Puns 31-40

Topic: Love

-I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

-To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

-My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.

-Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

-I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward.

-Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

-Love is not the number of times you kissed her, but the number of moments you were dying to kiss her.

-"Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"

-Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?

-My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."