" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

"Do you think a person could stand on top of the sea ?"

Usopp: The heck you're talking about, Y/n ?

"Well then, mind explaining this ?"

Luffy: Huh ?

???: ... Quite cold today, isn't it ?

Luffy: ... Yeah it IS pretty cold today.

Usopp: You kidding ? It's freezing !

???: Is that so ?

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???: RAISE THE SHIP ! INCREASE BUOYANCY !

Luffy: WHAT'S THAT ?! A WATERMELON ?!

"You're kidding me... A freaking SUBMARINE ?!!"

Zoro: Is this thing a ship... ?!

???: MAHAHAHAHAHA !! SURPRISED ?! HAS MY SUBMERSIBLE AMBUSH-SHIP "TIN CAN KING" LEFT YOU SPEECHLESS ?!!

Usopp: OH CRAP ! A pirate ship ?!

"And that answer the question."

Zoro: What question ?

"What could probably go even worse ?"

Sanji: Vivi, I'll leave her with you for now !

Vivi: OK !

Sanji: What's going on out there ?! Well ? What's going on... ?

"Well, as you can see, we kind of were ambushed, and we're currently under attack."

Sanji: Yeah, that's what I figured... From the looks of it...

Luffy: We're in a real hurry, you know.

???: Hmm... That makes 5 people in total... There can't be only 5 people on this ship...

Wapol: Well, whatever. Let me ask you something...

*Tin Can King pirates captain. "Tin-Plate Wapol".*

Luffy: The hell ?! He ate through that knife whole !

"Talk about being omnivorous..."

Usopp: Ack ! It hurts just looking at it !

Wapol: We wish to head for Drum kingdom. Do you happen to have an Eternal Pose or even a Log Pose on you ?

Sanji: No... And we've never even heard of that place before...

"So now, mind go away ?"

Wapol: Oh, there's no meed to rush through life like that... Well, if you don't have it, then I might as well take all your treasures and your ship instead.

Luffy: Wait what ?!

Wapol: But hold on, I'm feeling a bit peckish...

Usopp: WHAT THE HELL, IS WITH THIS DUDE ?!!

Luffy: STOP EATING OUR SHIP !!

Wapol: Ohh ! What a yummy-looking anchor rope !

Soldier: Don't you dare move ! His highness is in the middle of his meal !

Luffy: SHADDUP !! *BONK*

Soldiers: HE'S RESISTING ! SHOOT !!

"I wonder why we didn't start by doing that."

Zoro: Beats me.

Sanji: So can I beat their asses now ?

Usopp: W- Wait !! I'm sure we can talk this out !!

Vivi: Gunshots ?! Karoo! Keep a close eye on Nami ! I'll be back right away !

Sanji: You oughta learn some manners... RECEPTION !

Zoro: Hmph. All talk and nothing to show for...

https://youtu.be/T8Eu15L3mdE

"Maybe we should sink their ship, for good measure."

Soldiers: Sir, these pirates are... !!

Wapol: This ship ain't bad...

Luffy: AHHH ! STILL TRYING TO EAT OUR SHIP ?! HEY YOU !!

Wapol: Hm ?

Soldiers: HAHAHA ! That idiot thinks he can fight his majesty ! He'll be eaten alive by the power of the "Baku-Baku fruit" !!

But he somehow couldn't close his mouth.

Wapol: Ha ?! Ha hahehe ? (What happened ?)

"Good ol' stick trick, always so reliable. Luffy, mind explaining to that big-mouthed bastard how much he's not welcome here ?"

Luffy: Oh yeah ! Gum-Gum...

Luffy: GET OFF OF MY SHIP !!

*Ting*

Soldiers: Your majesty... ?

Luffy: You think if we dumped a bucket of water on her, her fever might go down... ?

Sanji: ARE YOU RETARDED ?!! Damn it... The sun's already going down for the day, Vivi.

Vivi: Right... I guess we better drop the anchor for the night then. Without Nami's navigational senses, sailing in the night is too dangerous...

Usopp: I still want to know what the hell all that was about...

"About what ?"

Usopp: You know, those guys from yesterday. I mean, I've never even heard of a pirate called Wapol. But he had a ship that no mere no-name could get !

"... Don't pay attention to him. It's probably nothing important..."

Chess: YOUR MAJESTY ! THIS IS EXTREMELY BAD ! HIS MAJESTY WAS FLUNG INTO THE OCEAN !

Kuromarimo: CRAAAAAAAAAAP ! AND HE CAN'T SWIM EITHER !! BACK TO THE SHIP EVERYONE ! IF WE DON'T GO RESCUE HIM, HE'LL DROWN FOR SURE !!

Chess: AND AS FOR YOU SCUM ! WE'LL HAVE OUR REVENGE ONE DAY !

Kuromarimo: REMEMBER US ! Don't forget it !! Please remember us !! Pleaaase !

"Bunch of idiots. It's not like we're gonna see them ever again, right ? RIGHT ?"

Usopp: Who're you talking to ?

"Just God. More importantly, is it only me, or has the cold been rather constant lately ?"

Usopp: Yeah, now that you mention it. It's probably just another bizarre aspect of Grand Line...

Vivi: No, it's proof that we're close to an island. Watch carefully for land on the horizon. There must be a "Winter island" nearby.

Usopp: Winter island ?

"You want the short explaining, or the long one ?"

Usopp: Short one.

"The islands of Grand Line can be roughly classified into 4 categories depending on their climates: Spring, summer, autumn, and winter islands. And just to make things easier, each category also has 4 different seasons. So, from summer on summer islands, to winter on winter islands, navigating Grand Line requires to endure 16 distinct seasons. And that's without all the exceptions of course."

Usopp: So the chaotic climate of Grand Line, is because of all the different islands' climates clashing together ?

"Yep. So a stable weather is often a sign for a nearby island. And just to prove it..."

Luffy: LAND ?!! Nami, did you hear that ! It's an island ! Now we can get you all better ! ... ... ... ...

Zoro: Just go outside and look...

Luffy: WHOAAAAAAAAA ! IT'S AN ISLAND !! It's so white ! It must be snow ! A snow island !

Sanji: Luffy ! Let me just say now that we can't afford to go on an adventure this time. Once we get a doctor to treat Nami, we're leaving right away.

"Too late, he's already off in his own little world."

Luffy: Snow is so fun...

Usopp: Hold on a moment... is that island gonna be safe ? If there's snow, couldn't there be snow monsters or something ?! There might not even be any humans living on it !! Oh no ! My can't-enter-island disease is acting up again !!

Luffy: I like snow 'cause it's white.

"Well, get ready to dock, guys."

"I think I can see something on top of those mountains..."

Luffy: So much snow... I'm so happy...

Usopp: Aren't you cold wearing only that ?

Vivi: It's -10 degrees, cold enough for a bear to begin hibernating.

Luffy: Huh ? Ah... BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!

All: Could you BE ANY SLOWER ?!

Vivi: A melt water waterfall... We should be able to dock our ship around here.

Zoro: So, who's going to look for a doctor ?

"Shouldn't we start by seeing if this island is actually inhabited ?"

Luffy: I'll go !

Sanji: ME TOO !!

Usopp: Yes, go forth, my comrades !

???: Stop right there, pirates !

"Our first interrogation just resolved itself. There ARE people on this island."

Usopp: yeah, but judging from the mood, this doesn't look so good...

Dolton: You will turn around immediately, and leave this island at once.

Luffy: Wait ! We've come here for a doctor !

Vivi: We have a sick person on board !!

Crowd: THOSE LIES WON'T WORK ON US, PIRATE SCUM !! This is OUR country and we won't let no stinking pirates run amok on it ! Now pull your anchor back up and beat it ! Or else we'll MAKE you leave !

Sanji: Whoo... Talk about a bad first impression...

Crowd: DON'T TALK BACK AT US !!

*BANG*

Usopp: THEY OPENED FIRE !

Sanji: Now you've done it...

Vivi: Sanji, no !

Luffy: VIVI ! HOW DARE YOU !!

Crowd: PREPARE TO SHOOT !

"... So... You have chosen... Death."

Vivi: NO, WAIT !! This isn't a problem you can solve by fighting ! You don't have to worry about me, the bullet only grazed my arm !!

Vivi: I beg of you ! We promise not to set foot on your country... So could you please just call over a doctor ?! Our friend is gravely ill and in much pain ! PLEASE HELP HER !!

"Vivi..."

Vivi: You're failing to carry out your duties as captain and vice-captain... recklessly fighting isn't always going to solve anything...

"Note that was only self-defense right now. They DID attack us first...

Vivi: Anyways, if you were to start a fight right now, what would become of Nami... ?

Luffy: ... Sorry ! I was wrong ! We only ask for a doctor. Please save our friend.

"... Yeah. Sorry about that. We ensure you that we don't have any ill intent by coming to your island."

Dolton: ... We'll lead you to our town. Follow me.

Vivi: See ? They understood us.

Luffy: Yeah, you're amazing.

"After spending so many years fighting, you tend to forgot that diplomacy is actually something that works..."

Dolton: Let me give you one warning beforehand. There is only one doctor in our country... And she happens to be a witch.

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