" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Luffy: "Look at me, I'm Sanji. Was it you who ate the meat ?!"

Nami: WOULD IT KILL YOU TO BE A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS ?! WE'RE TRAPPED IN A FREAKIN' CAGE RIGHT NOW FOR GOD'S SAKE !!

Usopp: Yeah, we know ! But we've got nothing to do BECAUSE we're trapped !

Nami: YOU SHOULD BE SERIOUS BECAUSE WE'RE TRAPPED ! WE COULD DIE LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW ! AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SLEEPING ?!

Zoro: What, morning already ?

Nami: IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MORNING !!

Crocodile: You're a spirited girl, aren't you ?

Nami: Oh, sure ! Enjoy your little peace while it lasts ! Because once these two busts out of this cage, they'll kick your ass all the way above the clouds ! Right ?!

Luffy: YOU BET YOUR ASS !!

"I'm gonna pound you so hard your second-in-command will be jealous."

Crocodile: Kuhahaha ! It appears you've really got an unwavering confidence in each other, isn't that right, Strawhat Luffy... Trust, is there anything more useless in this World ?

Nami: WHAT WAS THAT ?! YOU THINK YOU CAN TREAT ME LIKE AN IDIOT ?!!

Usopp: H- Hold on there, Nami, or you'll make him angry... !

Vivi: CROCODILE !!!

Luffy: VIVI !

Usopp: VIVI ?!

"Vivi."

Crocodile: Ah, welcome at last, princes Vivi. Or rather, Miss Wednesday... You've done a splendid job avoiding my assassins and making it all the way here.

Vivi: I'd come all the way to the ends of the Earth, it it meant seeing your death, MR 0 !!

Crocodile: I'm afraid the only thing dying you'll see is your worthless country, Miss Wednesday...

Vivi: ... IF IT JUST WEREN'T FOR YOU, THIS COUNTRY WOULD STILL HAVE ITS PEACE !!

Luffy: NO, VIVI ! OPEN THIS CAGE FIRST !!

Vivi: Peacock, STRING SLASHER !!

Luffy: OOHHH !!

"It's no use..."

Crocodile: Calmed down yet, miss Wednesday ? I'm sure all who live in Alabasta, yourself included, would be well aware of my "Suna Suna fruit"... Should I dry you up into a mummy ?

Usopp: H- HE'S A SANDMAN ?!!

Luffy: HEY YOU ! GET AWAY FROM VIVI RIGHT NOW OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS !!

Vivi: Ugh !

Crocodile: Now sit down... Oh, don't glare at me like that. it's time for the long-awaited party to begin... Or am I mistaken, Miss Allsunday ?

Allsunday: No, you're right on the mark... The time is now 7 o'clock.

Crocodile: KUHAHAHAHAHAHA !! HAHAHA !!

"So it already begun..."

Nami: He planned all of it...

Crocodile: Baroque Works' grand plan in which even you participated in has now reached its finale. If you listen carefully, you can almost hear Alabasta's death throes ! And the masterstroke is how those tearing Alabasta apart, are sincerely thinking they're protecting this country !

Kouza: WE WILL DEFEND ALABASTA !!

Chaka: WE WILL DEFEND ALABASTA !!

Vivi: NOOOO ! STOP THIS MADNESS !!

Crocodile: Hahaha ! Doesn't that bring a tear to your eye ? Their love for their country, is what will bring it to its destruction !

Zoro: ... Depraved.

"I was gonna say rotten, but it works too."

Luffy: DAMN IT ! IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS CAGE, I'D..

Crocodile: Haha... Looking back, I've had to do so many things to get to where I am today... Recruit hundreds of members, raise funds to buy the silver, manufacture the Dance Powder... Secretly sabotage irrigation canals, infiltrate agents in the royal army, and slowly build up the citizens' trust in me as their faith in their king whittled away... Do you know why I've put myself through all of this trouble and try to take over your country, Miss Wednesday ?

Vivi: HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN THAT WARPED HEAD OF YOURS ?!!

Crocodile: What an ill-mannered princess you are...

Crocodile: Hm ? What do you think you're doing, Miss Wednesday ?

Vivi: I'LL STOP YOUR PLANS ! I CAN STILL MAKE IT ! IF I HEAD EAST RIGHT NOW...I MIGHT JUST BE ABLE TO REACH ALUBARNA BEFORE THE REBELS DO THERE'S STILL A SMALL CHANCE THAT I CAN STOP THE REBELS !!

Crocodile: Oh, what a coincidence. My associate and I, are also going to be on our way to Alubarna, to ask your father a question...

Vivi: Wha... WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO WITH MY FATHER ?!

Crocodile: Concerned ? I wonder what's more important to you... Your father or your people ? In any case, whether you come along or not is your choice...

Vivi: A key ?! Is that the...

Luffy: THAT'S THE KEY TO THIS CAGE, ISN'T IT ?! HAND IT OVER, YOU BASTARD !!

Vivi: Wha ?! A trap door ?!

Crocodile: You're free to chose, Miss Wednesday... Well then, it's time we excuse ourselves and go on ahead first. Oh, and, by the way, this room is set to self-destruct itself in 1 hour from now. It served me well during my time as the leader of B.W., but I have no more need for it. Water will soon flood through, laying this secret room at the bottom of Rainbase lake for eternity.

Crocodile: the lives of a million innocent citizens, or that of 5 small-time pirates with no future... Your chances of saving either are low, and you'll be wagering with your own heartfelt emotions. So I hope you're in the betting mood ! KUHAHAHA !! In such circumstances, I suppose even a princess is powerless to do anything... It was a pleasure plotting in your kingdom, thanks to all the clueless idiots, ranging from the hot-headed young rebels to the stubborn old digger in Yuba !

"That old man ?"

Crocodile: Oh ? Do you know him ? Even though his oasis has dried up long since, he stubbornly continues to dig, day after day... hahaha... Doesn't it just make you laugh ?

"Not really... he's got so much Determination he doesn't give up, sandstorm after sandstorm..."

Crocodile: Well, let me ask you one thing then. How likely do you think sandstorms would continue to hit the same spot over and over again ?

"With you around ? 100%."

Nami: What do you mean... Don't tell me he...

Luffy: IT WAS YOU... ?! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS...

Crocodile: Haha ! HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

"Well... I suppose it can't be helped then. We'll just have to save ourselves before saving this country."

Crocodile: You can try to act cool, but-

https://youtu.be/T8Eu15L3mdE

"Unlike you, I make sure my acts actually match my speech."

Allsunday: You got out of the cage ? Now that I think about it, a report from the Millions did mention something like that.

Crocodile: We've lost enough time already. Miss Allsunday, deal with him at once.

Allsunday: Very well, sir.

Usopp: OH CRAP ! THE ROOM'S STARTING TO FLOOD !! THIS ENTIRE ROOM'S GONNA BE FLOODED AT THIS RATE ! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE !!

"Calm down, would you ?"

Usopp: ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?! THIS IS A TEXTBOOK EXAMPLE OF WHEN TO PANIC ! WE'RE GOING TO DIE AT THIS RATE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS ?!

"What I meant, was that if you stopped panicking for a second, you'd see the key right in front of you..."

Usopp: YOU... Wait, the key ? You picked it up ?

"You really thought I was doing nothing while he was doing his little monologue ?"

Usopp: TH- THANK YOUUUU !!!

Allsunday: They sure are a lively bunch, aren't they ?

"Sometimes a bit too much for my health... Are we really doing the chit-chat right now ?"

Allsunday: I am merely obeying orders. While I have no ill feelings for you all, I'm afraid I still need to dispose of you.

"Though so. Then..."

"Please, do not disappoint me. Bring it on."