" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Marine: FIRE ! OPEN FIRE !

Luffy: FIRE SOME CANNONBALLS, DAMMIT ! THEN I COULD AT LEAST BOUNCE'EM BACK !

Bonclay: THIS IS NOOOO JOOOKE !!

"If we continue taking these iron spears to our hull, then it's only a matter of time until we sink !"

Nami: HERE COMES MORE !

Luffy: Dammit !!

Zoro: ... Hmph !

Bonclay: ORAAAA !!

Sanji: Can't we do something about this ?!

Nami: OTHER SIDE !!

"I got this !!"

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"Dammit, we can barely defend against those barrages... How are things looking down there ?!"

Chopper: I can't seal off any more holes !

Bonclay: 8 ships is just too much !!

"We'd have the upper hand if this were close combat..."

Zoro: But whether we try to escape or chase after them, they won't break their formation at all !

Jango: The black cage force's specialty "Black spear formation !"

Fullbody: It ain't a formation you little pirates can break out off ! HAHA ! TAKE THAT, DUMBASSES !!

Luffy: Ahh ! It's tha hypnotist ! Aren't you a pirate ?!

Sanji: Who's that guy on the left again... ?

Fullbody: At last, we've crossed paths again ! This time, I'll send that violent cook and the rest of his crew to the bottom of the sea ! I've powered up plenty !

Jango: Now look closely at this ring ! I'll prove it to you today that I'm no weirdo ! One...

"Still a tad too far for complete accuracy, it'd seem..."

Usopp: AMAZING !! I- I mean, all according to my calculations ! That's what happen when you go up against me !

Bonclay: The southern side of their formation collapsed ! We'll bust outta here by charging through there !

Pirates: Mr.Bonclay, we've got trouble !

Bonclay: WHAT ?!

Pirate: It's the black cage !

Luffy: What's that ?

Bonclay: GAH ! "Black Cage Hina" ! She's the Marine's HQ captain who patrols this area ! This is reaaaal bad ! Let's get outta here at once !

Pirates: Yes sir, Mr.2 Bonclay !!

Hina: We've weakened them quite a bit... There's no ship that our "black spear formation" cannot sink. But don't get cocky now, underestimate them and they'll be sure to bite you on your behinds. Once we get to their broadside, the rest of you are to Stand back. You'll only drag Hina down... Don't bother Hina.

Soldiers: Yes, ma'am !

Bonclay: What're you all doing ?! We've gotta escaaaaaape ! If we aim for that opening to the South, we can get outta here with minimal casualties ! Continue to sail like this and we'll be done in for sure !

Luffy: Go if you want, but we're staying.

Bonclay: YOU'RE WHAAAAAAT ?!

Pirates: Mr.Bonclay ! Please hurry onboard ! Let's escape by ourselves !

Nami: We have a promise, to be at the Eastern port at noon... We've got no time to change directions.

Bonclay: This is ridiculous ! Is there some treasure worth risking your lives over at that port ?! Fine, go ahead if you want !

Luffy: We're going, to pick up a friend.

Bonclay: ... 'T- They're doing it... For the sake of a friend ?!'

Cobra: Vivi ? Now the s- Ohhh ! My, what a surprise. I mistook you for the former queen for a moment.

Vivi: Sit down, Papa- I mean, Father... Igaram... I have something important to discuss...

Pirates: Mr. Bonclay ... ?!

Bonclay: ... Running away here, is unbecoming of an Okama ! COULD ANY OF YOU FIND YOUR MEALS PALATABLE, ON THE DAY AFTER ABANDONING FRIENDS WHO RISKED THEIR LIVES TO SEE ANOTHER FRIEND ?! Listen up, you scallywags and the Straw hat crew, and listen well !

Soldier: Miss Hina !! the enemies are heading in two different directions ! The duck-ship is sailing South !

Hina: the duck's the decoy, obviously.

Soldier: Ahh... NO ! STRAW HAT CREW SPOTTED ON THE DUCK SHIP ! MS.HINA ! THE DECOY IS THE SHEEP !!

Hina: ... AFTER THEM AT ONCE ! SET UP THE FORMATION AGAIN !

Nami: ... 3 minutes... ! It's time to move ! Full speed ahead !

'Luffy': GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! IS THE STRAW HAT LUFFY YOU'RE LOOKING FOR... THIS ?!

*Pop*

Bonclay: Too bad~ !

Soldier: Ms.Hina ! The sheep ship is escaping east !!

Bonclay: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! You fell for my trap... We're masters of disguise, and... The friends of Strawhat !

Stray from the path of men

Or stray from the path of women

But as the path of humans,

We can not stray from.

If we are to fell,

Then may we scatter

Across the true sky.

Okama way.

Mr.2 Bonclay.

Bonclay: Come at me, if you dare.

Hina: ... Hina humiliated.

Luffy: Bon-Bon ! BON-BON ! WE... WE WILL NEVER, EVER, FORGET ABOUT YOU !!

"Everyone... Salute. Pay your respects, to the ones who truly deserve it."

Citizen: Look ! It's princess Vivi ! It's the princess ! She's grown so much !

Vivi: ... I went... On a little adventure. It was a trip in search for despair across the dark gloomy seas... Having left my home country, the sea I then saw before ma was vast... It was hard to believe just how many strong islands there were out there. Plants and animals I had never seen... Sights I'd never imagined in even my dreams. The music of the waves were quiet at time, gently washing away my trifling concerns. At other times, they were fierce, laughing to tear apart my timid feelings. And in the midst of a dark storm, I came across a single small ship. The ship pressed me onward from behind and said, "Can't you see that light ahead ?".

Vivi: The mysterious little ship that never lost its way in the darkness, crossed over monstrous waves as if dancing. Never defying the sea, and yet the ship's bow always heading straight ahead... Even through headwinds. And then it points a finger out. "Look. The light is right there". History may call this a myth, but to me, it's the truth.

Citizen: What's she talking about ?

Citizen: She's talking about the marines that fought a secret battle.

Vivi: And so...

"That speech was definitely Vivi's voice... If that's her choice, then we must respect it."

Chopper: Vivi...

Sanji: It's broadcast from the coming of age ceremony at Alubarna. It means she decided not to come... !

Luffy: No, it only sounded like her voice !

"... It's past noon already. We should go..."

Luffy: There's no way she won't come ! Let's get off the ship and look ! She'll be there for sure !

Usopp: Guys, we've got trouble ! The marines are heading this way !

Zoro: How many ships do they have ?!

Nami: Let's go ! Turn starboard !

Sanji: Give it up, Luffy. Her case is different from the rest of us when we joined.

Citizens: Hey, what's going on ?! Show your face, you phony ! Or should we rather say, Captain Igaram ! Where's the real princess ?! Where's princess Vivi giving her speech from ?!

Igaram: ... She should be there by now...

Vivi: EVERYONE !!

Luffy: VIVI ?!

Usopp: CARUE !!

Luffy: See ! She DID come !! Turn the ship around ! Quick !

Sanji: VIVI~ !!

"Whatever you do, do it quick ! The marines are almost here !"

Vivi: I've come, to say good-bye !

Luffy: What... ?!

Vivi: I... Can't come with you ! But I want to thank you for everything until now !

Soldier: is that... the princess of Alabasta ?! It can't be... ! She should be at Alubarna for her coming of age ceremony right now !

Vivi: I'd love to go on another adventure, But I can't... Because, you see... I LOVE MY COUNTRY TOO MUCH ! THAT'S WHY I CAN'T COME !!

"Vivi, grand master of bait and switch..."

Luffy: SURE !

Vivi: Although, I'll remain here now... IF WE MEET AGAIN SOMEDAY... WILL YOU CALL ME YOUR FRIEND ONE MORE TIME ?!

Soldier: Did you hear that just now ?! Does the princess have some connection with the Strawhat pirates ?! The princess is a friend of the pirates ?! It can't be !

Luffy: WE'LL ALWA-

Nami: Quiet ! You can't reply !

"The marines are watching her right now... If they have proof that she has connections with us, she'll be branded as criminal."

Nami: let's say our goodbyes in silence.

Luffy: From now on, no matter what happens this mark on our left arm... Will be mark of our friendship !!

"LET'S SET SAIL !!"

Vivi: ... Carue... Let's go back ! To Alubarna !

*And then the Alabasta kingdom, started to rebuild at a speed that all countries watched in awe.*

"Looks like the marines aren't chasing us anymore..."

All: Hmmm...

Zoro: Hope we managed to shake them off...

All: Hmmm...

"Alright, what's with the mood here ? It completely sank."

All: We miss her !

Zoro: Don't cry anymore ! Geez, still won't accept her leaving.

"What did you wanted us to ? Go and drag her onboard ?"

Chopper: Barbarians...

Nami: Despicable...

Sanji: Devils...

Luffy: Three swords...

Usopp: Wait Luffy, three swords is not an insult...

Luffy: Four swords...

Usopp: You just added one ! Hey, you know Nattô ? That could be an insult !

Zoro: I understand. Just cry for all I care.

"That good, so we can worry about more pressing matter."

Zoro: What matter ?

"That stowaway."

Zoro: Stowaway... ?!

Robin: I knew you'd figure it out quick. Good work.

Zoro: You're her for revenge ? Come on !

Nami: Why are you here ?!

Sanji: Ahhhh ! Pretty lady~ !!

Usopp: ENEMY ONBOARD ! ENEMY ONBOARD !

Chopper: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !! Who is she ?

"So you're not dead ?"

Robin: Don't point these dangerous things at me. Didn't I tell you that before ?

Nami: Ah !

Zoro: Argh ! Hands ?!

Nami: Since when did you board this ship ?

Robin: I was here the whole time in the cabin, reading a book and taking a bath. Are these clothes yours ? I borrowed them for a bit.

Nami: What are you doing, Baroque Works ?!

Robin: You. Y/n L/n.

"Mh ?"

Robin: You didn't forget what you did, did you... ?

Sanji: AHHHHH !! YOU BASTARD, WHAT DID YOU DO TO THIS BEAUTIFUL LADY ?!

Usopp: Please leave the ship.

"I did something ? It's a little hazy in my head after I beat the crap outta Crocodile..."

Robin: No, I remember it clearly... You better take responsibility !

Chopper: She... Who... What's the story ?

Usopp: Leave quickly ! i'm calling the marines !

"You're really starting to worrying me... What do you want, in the end ?"

Robin: I want... To join this crew.

All: EH ?!!