Hey, I'm not Wonder Woman, I haven't got blue pants.
Mine are rather bigger and they are full of ants.

I'm not Wonder Woman, I cannot jump or fly.
You think I'm Wonder Woman and I often wonder why!

Don't think I'm Wonder Woman I'm not sure what I am at.
My mind is quite confused and my ego, very flat.

I haven't got red lace-up boots, I cannot help you out.
I'm feeling very needy, that's what my life is all about.

I'm not Wonder Woman don't talk a lot of rot.
Don't think I'm Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman I am not!

I haven't got super powers and I haven't got a crown.
I've lost the elastic to my pants, they're always falling down.

My shoes are very sloppy, I stumble when I run
I'm not Wonder Woman and it isn't any fun.

I wish I was Wonder Woman, wish I could jump and fly,
And sort out all the problems and fly so High and High...........

But when things go wrong, they stay wrong, what do you think of that?
I AM NOT WONDER WOMAN, I am just plain old Pat.