Today I intend to 'Wow' them, I really need to impress,
So will it be the pale grey suit or the 'go-anywhere' black dress?

I open up my Lexus and my papers fall across the seat, it really is a nuisance when I try to keep them neat.

I wave goodbye to my husband, leaving the drive I hear him say, "Darling, please be careful on that busy motorway".

It is now 9.20 am time for meeting number One.  We talk for two whole hours and get a lot of business done.

I have a chat with Jerry and he tries to flirt with me,
But I'm well over fifty and he's only twenty-three!

Fifteen miles down the motorway, time for meeting number Two;
Decisions that we have to make and still too much to do.

Thirty people in the Conference Room for meeting number Three.
They like my presentation: I'd love a cup of tea!

I arrive home very tired, so very pleased to see,
My darling, handsome, husband is waiting there for me.

He pulls me close up to him and kisses me on the lips."Let's not cook tonight," he says "I'll go out for fish and chips."

I thought that I had cracked it, that I had reached the top, but after all my efforts, today has been a flop.

Looking into the mirror......it's the thing that I most did fear.
I've spent the whole darn day with just one ear-ring in one ear!