" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Luffy: Please come with us. I beg you ! Please grandma !

Kureha: Your name is Luffy, right ?

Luffy: yes.

Kureha: YOU'D BETTER WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE !! I'm just 139 years old, I'm still young !

Sanji: Wow ! That's a strong old hag !

"So, Sanji, how does the wall taste, exactly ?"

Sanji: Hurgmblll...

Kureha: You want me to be a pirate, that's ridiculous ! I don't want to waste my time. Besides, I don't care about going to the ocean.

Luffy: It's ok if you don't care, just come with us ! Let's have adventure together, grandma !

Chopper: 'They are pirates...'

Kureha: Didn't I just warn you to watch your mouth ?

Luffy: HEY ! REINDEER, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE UP AND LET US EAT YOU ?!

Chopper: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH !!

Kureha: STOP IT, YOU LITTLE BRATS !!

Sanji: Nami, my love, please wait a second. I will cook some reindeer soup for you~.

Kureha: MAYBE YOU WILL BE EATEN BY ME BEFORE YOU CAN EAT MY REINDEER !!!

Sanji: AAAH ! OLD HAG IS COMING AFTER US !!

Luffy: SHE HAS A KNIFE WITH HER, TOO !!

Nami: I don't want any reindeer soup. You two just staying still is enough...

"I concur... Why is there snow in the castle anyway ? Better close the door."

Chopper: You two better take a rest. You still haven't recovered yet. Are they around here ?

Nami: No. I think my fever is almost gone.

Chopper: But you still need to rest anyway. Because the doctoresse's medicine is very strong, your fever is almost gone. However, the Casha's bacteria is still in your body. You still need an injection and more rest.

Nami: Thanks.

Chopper: Huh ?

Nami: Thanks for taking care of us all.

Chopper: S- SHUT UP ! I DON'T WANT ANY GRATITUDE FROM HUMANS~ ! YOU'RE STILL HUMANS~ !

"You don't know how to hide your feelings at all, do you ?"

Choper: S- So... You are pirates ?

Nami: Yes.

Chopper: Really ?

Nami: Really.

Chopper: Do you have a pirate's flag ?

"On our ship, yes."

Nami: Say... Do you want to be a pirate ?

Chopper: DON'T BE STUPID !! Who told you that ?

"Ok Ok, sorry..."

Nami: Anyway, do you want to come with us ?

Chopper: WHAT ?!

Nami: Just come and join us, how about that ? If you are interested, that would be a whole lot better for me. If I have a doctor on board, I won't have to stay here for 3 days. Besides, we don't have a doctor now.

Chopper: D- DON'T BE RIDICULOUS ! I'M A REINDEER, HOW COULD I LIVE WITH HUMANS ? But aren't you scared of me ? I am a reindeer, but I can talk and I can stand on two legs.

"We're not scared of sea monsters. Well, most of us aren't."

Chopper: My nose is blue, too...

Luffy: YOU'RE OVER THERE, REINDEER ?!!

Chopper: AAAAAHHH !!

"And there goes the door again..."

Kureha: *sigh* I can't believe those kids. You're not a cute little girl after all. While I wasn't here, you must've told my reindeer some stupid ideas without my permission, right ?

Nami: Eh ? But since when does a girl needs permission to seduce someone ?

Kureha: Ha ha ha ha !! No, just take him with you. But it's not gonna be that easy, because he has a wound inside his heart, that even a doctor can't heal... When he was born, he was rejected by his own parents.

"All because of his blue nose ?"

Kureha: Yes. Because of that, he was left to walk alone in the back of his tribe since he was young.

Nami: That's so cruel...

Kureha: Until one day, he accidentally ate the human fruit, so everyone treated him as an outcast and chased him away. he's no longer a regular reindeer. However, he still need friends. So he tried to change into a human forever. But, his human form is not perfect.

Villagers: Hey What is that ? That's so disgusting, get the children inside ! That must be a snow monster !

Villagers: Let's shoot him !! Get out of here, you monster !!

Kureha: And he didn't know whom he should blame. He just needs a friend, but people call him a monster. He's neither reindeer nor human. That's why he's always alone. Can you cure his heart ?

"I'm really glad that Luffy didn't stayed at the village. If someone can cure this wound, then it's definitely him."

Kureha: however, there was a man. The only one man that he ever talked to. His name was Dr.Hiluluk, he used to live in this kingdom. He is just a fake doctor who gave Chopper his name and called him, a son.

*BOOOOM*

"U- Uh ? What... Did I fall asleep again ? What just happened ?"

Wapol: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM ! I WILL TEACH THEM THE LESSON ON HOW TO RESPECT THE KING ! I WILL SHOW THEM MY REAL POWER !!

"Oh. That guy again."

Luffy: HE'S RUNNING AWAY AGAIN !!

"Oh hey Luffy. What'd I miss ?"

Luffy: That reindeer can transform !! Seven time !! He's gonna join our crew !!

"Well, have fun with that. I think he went upstairs."

Luffy: Come on, I know you wanna tag along.

"He ruined my nap... You go ahead, Luffy."

Wapol: There it is, the last weapon of Drum Kingdom !

(I actually have no idea how to read that,,,)

Luffy: I FOUND YOU, I WILL BEAT YOU UP THIS TIME !!

Wapol: YOU'RE THE ONES THAT WILL BE BEATEN UP !! JUST DIE !! *CLACK*

*Poof*

"Um..."

Wapol: A bird... Bird nest.. ?

Luffy: Snow birds...

Bird: Cooo ! Cooo !

Wapol: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME, THE KING OF DRUM KINGDOM ?! DID YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE KING ?!!

"I'd like to make a grand speech, but I'm too tired, so I'll resume this situation with only 3 words... Get. Dunked. On."

Wapol: Eh ?

Luffy: Exactly, your game is over !! I don't care if you're a king or a god, I don't care if you're a great person or just a simple person ! Because we, are pirates !

Wapol: You're pirates, and you say you don't care if I'm a king ?! You're so wrong, kid ! Drum Kingdom is a member of the World government ! Listen, if you hurt me, you all will become the World government's enemy !!

'... Again...'

Luffy: I've told you already, I don't care !

Wapol: Y- YOU FOOL ! YOU BETTER DIE !!

Luffy: he he ! Just try and see if you can defeat me ! Gum Gum...

Wapol: Ugh ! AAAHHH !!

Luffy: A person who didn't prepare to risk his life, doesn't have the right to touch other's pirate flags ! Gum gum...

Wapol: Wait ! If you let me go, I will give you a position in my government !

Villager: Look ! Someone is at the top of the castle !!

Chopper: Doctoresse, Drum kingdom is...

Kureha: The kingdom has lost to the pirate's flag.

"Go for it Luffy ! Send him into orbit !!"

Luffy: Gum-Gum...

Wapol: I.. I'LL MAKE YOU THE VICE-KING...

Luffy: BAZOOKAAAAAAAAAAA !!!