Simply say 'Yes'

'Would you like porridge for breakfast?' I asked you.

'I wouldn't say no.' you replied.

I can't get a straight answer from you,

I suppose you're just one of those guys!

I've heard this reply so often,

It comes as no surprise, I guess,

But please, next time I ask you something

Can you simply just say 'Yes.'

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This is a very odd habit my husband has and

I think it's a purely English thing! Ha, ha.