You're probably sick of this ship at this point, I'm sorry XD but I wanted to try something new

I'm going to write this like a script, just for the fun of it haha

I'm sorry if this is a problem for anyone and this is probably something I'll never do again, but I just wanted to try :)

This is meant for comedic and entertainment purposes, however I apologise is any of the following content disturbs you

Rated PG

Enjoy!

(80th Oneshot :D love you guys!)

(Professor Sycamore's Lab)

SYCAMORE

(Making breakfast)

ASH

(Comes downstairs smiling, followed by ALAIN who is also smiling. They both sit down at the table)

MAIRIN

(Sits down at the table)

ALAIN

(Laughing, looking at ASH) You were great last night...

ASH

(Laughing, looking at ALAIN) Shut up, you were great too...

(Both are playfully giggling as MAIRIN and SYCAMORE are staring at them. MAIRIN is entertained but SYCAMORE looks concerned)

ALAIN

(Laughing, looking at ASH) It's a good thing you're tiny, otherwise I'd be aching just as much as you from having to hold you down...

ASH

I felt great in the end though.

ALAIN

I know, but I was worried for a second you were in too much pain.

ASH

I'm still way too hot from all that moving around...

MAIRIN

(Laughing hysterically) This...this is the best...

SYCAMORE

(Gritting his teeth) Okay, I think I'm done with breakfast now.

(Later, ASH and ALAIN are together in their room. MAIRIN and SYCAMORE enter to check on them)

SYCAMORE

You two okay?

ALAIN

Yeah, we're fine. Why?

SYCAMORE

Just checking, you know. You're not doing anything...*cough* inappropriate

MAIRIN

(Chuckling) You good, Ash?

(The room turns to ASH, who seems to be licking his lips)

ASH

I still have the taste of that cream in my mouth.

ALAIN

From last night?

ASH

Yep. Ahh, still so delicious!

ALAIN

I still have some left over...

ASH

(Blushing, looking at ALAIN) Mmh, please...

MAIRIN

(Suffocating from laughter)

SYCAMORE

(Wide eyes and profusely sweating)

ASH

(Looking at MAIRIN and SYCAMORE) You guys want some? It's really good-

SYCAMORE

(Hastily) I think we're fine, thanks!

ALAIN

Oh, okay. In that case, we're both kinda tired. Think we're gonna go ahead and sleep.

ASH

We probably won't get much 'sleep' at all...

ALAIN

(Winking and smiling at ASH) We can try...

SYCAMORE

(Grabs MAIRIN and leaves the room)

(The door shuts behind SYCAMORE and MAIRIN. They soon hear moaning and a lot of movement, grabbing of the sheets, rhythmic creaking of the bed, hindered breathing, etc. from ASH. ALAIN's voice is vaguely heard)

ALAIN

(Sweetly) Come here, beautiful. Wrap your around me. Yeah. Like that.

MAIRIN

(Still laughing)

SYCAMORE

(Runs away from the room, pulling MAIRIN with him)

(Later, SYCAMORE and MAIRIN are making conversation as ASH and ALAIN come downstairs)

ASH

(Holding something behind his back) We have something important to tell you guys...

SYCAMORE

(Strained) S-Sure...

MAIRIN

(Starts to grin)

(Ash and Alain continuously look back and forth at each other lovingly, holding hands)

ALAIN

Ash was kind of ashamed about this, but there's nothing to be ashamed of, right?

ASH

(Nervous) Right...so, after considering it for a while, we went to the doctor, I got tested, and the doctor said I definitely have a p-

SYCAMORE

Alright! That's enough!

ASH

W-What...?

SYCAMORE

No! No! No, this is NOT happening!

ALAIN

Professor, stop-

SYCAMORE

(Points to Ash) No! You are WAY too young and throwing your life away!

MAIRIN

(Mouth forms an 'o')

SYCAMORE

And if what you're holding behind your back there is a test, I swear, Alain, I'm going to beat you-

ALAIN

(Steps forward protectively) Professor, what are you talking about?

SYCAMORE

You know WELL what I'm talking about!

ASH

We don't!

(The room turns to ASH, who is almost crying. ALAIN goes back to hug him)

ASH

And you didn't even let me finish!

SYCAMORE

(Folds arms)

ASH

I...I was going to say...we went to the doctor, I got tested, and the doctor said I definitely have a PTSD issue.

MAIRIN

(Mouth widens)

SYCAMORE

(Arms loosen) W...What...?

ASH

(Drying eyes) I've been having horrible nightmares since the Team Flare crisis. It really helps sleeping next to Alain, and, and being in his arms feels a lot safer. But, in my sleep, I lash out and start thrashing around. He has to hold me down to stop me injuring myself, and I feel horrible about it.

SYCAMORE

But...what about last night?

ASH

Last night was terrifying, but Alain handled it really well...and he said I did, too. I was a complete wreck, but he was amazing. He went out and bought something sweet to try and take my mind off the nightmares.

MAIRIN

Aw! If it wasn't for the Professor, I could've had some!

ASH

(Pulls out piece of paper from behind his back) This is the report he gave us on my mental state. The thought of seeing a therapist really scares me, but I'm sure I can do it with Alain's support.

ALAIN

(Pulls ASH into a tight hug)

(The Professor's anger disappears as his eyes become sympathetic)

PROFESSOR

Oh...Ash, I'm so sorry...

ASH

It's...it's fine, I guess. I don't even have a clue what you were talking about.

MAIRIN

(Raises an eyebrow, cheekily smirks and begins to snicker)

ALAIN

(Pulls ASH close and whispers into his ear)

ASH

(Yelling at SYCAMORE) PROFESSOR WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK-

SYCAMORE

(Head down in shame)

ASH

WHY WAS THAT THE FIRST CONCLUSION YOU CAME TO?!

PROFESSOR

So you aren't going to get mad at Mairin?

ALAIN

Mairin's always thinking about me and Ash like that, we're used to it.

MAIRIN

(Nodding)

ASH

But I'm kind of offended you thought we'd be doing something like that.

MAIRIN

You will be, sooner than you think...

ALAIN

(Motioning to MAIRIN) See what I'm talking about?

SYCAMORE

I'm sorry...is there any way I can make it up to you?

(ASH and ALAIN smirk deviously at each other)

(Later)

SYCAMORE

Guys, this is just cruel!

(SYCAMORE is tied down to a chair while ASH and ALAIN wave creamy desserts in his face, teasing him with temptation. MAIRIN is in the background with cheesecake in her hand)

ASH

You could've had some before if your mind wasn't in the gutter.

ALAIN

Yeah. I mean, you weren't completely wrong about me.

(ASH blushes profusely as him and ALAIN's eyes meet)

ALAIN

Of course I'm excited for that kinda stuff with Ash. But only if he's willing to, of course.

(ALAIN pulls ASH into a kiss. ASH suddenly slips from his arms and falls against the wall, breathing heavily. ALAIN is concerned)

ALAIN

Ash! Are you okay?

ASH

(Quiet whimpering)

ALAIN

(Puts a hand to ASH's neck) Oh, honey, you're still really warm. Let's get you to bed.

(ALAIN very gently carries ASH upstairs. MAIRIN puts a hand to her heart as she watches him)

MAIRIN

He's only ever that sweet when he's with Ash...

(SYCAMORE is silent. He somehow managed to reach one of the desserts and is eating it)

SYCAMORE

(Mouth stuffed) This is actually really good.

MAIRIN

(Rolls her eyes)

SYCAMORE

Well, I guess those two have a better relationship than I thought.

MAIRIN

(Thoughtfully)...Hey, where's Pikachu been all this time?

SYCAMORE

It said on that letter that Pikachu stays in their room to shock Ash into relaxing.

MAIRIN

But if they have Pikachu to stop the nightmares in the first place, then...

(MAIRIN and SYCAMORE stare at each other with wide eyes)

ASH

(From upstairs) Don't even try or you're both going in the chair until morning!

That's probably not even how a script works but oh well, I tried...

Hope you enjoyed and now for more drawings! I love your support on these, thank you!

I'm sorry if you can't read my English handwriting, it's kinda bad. Also I KNOW I throw a lot of shade on Serena, but I have seen people hate on Ash for what I think are dumb reasons. This is just how I see her character, but I am open to others' opinions. :)

To all those who have been requesting more of ships such as Ash x Steven and stuff like that, I haven't forgotten don't worry! It's just that I got this idea and wanted to show you guys before I forgot, I was on a creative roll

Requests are open! Stay safe and take care of yourselves.