" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Brogy: OHHHHHHHHH !! OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHH !!!

Nami: Even his crying is ear-splitting energetic !

Zoro: It's like looking at a waterfall !

Luffy: Hey, look ! You can see a rainbow behind him !

"Someone, make it stop, by any mean !!"

Karoo: Quack !

Vivi: My ears...

Usopp: I understand COMPLETELY, Master Brogy !!

Brogy: UOHHHHHH OHHHHHHH !!

Dorry: Seems like I've passed out for a bit...

Vivi: MR.DORRY !!

"How the hell is that even possible ?!"

Dorry: It's most likely, because of our weapons...

Usopp: The weapons... ?! Ah ! That's right ! Even Elbaf's weapons couldn't withstand a duel between two giants going on for a hundred years...

"Unbelievable... It's truly a miracle..."

Brogy: GABABABABA !! THANK GOD YOU'VE SURVIVED, MY DEAREST FRIEND ! GABABABABA !!

Dorry: Don't squeeze me so much Brogy, you're hurting my wounds... Gegyagyagya...

Zoro: A miracle ? It's only expected... If anything, it's a miracle those weapons still look like weapons even after 100 years of constant usage. Not to mention the wielders themselves still wanting to fight after so long...

Brogy: WHAT A SPLENDID DAY THIS IS ! LET US THANK THE GODS OF ELBAF !!

Dorry: Ha ! Are you that happy about finally landing a blow on me, and making me pass out ?

Brogy: You know that's not the reason, you big ol' fool !

Dorry: OW ! Stop touching my wounds !

Brogy: You intend to start something ?!

Dorry: I intend to crush you flat, alright !

Nami: WHY ARE YOU STARTING A FIGHT ALREADY ?!!

Brogy: Gabababa !! You little ones really helped us out back there. If there's anything we can do to thank you...

Dorry: Gegyagyagya ! I had completely forgotten about the bounties placed on our heads !

Vivi: But even so... It's originally my fault, that those agents came to this island... Oww !!

Nami: Don't say that !

Luffy: Why the long face, Vivi ? Wanna eat some crackers ?

"And where did you get those from ?"

Usopp: That painter girl from earlier left them here. Want some ?

Nami: See, nobody here blames you for anything.

Luffy: Alright ! Time for a party !

Usopp: Yeah, let's get this party started ! Take it all off, Nami !

*SQUIRT*

Usopp: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!

Luffy: Ahahaha ! Your eyeballs are on fire, Usopp !

"Idiots..."

Luffy: One more time, one more time !

Zoro: We're in serious trouble is we have to wait for a full year for the Log to record.

Nami: Exactly ! This is no laughing matter.

Sanji: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !! NAMI !! VIVI !! And the rest too. Thank god you're all safe !!

Luffy: Hey, Sanji !

"He shows up now..."

Sanji: THE HELL IS THAT ?! ARE YOU MR.3 ?!

Nami: Huh ? How do you know about that ?

Sanji: OH MY ! Electrifying as always, Nami !!

"So let me get this straight. Just a moment ago... You were talking... With Crocodile himself ?!!"

Sanji: Yeah, I guess. It seems he mistook me for Mr.3.

"And now he thinks that we're all dead..."

Sanji: yeah, or at least, that's what I told him.

Usopp: Just when we FINALLY throw off our pursuers, we cant even step a FOOT off of this island !

Sanji: What ? Do we still have unfinished business here or something ? I mean, I managed to get this from them and all...

"AN ETERNAL POSE TO ALABASTA ?!!"

Luffy: HAHA ! WE CAN SET SAIL !!

Vivi: Thank you so much, Sanji !! I was so worried over what to do !

Sanji: Y- You're welcome... Deheh. I didn't think it'd make you this happy...

Luffy: Alright guys ! Time for a party !!

Usopp: Luffy ! This ain't gonna be much of a party if we've only got 3 crackers left !

Nami: This isn't the time for that. It's time to set sail, captain ! We can't just loiter around here forever !

Sanji: Ah, that's right. You haven't forgotten about our hunting contest, have you ?

Zoro: Hm ? Oh, I'm sure I've won that. I caught a rhino 'bout thiiiiiis big.

"A rhino ? Can you even eat that thing ?"

Brogy: 'Hunting..."

Dorry: 'Contest... ?"

Luffy: Alright then, Mr.Giants ! We'll be taking off now !

Brogy: I see... Busy lil' buggers, aren't you ?

Dorry: It's a shame, but we won't ask you to stay longer. I hope your country's safe, girl.

Luffy: See ya then ! Don't die anymore !

Sanji: Just you wait, my catch is definitely bigger.

Zoro: Sure it is...

"Can't you two think of something else, for once ?"

Usopp: Master ! I'll go to Elbaf for sure one day !

Brogy: Our friends are setting sail...

Dorry: Well, can't leave them to fend for themselves. That monster lives in the seas to the West.

Brogy: Dorry, how're your wounds ?

Dorry: Hmph, it's nothing serious.

Brogy: I guess this is it for my axe and your sword, isn't it...

Dorry: having trouble letting go ?

Brogy: 'Course I do. This is the axe I've fought with for over a hundred years. But even so... If it's for their sake, I have no regrets !

Dorry: Then it's decided.

Sanji: Look ! My lizard is CLEARLY bigger !

Zoro: Are your eyes just for show or something ? The bigger animal is MY rhino !

Luffy: Who cares, they both look pretty tasty to me.

Both: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS !!

Nami: How long are you two going to bicker ? We can't even carry all that much meat. Just pack up as much as we need and let's go already ! It's time to set sail !

Sanji: As you wish, Nami !

Zoro: Hey, mine's clearly bigger, right ?

"Don't know, don't care, don't mind. Let's just call it a draw."

Zoro: There's NO DRAW in a contest !

Nami: if we sail straight from here, we should be able to exit on the western side of the island.

Luffy: Do you think we should've packed some more of that meat ?

"There's no way we'd be able to preserve any more than this. Are you trying to sink the ship ?"

Luffy: Ah ! It's the giants ! They've come to see us off !

Brogy: ... The most important reason why all the little ones who come to this island, do not reach the next island lies straight ahead.

"What ?"

Dorry: You all risked your lives so that our pride can remain untarnished. Thus, in return, no matter the foe... We must not let your flag of pride be tarnished either !

Brogy: trust in us and sail straight ahead ! No matter what happens, sail only straight ahead !

Luffy: Got it !

Zoro: What're they...

Luffy: Sail straight ahead !

Dorry: Farewell. Let us meet again, one day in the future.

Nami: LOOK ! Up ahead !!

"I don't think I even want to know what this is !"

Dorry: So you've come, "Island-devourer".

Brogy: In the name of Elbaf, we vow to clear a path !

"I DIDN'T WANTED TO KNOW I DIDN'T WANTED TO KNOW !!"

Luffy: What IS that thing ?!

Nami: GRAB THE HELM OR WE'RE GOING TO BE SWALLOWED ALIVE !

"... Again..."

Usopp: What in the world... is that a giant goldfish ?! A giant goldfish... ? I feel like I've heard of that before...

Nami: Usopp ! Hurry !

Usopp; I... I won't ! We'll be going straight ahead ! R- Right Luffy ?

Luffy: Yup, you bet.

Nami: Don't be ridiculous ! This is completely different than getting swallowed by Laboon !

"Take the last cracker and brace yourself, you'll need it."

Nami: I don't NEED any cracker ! If we don't turn the ship around this instant, we'll-

Zoro: Nami, give it up already.

Sanji: Luffy ! You sure those giants are trust-worthy, right ?

Luffy Yup.

Vivi: Are you serious ?! We're really going to sail straight into that monster ?!

"It's too late anyways, so might as well go for it ! All sails raised, straight ahead !

Nami: KYAAAAAA !!

Dorry: Well, well, well. haven't you grown quite a bit, Island-devourer ?

Brogy: The most annoying thing isn't the size of this goldfish.. But rather the size of the feces it craps out after swallowing islands whole ! Feces enormous enough to be called "Vacant islands".

Dorry: Gegyagyagya... I still remember the time we landed on it, mistaking it for dry land... !

Brogy: Yes, those fond days of adventure... the memories come flooding back when I look at them... !

Nami: GYAAAAAH !!

Dorry: Only the "great serpent soaked in blood" can withstand our attacks !

Brogy: Behold the mightiest spear of we giants of Elbaf !

Usopp: STRAIGHT AHEAD ! STRAIGHT AHEAD !

Nami: What're you screaming for ! We've already been swallowed alive !

Luffy: STRAIGHT AHEAD ! STRAIGHT AHEAD !

"... BLASTING THE WHOLE THING IN 3, 2-"

Luffy: WOOHOO ! WE'RE FLYING !!

"... That wasn't my doing... DON'T TURN BACK NOW ! FLY STRAIGHT AHEAD !!"

Luffy: They're just so freakin' big !

Usopp: They cut... The ocean itself... So this is *Sob* The power of Elbaf's warriors... ! ABSOLUTELY STUNNING !!!

Dorry/Brogy: GO NOW !! GEGYAGYAGYAGYA ! GABABABABA !!

Usopp: Guys listen ! One day ! I swear ! I'll visit Elbaf and the village of warriors !!

Luffy: Alright Usopp ! We'll go for sure one day ! To the home of those giants ! El~ Baf Baf~ Eeehhhl~ Baaaahhffffff~Where everyone is gigantic~ 'Cause they're giants~ !

Nami: Aren't those two lively...

"Considering what we just went through, can't really blame them."

Nami: I don't know about you guys, but I feel exhausted from all that earlier... Can you keep an eye on the Eternal Pose ?

Vivi: ... ...

"Come on, don't be so depressed, we're finally going straight for Alabasta after all."

Nami: Well, that's only IF there's no further trouble...

Vivi: yes... I have to return no matter what... After all, I finally found a way to save Alabasta...

Igaram: You are the only one who can accomplish this, princess ! Presently, the people have lost faith in your father, the king... ! There is no other way to quell this rebellion, than to tell the people the truth directly from your mouth ! So you absolutely must not die ! No matter how many people sacrifice themselves for you... No matter how many people must you betray, you must survive at all costs ! The path ahead of you is surely a most difficult one, and so I ask, are you prepared to not let yourself perish ?

Vivi: I have to survive, and return to Alabasta... !

Sanji: No need to restrain yourself, Vivi. Because I'll be by your side ! Now how would you like some petits fours as today's snack ? For drinks, we have coffee or tea...

"Sanji..."

Sanji: Your shares are in the kitchen.

Usopp/Luffy: WOOHOO !!

Zoro: 2603... ! 2604... ! If only I could have cut that "candle-wax", then there wouldn't have been any trouble. Still weak... Must get... Stronger... So I can even cut through iron ! And give me back my dumbbells !!

"And I ordered you to NOT move around too much while you were recovering. I'll give it back once you stop bleeding.

Nami: Sorry, Vivi... I'm going to take a little... break...

Vivi: It's fine. I'll be keeping a close eye on the Pose. So just go to your room and take a nice r-

*Thud*

Vivi: Wha- EVERYONE ! IT'S AN EMERGENCY ! NAMI'S FALLEN DOWN, WITH AN EXTREMELY HIGH FEVER... !!!