(A/N Notes: ... I didn't expect to actually finish this so quickly... Eh, I may or not update it again in the future, probably not so soon... Or if I'm even going to remember about this thing I wrote out of spite)

The commander was battling an uphill fight, his enemy was the most terrifying one he ever had to fight, no amount of fighting experience or tactical mastery could defeat it, his enemy was... Paperwork

"..."

"..."

Diagonally behind the commander was the secretary-ship of the week, Belfast, standing in silence with her eyes closed and her usual gentle serious expression, as the commander did the mountains and mountains of paperwork on and around his desk

"..."

Then the commander's body started trembling as his face quickly went from expressionless to angry in mere seconds. Belfast, as the always exemplary head maid of the Royal Navy maid corps, picked and moved the documents on the commander's desk

"DAMNIT!!!" *Flips his desk* WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THESE ENDLESS DOCUMENTS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

"..."

The commander finally had a mental breakdown due to the endless paperwork, with Belfast keeping her unbreakable composure as the commander screamed like a desperate man

Knock knock

" "!" "

When they both heard a knock on the door, both the commander and Belfast showed perfect teamwork as they cleaned the mess that the commander made in perfect synchrony in time record

"Ahem... You can come in"

BANG

And with a bang, the door was opened and two petite figures appeared from behind the door

"Be honored, my servants! Because I, Queen Elizabeth, herself came to pay you two a visit!"

"Sorry for the intrusion"

The two who appeared were Queen Elizabeth and Warspite of the Royal Navy

"I thank you for your visit, your highness. I will go make some tea for your highness, and miss Warspite"

"As expected of the head maid"

Queen Elizabeth said so as she sat down on the sofa inside the Commander's office, while Warspite could only simply make a troubled face as she looked at her

"... So what brings you here, Lizzy?"

The commander was blunt to Lizzy as always

"I said for you to not call me like that!... *Mumbling* At least not with others in the same room..."

"Ugh, Fiiiine... So what brings your most esteemed majesty, Queen Elizabeth herself, to come to visit this lowly servant?"

"I see, you still know your manners, as for your answer, I came to grace you with my presence"

"I see... Then could this lowly servant ask for her esteemed majesty to help with these documents, because this lowly servant lacks the necessary knowledge to do this myself"

"Fufu! Luckily for you, as my servant, I will help you!"

"You have my undying thanks you esteemed majesty!"

Queen Elizabeth got up from the sofa, and went to the Commander's desk, once there he presented his chair to her, which she sat on

"Look with great attention, servant. For this document, you do like this, for this document, you instead do like this..."

"I see, I see. Very cool, can you do it again?"

"Fufu! Of course, I can!"

Lizzy once again began showing the commander what she had just shown him, and what he already knew how to do it. But this time the commander was just a little bit more away from his desk

"Cool! You're such a great teacher! Do you know how to do this document?"

"Ha! That's children play for me"

Lizzy continued to work on the paperwork as the commander kept praising her, without noticing that he was ever so away from the desk with each praise

"..."

And Warspite who was still in the office, now seating on the sofa, was making a troubled face as she looked at the commander praising Queen Elizabeth as he opened the door, and slowly left the office

"Now if you excuse me, I just remembered about some other duties I still have to do, can I leave the paperwork to you, my esteemed majesty?"

"Fufu! Of course!"

"Great!"

And the commander closed the office's door, leaving Queen Elizabeth and Warspite inside, as Lizzy did the paperwork that was meant for the commander

"... Warspite"

"! Yes, your majesty!"

"Did the commander just trick me to do all of his paperwork for him, and then ran away?"

"..."

Warspite made a troubled face at hearing Lizzy's question, then she looked at the door and back to Lizzy

"Yes, I believe he did just that"

"... ... ... SERVANT!!!"

BANG

Queen Elizabeth immediately got up from the chair, and opened the door with another bang, as she screamed her way of calling the commander

"Oh shoot!"

And the commander who saw the Lizzy noticed his trick on her sooner than expected, did the only thing that was right to do at that moment... Start running away with all his might

"HEY! Grrrrrr! Warspite go after the commander! Now!"

"Yes, your majesty!"

Warspite saluted Queen Elizabeth before immediately running after the commander

"Your majesty, what is happening?"

"Ah! Belfast! I order you to capture the commander and bring him back here!"

"... As you wish, your majesty. But first, let me serve your tea"

"Ah! Well thought, as expected of the head maid"

"I thank you for your praise"

After serving Lizzy's tea, Belfast left the commander's office and walked away in a dignified manner

And while that happened...

"..." <Dangit! I can't sake off Warspite of my hook!>

"..." <I didn't expect the commander to be this fast>

A high-speed chase was happening in the corridors, both the commander and Warspite had serious expressions on their faces, as the Grand Old Lady chased after the commander. And that scene made many of the passing shipgirls make confused faces

"..." <Alright, I might be able to lose her once I make this turn... !!!>

When the commander turned into a corner of a corridor intersection, he saw that his escape path was cut by Belfast

"Master, I recommend you to turn yourself in and return peacefully to the office"

"..."

The commander looked at Belfast with a very serious face, and then someone appeared from the path the commander had just come from

"Caught you! Ah! Belfast!"

The commander was now trapped between two legendary Royal Navy shipgirls, and so the commander put his brain in overdrive to seriously assess his situation

"..." <In front of me is the Town-class light cruiser HMS Belfast from the Royal Navy, a fearsome opponent with her twelve 152mm main guns, two triple 533mm torpedo tubes, and capable of reaching 32 knots in speed...>

The commander then made a glance at Warspite who was behind him

"..." <While behind me, is the Queen Elizabeth-class Battleship HMS Warspite, also, from the Royal Navy, an equally fearsome opponent with her eight 381mm main guns, 330mm armor belt, and a speed of 23 knots...>

The commander closed his eyes, after analyzing his two opponents, and he came to his conclusion on how to deal with the situation

"..." <I ran over all the calculations in my head, and there is only one way of leaving this situation safely>

"..."

"..."

"..."

There was a tense and silent standoff between Belfast and Warspite against the commander, and the first one to break the silence was Belfast

"So... What is your answer, master?"

"... My answer is... JUMP!!!"

" "!" "

CRASH

The commander dashed and jumped outside from a window, getting both Belfast and Warspite by surprise

Now let's zoom out the image... More... A little more... Perfect! Now let's look at the scene, here's the commander jumping from the window, and here's the window, now can you see where is the problem in this scene? ... ... ... Exactly! This is the fifth-floor window

The commander started to fall down to the ground with the help of gravity, and then he landed with a superhero landing, as he made a crater on the spot he landed on... And then he began running away at full speed once again

" "..." "

While leaving both Belfast and Warspite with their eyes like dots from the surprise of the commander being completely fine after jumping out from a closed window on the fifth floor

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.

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"He did what!?"

"It is as we both said, your majesty"

"I'm sorry for failing my mission, your majesty"

Belfast and Warspite reported what had happened, leaving Lizzy extremely confused as the two never lied in their reports

"No, it's fine... ... ... But was the commander always capable of doing that?"

Meanwhile, as that was happening

"Achoo!"

"Are you sick, comandante?"

"No, I think someone was just talking about me"

"Ah, I see! Anyways, would you like some of my tortellini?"

"Yes, I would love to, Veneto"

The commander was enjoying a Sardegnian beach with some of the Sardegnian girls

As for how he even got there... Let's not talk about that