This is so, so late and for that, I apologize.

"¿QUE?" (Three people at the same time)

"Huevo, egg? Huevo, egg?"

"I find ways to screw up everything."

*chorus of OOFS* "ROBLOX DEATH NOISE"

"ER, WHAT 'R YA DOIN'"

"May the 4th be with you."

"Chased by a goose gang."

"I like to keep the blood in that sink to a minimum."

"I live in the woods."

"THEY STOLE MY SHOE"
"I can smell that."