care, and may we meet again in our homeland.

Vivi: DON'T YOU UNDERESTIMATE ME !!

Usopp: Hey... Do you understand what's going on... ?

Sanji: No... But what I do know for sure, is that this woman's a threat to my lovely miss Wednesday !

"Don't you dare move a finger, it's a real pain to swipe ashes from the deck."

Allsunday: ... Would you please mind, not pointing such dangerous weapons at me ?

Zoro: WHAT ?!

Vivi: IT'S A DEVIL FRUIT !!

Luffy: OHHH ?!

"What kind of ability is that... ?"

Sanji: Whoa ! Looking again, she's a real beauty !!

Allsunday: Fufufu... No need to get so riled up. I haven't come here on any orders nor do I have any reasons for fighting you people.

Allsunday: So you're the captain of the strawhat pirates, Monkey D. Luffy.

Luffy: AH ! GIMME BACK MY HAT ! SO YOU ARE TRYING TO PICK A FIGHT WITH US, ARE YOU NOW ?! I'VE NOW DECIDED TO SE YOU AS MY ENEMY SO COME AT ME !!!

Allsunday: How unfortunate.. Small-time pirates having to look after a princess targeted by the entire Baroque Works organization... And a lone princess having to entrust herself to a few small-time pirates... But above all, how unfortunate your route pointed out by your Log is... The name of the next place on your journey, is "Little Garden". Even if I weren't to lay a single finger on you, it's more than likely than you'd still never reach Alabasta... Without even meet Crocodile, the curtains will close on your mission and lives.

Luffy: AS IF WE'D JUST ROLL OVER AND DIE ! NOW GIMME BACK MY HAT !!

Usopp: YEAH, HOW DARE YOU ! Y- YOU BIG MEANIE !

Zoro: How old are you ?

Allsunday: Enough howling, anyone could put up a brave front. Yet to know of the difficulty that lies ahead and still rush in is an act fit for only fools.

"... Is that an Eternal Pose ? Why'd you give it to us ?"

Allsunday: You'll be able to skip right over your future troubles with that. The needle of that Log points to an obscure uninhabited island located right before Alabasta. Moreover, the route you'll be navigating on is unknown to Baroque Works so you won't be followed by anyone either.

Nami: What ? Is she not a bad person then ?

Vivi: W- Why would you give us such a thing ?!

Zoro: It's probably a trap.

Allsunday: Oh, I wonder about that...

"Enough with that crap."

*SCHKLING*

Nami: YOU FREAKING IDIOT !! SHE CAME OUT ALL THE WAY HERE TO TEACH US THE SAFEST ROUTE TO ALABASTA ! what are you going to do if she does turn out to be a good person ?!!

"Oh, I'm sure she really was trying to help us, I believe her on that point..."

"But... Don't you dare think, that someone like you has the right to choose the path we're gonna follow."

Allsunday: I see. How unfortunate... Well, maybe it's not just a facade, after all... Let us meet again soon if you survive.

"Get out of that ship."

Vivi: That woman... ! I don't have the faintest idea what she's really planning !

Nami: Then it's a waste of time and effort to think about it.

Zoro: We've got incomprehensible people like her onboard too, you know.

Usopp: hey ! Explain the situation to us !

Sanji: Will miss Wednesday be joining our crew ?

Usopp: I said explain what's going on already ! Whoa ! We have an ostrich on our ship !

Karoo: Quack !

Vivi: Are you really alright with me riding on your ship... ? I may be just putting all of you into danger...

Nami: Oh please. It's already YOUR fault that they found out about us and how we look like ! If you didn't want to start trouble, then you should've done so to begin with !

Vivi: I... I'm sorry.

Nami: Right, Luffy ?

Luffy: IT'S MORNING !! SANJI, TIME FOR BREAKFAST !!

Vivi: Looks like he doesn't care.

Nami: Now then... Since the sun is up, let's set sail !

"..."

Nami: Hey, Y/n... Y/nnnn... Y/N, OVER THERE, STUPID !!

"... Uh ? Yeah, what ?"

Nami: She's gone now, you don't need to keep your guard up like that.

"Yeah, you're right... I was just... Thinking, that's all."

Nami: About what ?

"Nothing important... Just a weird sense of... Déjà-vu... Nothing to worry about."

Usopp: Hello ? Anybody listening ? Could reaaaally use an explanation over here !

Sanji: Miss Wednesday ! Might you be acquainted with that gorgeous lady just now~ ?

Allsunday: First up is "Little Garden". This should be interesting.