" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Nami: Can you please stop panting like that, Luffy ? Just hearing it is tiring me out... !

Luffy: Ughh... I'm roasting up... Can't even... Sweat anymore...

Chopper: I'm done for... I'm fine with the cold but the heat's no good...

"Being so fluffy surely doesn't help."

Usopp: Maybe you oughta take off your fur coat ?

Chopper: YOU MAKIN' FUN OF ME JUST 'CAUSE I'M A REINDEER ?!!

Usopp: GYAAA ! MOOOOONSTEEEER !!!

"Chopper, if you start turning big I'm dropping you !"

Sanji: You seen to be holding up pretty well, Vivi.

Vivi: Well, I was born and raised in this country. Not needing to walk at all also helps.

"*Ding* Everyone, this is your vice-captain speaking. The outside temperature is still the same as the inside, currently labeled as 'Hot-as-hell'. We're about to gain altitude to go over a hill, so hold on to something."

Zoro: I think he's a little too much into it...

Usopp: But man, what is up with all these hills ? They're like mountains here...

Vivi: This is a very old desert. Some of the largest sand dunes here reach over 300 meters.

Usopp: T- Three hundred ?! I thought this was a desert, not a mountain range...

Luffy: Water...

Nami: Remember, Luffy. One gulp, just enough to moisten your throat.

Luffy: Right...

Nami: THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH !!

Usopp: Give ME some water ! You just had like, 13 gulps !!

Sanji: No, you had your turn before him ! It's my turn to drink next !!

Luffy: What the hell was that for ! I spat out the water 'cause of you so it doesn't count !!

Usopp: Doesn't count, my ass !!

Vivi: Please stop fighting ! You'll only tires yourself out even more !!

Luffy: Hey Sanji, let's open up that special "Pirate Lunchbox" now !

Sanji: No. Not until Vivi says Ok.

Luffy: Vivi, let's have lunch already. I don't have any strength.

"From what exactly ?"

Vivi: I'm sorry, Luffy, but we're only a quarter of the way to Yuba right now.

"Only a quarter ? Well we gotta speed up then-"

Nami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

Chopper: ANYTHING BUT THAT AGAIN !!!

"Hop on everyone, we're going to Yuba this way."

Zoro: You're really gonna carry all of us at once on that... Skull thing ?

"Yep. Much faster than going on foot anyway. Is everyone ready ?"

Nami: Um, yes, we are-

"Alright, hold tight, 'Cause HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!"

https://youtu.be/HY7madya75A

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!

Zoro: SOMEONE STOP THAT !!!

Nami: PUT ME DOOOOWN !!

Usopp: I'M FALLING !!

"*Get drifted on Intensifies*"

"Fiiiiiiiine... I get it, slow and steady. Geez."

Luffy: We should eat now Vivi. Haven't you ever heard of the proverb, "Eat when the stomach growls".

Usopp: Hey, don't just make up stuff now.

Vivi: Alright, how does a break at the next rock we walk by sound ?

Luffy: Woohoo ! To a rock we go ! Rock ? Where are you, rock... ?

"I saw two identical rocks on our path sooner. Don't know why but that was pretty hilarious."

"Luffy ?"

Luffy: yes ?

"i think there's a rock ahead and- he's gone. Did he realize we were still in the air ?"

Usopp: Holy crap he's fast !!

Zoro: Did he just jump off ? Did he just took all of the bags with him ?

Luffy: GUYS, COME QUICK !!

Usopp: And why's he running back here ?

Luffy: There are some injured birds over here ! Chopper ! You've gotta help them !!

Chopper: O- Okay, I'll be right there !

Vivi: Injured birds ? Could it be... ? No, Luffy ! Wait !!

Luffy: AGHH ! OUR STUFF IS ALL GONE ! AND ALL THE BIRDS THAT WERE HERE JUST A MOMENT AGO ARE GONE TOO !!

"They got you, Luffy..."

Vivi: Those were swindle-herons. They trick passing travelers to steal their luggage for food and water. It's my fault for not warning your earlier...

Usopp: Herons pretending to be hurt... ?! What a flock of swindlers !!

Vivi: Yes, hence the name.

Sanji: There were 3 days worth of supplies in there !! And you just had to lose it to some damn birds out of all things ! How the hell do you expect us to survive without any food or water in the middle of this desert ?!

Luffy: Well, it's too late to complain now ! I've already been tricked !

Sanji: Oh, so you're dumber than a bird, is that it ?!

Luffy: WHAT WAS THAT ?!!

"Alright, that's enough. Pipe done, would you ?"

Zoro: The heat's making you lose your temper, so just cool your heads here for a bit.

"Vivi, how long until we reach Yuba ?"

Vivi: Well, at this rate, I'd say before night...

"Good, so all we have to do is hold out for a couple hours. Losing those supplies is more of an annoyance than it is dangerous. Although I'd appreciate if those herons stopped flexing on us so hard."

Luffy: DAMMIT ! GIVE BACK OUR STUFF !!

Nami: No, Luffy !! Don't chase after them !! You're only going to get yourself lost !

Usopp: Nami's right ! And you'll only tire yourself out !!

Sanji: ... Idiot.

"Can't deny that last point."

Luffy: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!

"Oh hey, he's back already."

Nami: He's being chased by something !!

Vivi: It's a Sandora monitor Lizard !!

"Do we agree to not ask why is there a camel running besides him for now ?"

Sanji: Yeah, let's set that aside while we take care of this...

Zoro: Just what kind of star was he born under to be fated to so much trouble...

"Sometimes I wonder."

Luffy: Damn that lizard... Gum-Gum...

Zoro: Tatsu...

Sanji: Epaule...

"Gaster..."

All four: WHIP/MAKI/SHOOT/CRUSHER !!!

Usopp: To think they'd go so far against a poor animal...

Nami: yeah, you really gotta sympathize with the poor beast when it's up against those 4...

"Well, I think the food problem just solved itself."

Luffy: Can we eat this ? Sanji ?

Sanji: Yeah, looks like it.

Zoro: great ! Perfect time for a lunch too !

Luffy: Whoa, look ! The rocks out here are a nature's frying pans !!

"So, um, I don't think we can ignore that matter any longer... What's up with that camel ?"

Luffy: I dunno, I was busy chasing those birds earlier but they flew away. And before I knew it, there was this big lizard in front of me chasing after this camel. That's about when I started running back here.

"It doesn't look like a wild camel, especially since there's already a saddle on it and all..."

Usopp: Hey, that means we can ride it !

Nami: Oh, that'll be useful. It looks way more comfortable than flying on that skull.

"*Sad summoner noises*"

Luffy: Alright, then I'll just...

Camel: *Chomp*

Luffy: AGH ! What's up with that camel ?!

Camel: Uoo..

Chopper: "I'm a harmless camel passing-by. I must thank you for saving my life back there just now. Now, although I can give you humans a ride... I have standards, I don't accept male." Is what he just said.

Usopp/Luffy/Sanji: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK JUST SAVED YOUR WORTHLESS ASS BACK THERE ?!!

Camel: UOOO !!

Nami: Oh, I'm sorry that these bandits are treating you so badly. There, there, you're a good boy, aren't you ? Now what should I call you ?

Luffy: Idiot.

Sanji: Dumbass.

Usopp: Octopus.

"Motoyasu."

Zoro: Where does that one comes from ?

"No idea."

Nami: How about, "Eyelashes" ?

Eyelashes: Uoo !

Zoro: I think that's by far the weirdest name suggested yet...

Nami: Vivi, get on !

Vivi: No, I'm fine. Really.

Nami: Oh, just get on. Now let's go, Eyelashes !

All: HEY, WAIT FOR US !!

Nami: Hurry up, you guys ! If you keep lagging behind, you might not survive the desert, you know ?

Zoro: ARE YOU FOR REAL ?!

Sanji: Oh, you're still just as lovely when you're being cruel, Nami !~

Luffy: TSUNAMI ALERT !!!

"What now ? Did he get sunstroke or something ?"

Usopp: Ahh ! Crap, maybe it's because of that... !

Sanji: Because of what ?

Usopp: I tried to stop him but Luffy ate some weird cactus around here along with the lizard meat.

"He- Wait what ?"

Chopper: You mean this one here ?

Usopp: yeah, that's the one !

Chopper: Oh no ! This the Mescal cactus ! Hallucinogens are made from it !!

"So... Does that means he's actually high ?"

Luffy: ALRIGHT GUYS ! LET'S COMBINE OUR STRENGTH AND BLOW IT AWAY ! GUM-GUM-

Chopper: Tranquilized !

Sanji: Good job, Chopper !

Usopp: Oh crap ! That dumb camel's already all the way over there !

Zoro: We've got to catch up to them ! And no barrel rolls this time !!

"You guys are no fun. Hop on."

"It's finally night..."

Zoro: What's with the sudden drop in temperature ?

Vivi: That's normal, it can reach sub-zero temperatures in the desert at nighttime.

Usopp: WHAT ? Sub-zero ?!

Nami: Over there ! I think I can see something ! Are we finally here at Yuba ?!

Luffy: I can't see with all this sand blowing in my face...

"What's that weird rumbling sound anyway... ?"

Vivi: The town... SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT WITH THE TOWN !!