" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Sanji: IZ NABI GUNNA DIE ?! WELL ?! IZ SHE, BIBI ?!!

"Keep it down; I know you're worried, like all of us. But first, panicking won't get us anywhere, and second, it can't be good for someone sick already."

Vivi: It must be from the climate change... The one obstacle that everyone who enters Grand Line will crash into sooner or later, is sickness caused by abnormal climate. No matter how famous or strong of a pirate you are, helplessly dying at the hands of such illness is a common occurrence here in Grand Line. Even the slightest symptoms can lead to death if ignored.

"If only it could be that simple... If those symptoms really were caused solely by the climate, then how do you explain she is on the verge of passing out while every single one of us is perfectly fine ? As long as I'm concerned, we all got through the same things, so why ?"

Sanji: I'm afraid of what you're about to say, but at the same time I want to know what you're on about...

"What I'm trying to say here, is that this might be way more than just some fever..."

Vivi: You mean...

"Yes... I'm afraid this is the Coronaviru-"

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

"Yes, I'm afraid this may be some kind of infectious disease after all..."

Vivi: Isn't there anyone on this ship with some medical knowledge ?!

Luffy: Oh I'm sure she'll get better if she just eats some meat ! Right, Sanji ?!

Sanji: Well, I obviously plan on giving her nutritious meals that are easy enough to digest even for a sick person, but... Even all that only goes so far as to be called "nursing". It may not actually cure her.

"So there's no discussion, we need to find a doctor."

Sanji: And in the first place, when it comes to preparing meals for Nami and Vivi, I put in 100 times more effort than for the rest of you lot. I only use the freshest meats and vegetables to cook a perfectly balanced meal for them. The leftover scraps and ingredients on the verge of spoiling are then given to you...

"See, this is a piece of information I could've easily live without. That's not how gender equality works..."

Luffy: Even so, it still tastes great ! Ahahaha !

Sanji: In any case, as long as I'm the chef of this ship, there won't be any troubles related to malnutrition or such. So if someone is still sick, then that's because of a completely different illness.

"And unless we know what is is, there's no way we could provide an effective treatment."

Vivi: F- Forty degrees ?! Her fever rose again !

Usopp: There should be doctors in Alabasta, right ? Just how much longer until we get there, Vivi ?

Vivi: ... I don't know, but it'll definitely be more than a week.

Luffy: is being sick really that painful ?

Usopp/Sanji: Dunno, can't say I've ever been sick myself.

Vivi: ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN HUMAN ?!!

"Luffy, a 40 degree fever is far from laughing matter. In fact, staying in that state is putting her life on the balance !"

All three: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!

Luffy: WILL SHE DIE ?!!

Sanji: PREEZ DUN' DIE DABIIIIIIII !! (Please don't die, Nami.)

Usopp: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Karoo: QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK !!!

"Stop making such a fuss and shut up !!"

Luffy: WE HAVE TO GO FIND A DOCTOR AND SAVE NAMI RIGHT AWAY !!

"I know that ! Just calm down or you might make everything worse."

Nami: ... no.

Vivi: Hm ?! Nami ?!

Luffy: YIPEE ! SHE GOT BETTER !!

"No she didn't !!"

Nami: There's a newspaper, on top of my desk...

Zoro: ... Hmm... All clear, nothing to worry about.

Vivi: WHA- ?!!

"Alright, what level of bad news are we on about here ?"

Vivi: That can't be... 300.000 soldiers of the royal armed forces switched sides to join the rebels ?! Originally, the 600.000 strong royal armed forces could contain the rebels who were only 400.000 strong... But now the situation is completely opposite !

Nami: With that, the situation in Alabasta has entered its most critical phase... And that was the paper from 3 days ago. Sorry for not showing it to you until now, I didn't want to worry you any further since we were already sailing as fast as we could.

"Speaking of sailing, since Nami is here, as well as Sanji, Usopp, Vivi, Luffy and even me... Then, who exactly is piloting the ship right now... ?"

Luffy: ...

Nami: ...

Everyone: ...

Nami: WHAT WERE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT !!

Zoro: What do you mean "what" ? The ship's still heading straight.

"Yes, but you still need to look at the log's needle !"

Zoro: I can still tell the direction just fine since we're heading for that big cloud over there...

Nami: CLOUDS CAN MOVE AND CHANGE SHAPE, YOU KNOW !! Uhh... My head hurts...

Zoro: That's why you should go get some sleep while I take care of things.

"Correction, while we take care of things, and you... Do whatever kind of workout you want."

Nami: ... the atmosphere... Changed... Call everyone here, will you ?

"Fine. Everyone on deck right now !! take the helm and steer for South !"

Sanji: Calm down, alright ?

"Nami's orders !"

Sanji: STOP SLACKING AND GET TO WORK EVERYONE !!

"Lower the sails so we can catch wind from portside !"

Luffy: Got it !

"The seas are calm and the weather looks clear... is there really a problem ?"

Nami: I have a feeling... That there's going to be strong wind coming from ahead. Probably...

Luffy: HHHOOOOT !! HOT !! We REALLY do need to land and take you to a doctor!

Nami: That's just my normal temperature ! Now stop wasting time and get the ropes !

Sanji: Nami, I know this is all for Vivi's sake and all, but you really shouldn't be pushing yourself too much...

Nami: I told you I'm fine !

Usopp: Nami, I think you oughta-

Nami: JUST BE QUIET AND TURN THE SHIP AROUND ALREADY !!

"..."

Nami: You got something to say too ?

"A few things actually, but I'll wait."

Nami: Jeez...

Vivi: I have a request to ask all of you. I know that it's not my place to make such demands since you've already let me on this boat and all... But with the emerging crisis in my country, I want to go there as son as possible. Not even a single moment can be spared anymore ! That's why... I ask for this ship to head for Alabasta, at the fastest speed !!

Nami: Of course ! Just like we promised !

Vivi: ... Thus, we need to find an island with a doctor immediately ! We have to see to it that Nami gets better as fast as possible, and then head for Alabasta ! That'll be the only way this ship can sail at the fastest speed, right ?!

Luffy: You bet ! Can't get any faster than that !

"You know, you actually had us worried for a moment there. Isn't the princess worried about a million lives ?"

Vivi: Of course ! That's why we NEED to get Nami a doctor as quickly as possible !

Sanji: Well said, Vivi ! I've fallen for you all over again !

Zoro: I like your guts.

Vivi: I'm sorry for making you worry, but please don't overexert yourself, Nami... !

Nami: Sorry... Vivi... But I think... I'm really...

Luffy: AHHH ! WHAT IS THAAAAT ?!!

"It's a cyclone. Any other ways we could encounter MORE problems ? Come on."

Sanji: Ah ! Nami, hang in there !!

Usopp: IT'S HUUUGE !!

Vivi: Wait a minute... That direction is...

"Exactly where we were headed just until a moment ago..."

Luffy: If we had sailed straight, we'd have crashed right into it by now ! Talk about a close call !

Vivi: ... I've never seen such a navigator...

"Alright, not time to rest now ! Keep heading south to find a doctor !!"

Everyone: RIGHT !!

Sanji: Vivi, what do we do ?! Nami's fever isn't going down !!

Vivi: Sanji ! Karoo ! You have to be quiet !

"Hm ? This is weird..."

Luffy: Did you find a doctor ?!

Usopp: Of course not, you idiot !

"I think the odds of it being a doctor are pretty low, but... guys, do you think a person could stand on top of the sea... ?"