Oh, my gosh, I just got Pokemon Red Version! I just started playing. I finally get to be a Pokemon Master! I started playing, and just the title screen makes me want to play this! I started my file up, and man, does The Professor scare me. Ok, what will you say?

"Hello there! Welcome to the world of POKéMON! My name is OAK! People call me the POKéMON PROF! This world is inhabited by creatures called POKéMON! For some people, POKéMON are pets. Other use them for fights. Myself... I study POKéMON as a profession. First, what is your name?"

I inputted my name as DAVID.

"Right! So your name is DAVID! This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you were a baby. ...Erm, what is his name again?"

I inputted my rival's name as BROTHER...?

"That's right! I remember now! His name is BROTHER...?! DAVID! Your very own POKéMON legend is about to unfold! A world of dreams and adventures with POKéMON awaits! Let's go!"

So, yeah this is Oak. Wait, what's happening? Is my Game Boy... opening?

I screamed. I got sucked in. I was unconcous.